Shadowing practice: Johnny Knoxville on Kidnapping Brad Pitt, Having a Matching Perm with His Mom & Last Jackass Movie

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  1. After 26 years of being trampled, impaled, gored, cathetered, and crunched, our first guest is finally hanging up his taser for good.0:00
  2. Jackass Best and Last opens at theaters on June 26.0:10
  3. Please welcome the indestructible Johnny Knoxville.0:14
  4. MUSIC Aww.0:20
  5. I caught him.0:40
  6. You got him.0:41
  7. I got him.0:41
  8. He's not dead.0:42
  9. He's not dead.0:43
  10. He just got into my whiskey backstage.0:44
  11. Okay.0:46
  12. Let him sleep it off.0:46
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  1. All right, I will.0:47
  2. All right.0:48
  3. Guillermo, this seems like a you -thing to handle, all right?0:49
  4. Here, take it with me.0:51
  5. Give him a little mouth -to -mouth.0:52
  6. See if he can.0:53
  7. No, I'll take it.0:54
  8. If he comes to.0:54
  9. All right.0:55
  10. Wow.0:56
  11. How about that?0:56
  12. Well, you got Rallo.0:57
  13. Now we don't have to worry about it.0:58
  14. You would catch that raccoon for us, wouldn't you?0:59
  15. I want to go do it after the show.1:01
  16. Do you really?1:03
  17. Yeah, I do.1:03
  18. Actually, I want it.1:04
  19. Because I wanted to make friends with our dog, Bucket.1:05
  20. Yeah, an unlikely animal friend for our dog, Bucket.1:08
  21. Do you think Bucket?1:11
  22. Wait, you have Slotny Obriamovich on the show next week?1:11
  23. That's right, yeah.1:14
  24. Okay, all right.1:16
  25. He's a big man.1:16
  26. Yes, big man.1:18
  27. I like big men.1:19
  28. Maybe you and...1:20
  29. Maybe you guys could go raccoon hunting together.1:22
  30. Hey, hey, hey!1:24
  31. The NBA Finals are tonight.1:25
  32. And is this why you dressed as a security guard at the Staple Center?1:27
  33. Who lost my 21st time on the show?1:30
  34. Oh, is this your 21st time?1:32
  35. Yeah, it's your 19th, it's your 20th.1:35
  36. He's obsessed with that.1:39
  37. But you people, I don't think a lot of people know that this about you, that you actually were drafted by the Milwaukee Bucks as a young man.1:40
  38. Yes, yes.1:49
  39. You can see what an athletic young body I have.1:50
  40. In that terminate that I have.1:55
  41. How old were you in this picture?1:57
  42. I was eight years old, and we were absolutely terrible.1:59
  43. And I was probably the worst on the team.2:02
  44. Were you really the worst player on the team?2:05
  45. I was a decent rebounder, but I had no touch.2:07
  46. Yeah, yeah.2:10
  47. I was bad too.2:11
  48. I was not a good player.2:12
  49. So this is, you looked like though, I mean really like if you look into those eyes, you could see what's, you know, you could see what's ahead.2:14
  50. Right?2:22
  51. All bad.2:23
  52. It's all downhill from there.2:24
  53. You did bring some photos here.2:26
  54. Now this is a photo of, should he explain what this is before we see this?2:27
  55. Well, you kind of get a little taste of it in that last photo.2:33
  56. My mom would take me to get permanence with her to get matching terms.2:36
  57. Which one is your mom?2:42
  58. I do look like her.2:45
  59. There is a little, yes.2:47
  60. Yeah, and it just always caused trouble at school because, you know, someone would say something and here we go.2:48
  61. And here we go, yeah.2:55
  62. Your mom was a character, right?2:56
  63. Oh my God, she just, she would say the worst things, but just