Shadowing practice: Unforgettable Axl Moments in Season 2 | The Middle
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- I smell cooking.0:00
- Is Grandma here?0:02
- No, Grandma's not here.0:03
- I'm making us a good breakfast so we can start our day off right.0:05
- Yep, we're getting out in front of it.0:08
- That's what we're doing, honey, right?0:10
- I smell bacon!0:12
- Grandma?0:14
- Other people can cook food besides Grandma, you know.0:15
- There's a weird noise coming out of my clock!0:18
- Make it stop!0:20
- Yes, oh relax.0:21
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- I set your alarm last night so you'd have time to get up and get ready for school without being0:22
- rushed.0:26
- Grandma?0:27
- Grandma is not here.0:28
- I'm here.0:29
- Now I want you all to sit down and listen up.0:30
- We are getting up on time.0:32
- We're having a healthy breakfast.0:34
- We'll start the day organized and armed for success.0:35
- Don't do it.0:39
- Clearly, these are not our parents.0:40
- If you can make that case, I'm on board.0:41
- Sit down.0:43
- So, in order not to have a repeat of yesterday, I have borrowed this chart from work.0:44
- Now, for the purposes of this exercise, Brick, you'll be Mr.0:50
- Ellert.0:54
- Axel, you be Pete.0:54
- Pete, Sue's Lou, I'm me, and Mike, you can be Bob.0:56
- Do I have to be Bob?1:00
- Yes.1:01
- Okay.1:02
- Lou, today you have cross -country practice.1:02
- So I have for you your signed forms and a check for your new cross -country sweatshirt.1:05
- Pete, you have the food drive.1:13
- Here's your canned corn.1:15
- Please put it in the bin and don't use it for fake vomit.1:16
- Now, most exciting of all, Rick, I mean Mr.1:20
- Ellert, I have for you a brand new backpack.1:24
- But I don't want a new backpack.1:28
- I love my old backpack.1:30
- I know that you loved your old backpack, but that thing practically walked to the garbage itself.1:32
- But he was my friend.1:36
- Who am I supposed to eat lunch with?1:38
- I don't know.1:40
- A person?1:41
- OK, so my family was a little slow to make change.1:42
- But I was getting ahead of it.1:46
- I was baking brownies.1:48
- And by the end of the day, I was already seeing results.1:50
- results.1:52
- Thank you.1:55
- Thank you so much.1:57
- You look great and so athletic.1:59
- And I'm the only one who has one because my awesome mom sent in a check.2:02
- Other moms just don't get it.2:07
- I feel sorry for their kids.2:08
- Thank you for the worst day ever.2:14
- Now that you screwed up my body clock, I had to drag myself through gym and then I dozed off2:16
- and sleep farted in science.2:20
- Ooh, brownies.2:22
- Those aren't for now.2:23
- Those are for all the bake sales I'm going to be hit up for this year.2:24
- When are you going to give up on this sicko experiment of yours?2:26
- This isn't like the juicer.2:29
- We're following through.2:30
- I can't get a hold of her.2:35
- And number 32, escorted by Frances and Michael Hanks.2:37
- I'm here.2:43
- I'm here.2:43
- These cotton balls are pretty.2:44
- You weren't going to make it.2:45
- Here.2:46
- Yeah, here's what really happened.2:49
- And now, each boy will pin his mother with a traditional homecoming corsage.2:51
- The corsages were donated by Val's Hardware, your discount snow shovel destination.2:56
- Val's Hardware, where the sale never ends.3:02
- Sale ends Friday.3:05
- Here.3:07
- Yeah, okay.3:08
- And so, that was it.3:15
- I had missed the big moment.3:17
- I missed it all.3:18
- The pageantry, the walk, the corsage.3:20
- But then, almost as if Axel wanted to make it up to me, he pulled off the greatest play of3:23
- the year.3:29
- What's happening?3:33
- I don't know.3:35
- We have a timeout on the field with number 32 down at the 11 yard line.3:44
- He's okay.3:49
- You just got the wind knocked out of him.3:49
- Frankie?3:53
- What are you doing?4:00
- Your mom's here.4:04
- Good evening, Mrs.4:06
- Heck.4:07
- Lovely dress.4:07
- Max, sweetie, are you okay?4:09
- Please tell me I'm dead.4:13
- The good news is I did get to walk arm -in -arm on the field with my son, but it4:23
- wasn't exactly how I had pictured it Glad to see you're catching up on your schoolwork for now, but Chuck4:28
- says it's easy to drop out Can you call a school and find out there's some special papers we need4:34
- to sign my god You're too lazy to even drop out yourself No, Chuck says is not that hard and4:38
- Chuck says the last couple years of high school are sort of a waste anyway And Chuck says that that's4:44
- it.4:48
- I got something to show you Grab your coat Chuck doesn't wear a coat Shut up.4:49
- So, you think you got it all figured out, huh?4:56
- Think you want to be like Chuck?4:59
- Let's see how Chuck lives.5:01
- Sure, he has his own place, but it's a trailer he bought at a police auction.5:03
- I want you to take a good look at the life this guy's living.5:07
- Whoa!5:10
- Is this Chuck's place?5:11
- Look at all those girls!5:15
- Okay, but if you look past the really fun party, you'll see...5:17
- There's a guy with a crossbow!5:20
- Sweet!5:21
- Sweet!5:22
- Axel, hang on.5:25
- Axel, I'm trying to make you see that Chuck's life is not all that great.5:31
- Wow, what is she wearing?5:35
- The point is, Chuck never went to college, so Chuck has no options.5:37
- God, I'm talking about working where you work, following in your footsteps.5:41
- How does that make you happy?5:43
- After you finish college, if you look at all your options and decide that the quarry is what you want5:45
- to do, then great.5:49
- But I want you to have choices.5:50
- I want you to be able to do whatever you want to do.5:51
- That's what would make me happy.5:54
- You're acting like I haven't given any thought to my future.5:55
- I have.5:57
- Really?5:59
- Yeah.5:59
- Like, if the Corey thing doesn't work out, listen to this.6:00
- I go on a reality show, get famous, and then people will pay me to wear their clothes.6:03
- OK, you know what?6:09
- You're an idiot.6:10
- Hey.6:11
- No, you are.6:12
- You're an idiot.6:13
- I tried to get creative here, and I tried to teach you by example, hoping that you'd get it.6:13
- but you're too stupid to get it right now.6:19
- I don't think you're supposed to call your kid an idiot.6:22
- Just an observation.6:24
- Don't beat yourself up over it.6:25
- It's not your fault.6:26
- I was an idiot at your age, too.6:27
- So, until you're no longer an idiot, I will be making the decision for you, and that means you're not6:29
- dropping out of school, you're going to college, and those mutton chops you talked about growing, not happening.6:35
- Whoa, I feel like you're trying to make me doubt myself.6:40
- Yes, that's exactly what I'm trying to do.6:43
- Let me make it simple.6:45
- Any instinct you have right now, Well, do the opposite.6:46
- Trust me, someday in the future, when you're done being an idiot, and you have an idiot of your own,6:51
- you'll come back and thank me.6:55
- So I'm guessing you're not going to let me go to Chuck's party.6:58
- See, you're getting smarter already.7:02
- So, like, what kind of stuff did you do?7:06
- That's not important.7:08
- The important thing is that I turned out okay.7:09
- And I'm pretty sure you're going to turn out okay, too.7:11
- Pretty sure?7:16
- 75, 80%.7:18
- No, seriously, what kind of stuff did you do?7:23
- My junior year, I think, and my buddy Greg and I decided that it might be fun to jump off7:25
- an overpass onto a moving bus.7:32
- Never met Greg.7:34
- No, you haven't.7:35
- Where you been?7:37
- The movie started 10 minutes ago.7:38
- Sorry, man.7:39
- Can't let you guys in free anymore.7:40
- I got some new manager coming in today.7:42
- Whatever.7:44
- I'm still filling up my soda jug.7:44
- Whoa.7:47
- Dude.7:47
- You must be Axel I'm Casey, rhymes with Lacey Now I know you're late, but don't sweat it I get7:55
- you're not planning on working here forever I mean, I'm only doing this until I get my grades up enough8:02
- To get into beauty college Anyway, I just wanted to say hi Hi Now get to work Oh my My8:06
- God, I got a hot boss.8:18
- There's like whole websites dedicated to the concept.8:20
- Enjoy the fantasy, bro, because that's all it's ever going to be.8:23
- Wrong.8:26
- Why?8:27
- Because check it out.8:28
- Late nights, close quarters, and no competition except that 50 -year -old weirdo who works the projector.8:29
- Did you not hear her?8:34
- She's going to beauty college.8:35
- She's going to learn how to be even hotter.8:38
- You got no shot.8:40
- Turns out having a hot boss is the one thing that'll get a teenage boy to work on time.8:43
- In fact, Axel went in a whole hour early.8:48
- Oh, Axel, thank God you're here.8:51
- I can't find the register key.8:53
- You know there's a spare key in the office.8:54
- I'm allowed to go in there?8:56
- But the sign...8:58
- It says, personnel only, your personnel.9:01
- Oh, I thought it said personal only.9:05
- It's so stupid how they spell those words the same.9:08
- Yeah, um, I'll go get the key.9:11
- You rock!!9:14
- Mindy crawled in anyway.9:41
- That's so Mindy.9:42
- I know.9:43
- Is this all the candy you have?9:44
- Did you order more candy?9:46
- Order?9:49
- I thought the big truck just brings it.9:50
- Okay.9:53
- I'll order more candy and put more popcorn in the popper.9:54
- Axel, help!9:59
- All right, what's the 911?10:00
- The candy counter.10:02
- What, I restocked it yesterday?10:03
- Oh, my God!10:05
- I forgot to close up last night.10:06
- You gotta help me, Axel.10:07
- I'll get in trouble.10:09
- I've never been in trouble before.10:11
- Is it bad?10:12
- Yes!10:13
- And maybe you should get in trouble.10:14
- Hell, I'd make a better manager than you, and I'm really, really lazy.10:16
- Please, Axel.10:20
- I'll go out with you.10:22
- No!10:24
- And button up for God's sake.10:25
- This is a family theater.10:27
- I'm so confused.10:40
- I just did the weirdest thing.10:42
- Yeah, what'd you do?10:44
- I turned down a date with a super hot girl What is wrong with me?10:45
- Maybe you just run down.10:50
- No, it's weird cuz when I'm not around her I'm always thinking about her.10:52
- Like, always.10:57
- Always.11:00
- I get it.11:01
- But then when I am with her, I just...11:02
- I can't stand her, because she's just so...11:04
- dumb.11:09
- Dumb trumped hot.11:12
- Huh?11:14
- You're growing up, Axel.11:16
- Today you learned that there are more important things than just a pretty face.11:17
- Whoa.11:21
- Whoa.11:21
- It's just so hard for me to wrap my brain around that.11:22
- I know.11:26
- But at some point as a man, you realize you want to be with someone you can have a conversation11:27
- with, you can laugh with.11:31
- But being with someone just because they're hot, it's not enough.11:32
- Of course, I lucked out and got the whole package.11:35
- She's not here, Dad.11:38
- Okay.11:39
- Point is, I'm proud of you.11:39
- I don't want you to be proud of me.11:40
- I want to want the hot chick.11:42
- I know you do.11:43
- And a part of you always will.11:44
- Not me, though.11:46
- I'm very happy.11:47
- Thought I heard the door.11:48
- Well, I was thinking maybe you could take me to the mall.11:50
- You mean, like, drop you off?11:53
- Like, go inside.11:54
- But our standard deal of not coming within 50 feet of you?11:56
- I'm allowing a one -time exception.11:58
- Oh, really?12:00
- What's the occasion?12:01
- Well, I started dating this chick, Vanessa, a week before Valentine's Day, and now I'm on the hook to get12:02
- her a present.12:07
- Rookie mistake, and I was totally cracking under the pressure, but then I thought, hey, Mom used to be a12:07
- girl once.12:12
- Maybe she could help me pick something out.12:13
- So you're asking me to do something with you?12:15
- Like, for real?12:19
- Oh, Axel.12:22
- Of course I'll go with you.12:24
- Mom, you want to put some clothes on?12:28
- Oh, right.12:31
- Usually I'm telling you that.12:33
- How about this?12:39
- No?12:41
- Um, this?12:42
- Maybe.12:44
- God, why is this so hard?12:45
- Shopping with my son.12:49
- He asked me.12:50
- It's okay.12:52
- We're gonna find something.12:53
- There's at least 12 other stores in this mall for girls your age.12:55
- Yeah, she's not exactly my age.12:58
- Well, whose age would she be?13:01
- Someone who's 19.13:03
- Okay, well, does she like butterflies?13:06
- Yeah, that could be sweet.13:09
- It'd match her tattoo.13:10
- Tattoo?13:12
- Well, I guess a lot of people have tattoos these days, so I wonder if she has a little butterfly.13:13
- Well, it's sort of more like a flock of them, going from her neck all the way down.13:19
- Yeah, maybe she'd like a scarf.13:23
- Girls like scarves.13:24
- Hey, good call.13:26
- You know, that one would match her hair.13:27
- Oh, yeah?13:28
- So her hair's pink.13:30
- Not like one of those lame people you see with pink hair.13:32
- It's like a really cool pink.13:34
- Well, the part that's not shaved, I mean.13:35
- Okay, look, Axel.13:37
- Mom, I want to thank you again for helping me out.13:38
- You're really saving me here.13:41
- You want to grab some lunch at the food court?13:43
- Well, sure.13:47
- Sure.13:47
- I'm hungry.13:48
- I guess we could get something.13:49
- My son invited me to lunch.13:54
- Axel, get up.13:58
- It's my turn.13:59
- It's been more than 20 minutes.14:01
- Go on land, maybe.14:02
- You don't know how long it's been up here.14:04
- I mean, Earth time is like an hour in the sky.14:06
- Maybe you'll learn that if you ever get to high school.14:08
- Oh, I mean dog school.14:11
- Mom!14:13
- Axel won't switch with me, and it's my turn!14:14
- I don't know this person.14:16
- Never seen him before in my life.14:17
- No.14:18
- Get up.14:19
- Get up.14:19
- Axel, get up.14:20
- It's your sister's turn.14:21
- Get up.14:22
- Hey.14:22
- Go.14:23
- Hey.14:24
- Move.14:24
- Get up.14:25
- Get up.14:26
- Get up.14:26
- Go.14:27
- Axel.14:30
- Knock it off.14:31
- You are embarrassing me.14:32
- Mom.14:33
- You know what?14:33
- Either of you deserve first class.14:34
- Rick, come on up.14:36
- Your brother is coming up.14:37
- You two are back in coach.14:38
- Fine.14:42
- Damn it.14:49
- Axel, get in here.14:50
- What did I say about these socks?14:53
- Oh, that's perfect.14:56
- You just automatically assume it's mine.14:57
- Oh.15:01
- That's it, Axel.15:03
- How many times I gotta tell you?15:03
- Well, I guess more than you did, because I forgot.15:05
- Well, let me jog your memory.15:07
- I said, next sock I find, I'm taking away something big.15:09
- Fine, whatever, God.15:12
- Fine, whatever?15:14
- Whatever.15:15
- Punish me.15:15
- Whatever.15:16
- Fine.15:16
- Okay, fine.15:17
- Whatever.15:18
- You're not playing in the game on Saturday.15:18
- How's that?15:19
- Is that fine whatever now for you?15:20
- What?15:21
- You can't do that.15:23
- It's my last game of the season.15:24
- No, your last game was your last game of the season.15:25
- You're benched.15:27
- Maybe next time you'll listen harder to what I say.15:28
- Mom, help me.15:33
- You can't let them do this.15:35
- They're cousin socks.15:36
- They're all stretched out.15:37
- That's why they won't stay on my feet.15:38
- This is all your fault.15:39
- If you'd have bought me decent socks, this wouldn't happen.15:41
- Please, Mom, I love you.15:43
- I love you so much.15:45
- Sorry, pal.15:47
- I support your father.15:48
- Are you nuts?15:50
- The last game of the season over socks?15:51
- All he needed was for Axel, on his own, to give him a reason to put him back in the15:55
- game.16:00
- Boy, I'm not looking forward to cleaning those gutters.16:01
- Every year about this time your mom gets on me to do it.16:06
- It would really show some character if someone offered to help.16:09
- Might make a person change his mind about a person.16:15
- Why would I change my mind about you, Dad?16:18
- You ruined my life!16:20
- And then, just as the buzzer was about to go off, Mike decided to take one last shot.16:25
- A shot that couldn't possibly miss.16:30
- Axel, wait.16:34
- If someone would just help me out by, uh...16:36
- Clearing my plate It might change my mind And make me want to do something nice In return Freckly in16:39
- there already Just put it in the sink Literally, just move it six inches Into the sink Why would you16:50
- think I'm in the mood to help you?17:00
- I've been giving you signs all week that I'm upset with you And you just don't get it God!17:02
- How obvious do I have to be?17:07
- The only thing harder than taking your kid out of a basketball game is having to go to that basketball17:12
- game after you've done it.17:16
- It was a parenting issue.17:17
- Can't I just wait in the car?17:19
- And now, the starting lineup for your Thundering Heads.17:21
- Well, I guess I'll go sit on the bench.17:25
- You don't have to come in, Dad.17:28
- I'm sure you'd rather stay out here and stare at your plaque all night.17:29
- God's sake Axel Do you think I don't want you to play in this game?17:33
- Do you think I don't want you to break my record?17:37
- It's killing me that my own son Has a chance to get his plaque up there Another heck man on17:39
- the wall And now he won't But I gave you every opportunity to get back in this game And you17:44
- wouldn't take it What opportunity?17:49
- Now you're just making stuff up If you'd have just moved the plate six inches into the sink It wasn't17:51
- my plate I was trying to give you an opening Why do you think I was talking about cleaning the17:57
- gutters?18:00
- Wait a minute.18:01
- If I cleaned the gutters, you would have let me play tonight?18:02
- Yes.18:05
- Why didn't you tell me that?18:05
- Because I wanted you to come up with it on your own.18:07
- If you want me to come up with stuff on my own, you gotta tell me.18:10
- All I needed was one gesture.18:12
- One tiny expression of remorse or apology.18:15
- Well, I'm sorry I'm not a mind reader.18:18
- I heard I'm sorry.18:21
- Apology accepted.18:23
- Go play.18:23
- But I wasn't apologizing.18:24
- Go, you fool, go!18:25
- Axel, get in here!18:32
- Why is Ashley's mom calling me to coordinate prom?18:35
- You said you were going to talk to her.18:39
- You know, it's your fault she doesn't know.18:41
- You said I couldn't text, and doing it in person is hard.18:43
- I'm very sensitive.18:45
- Well, Mr.18:46
- Sensitive, she already bought a purple dress, so you're taking her.18:47
- I can't.18:49
- Not with the second wave about to crash.18:51
- You know, when the hot girls break up with their prom dates and are back on the market desperate to18:53
- go with anyone.18:57
- And that's where I come in.18:58
- Hello, ladies.18:59
- Well, goodbye, ladies, because you already got a date.19:01
- Oh, my God.19:04
- You care more about some girl you don't even know having a good time at prom than your own son.19:05
- Are you my own son?19:08
- Because I didn't know my son was a jerk.19:09
- Well, that's where you're wrong.19:11
- You can't make me take her.19:13
- Oh, sure I can.19:15
- You're either taking Ashley to prom or you're not going.19:16
- Fine.19:18
- I won't go.19:19
- Yo, you're going.19:23
- Excellent.19:26
- What you got there?19:27
- I'm not going to take weird Ashley to prom in my underwear.19:29
- Think.19:31
- It happened just like that.19:33
- Axel did the right thing.19:35
- Maybe it was something I said.19:37
- Or Reverend Tim Tom sang.19:38
- Or Mike threatened.19:40
- But something must have gotten through to him.19:42
- It's one night, man.19:44
- Be cool.19:46
- The point is, he wasn't a jerk.19:51
- He was going to prom.19:53
- Okay, both of you smile now.19:55
- Oh, yeah.19:58
- That's a keeper.19:59
- Ashley, your dress is so interesting.20:01
- It's more of a wizard's robe.20:03
- I'm really into wizards.20:05
- Oh, right.20:07
- Like Harry Potter.20:07
- Who?20:09
- And the cape is a nice touch.20:11
- Yeah.20:14
- So we should probably get going so we're not late.20:16
- But we won't go in until the big hand is on an odd number, right?20:18
- You know what they say.20:21
- Okay, well, drive safe.20:27
- You guys have a great time tonight.20:28
- Have a lot of fun.20:29
- Have a nice time.20:30
- Be good.20:31
- Stay safe.20:31
- Oh, oh.20:36
- Okay, she is so weird.20:39
- Axel is in for one long night.20:41
- Thank you.20:52
English Speaking Practice with a Fast Family Breakfast Scene from The Middle
This clip opens Unforgettable Axl Moments in Season 2 of The Middle, from the channel ClipZone: Sitcoms. Five family members talk over a printed accountability chart at breakfast, all at once, at 231 words per minute, faster than 86% of the catalogue. That speed and the crosstalk are exactly why this scene rewards english speaking practice more than a slow, single narrator would.
The scene is rated B2. Nobody slows down for the camera: parents cut each other off, kids interrupt mid sentence, and lines land on top of each other the way american sitcom dialogue actually sounds. It's a good clip to learn english with series like this one, because the audio is real comic timing, not simplified classroom speech.
The Language in This Axl Clip: American Accent Training in a Family Kitchen
Three lines from the opening are worth isolating on their own before you try the full scene, closer to daily english conversation practice than a monologue you just listen to.
- "I'm making us a good breakfast so we can start our day off right." The mother runs the two clauses together with almost no pause, and the stress lands hard on "good" and "right", the sound of someone talking fast and trying to sell an idea to a skeptical room.
- "Clearly, these are not our parents." Notice the emphatic push on "Clearly" and the falling pitch on "parents", the flat, deadpan delivery a teenager uses for sarcasm.
- "Who am I supposed to eat lunch with?" The preposition sits stranded at the end, and "supposed to" gets swallowed toward a single fast syllable, worth listening for more than once.
- The recording as a whole carries "gotta" three times, "cuz" once and "gonna" once later in the scene. Catching those weak forms as they pass is part of what improve your english accent actually means in practice, not just imitating single words.
How to Shadow This B2 Scene: An English Shadowing Practice Routine
Work the opening in order rather than jumping straight into all 509 lines.
- Start with "I smell cooking." and "Is Grandma here?", two short lines that let you lock the vowel sounds before the pace picks up.
- Move to "I'm making us a good breakfast so we can start our day off right." Repeat it five times, matching the mother's no pause delivery rather than reading it as two sentences.
- Take "Clearly, these are not our parents." and match the falling pitch on "parents", not just the words themselves.
- Finish the opening on "Who am I supposed to eat lunch with?" and "But he was my friend.", a plaintive register that's different from the parents' rushed one.
- Once those four lines feel automatic, keep going into the rest of the scene at the recording's own speed. Slowing it down defeats the point of practising with a clip this fast.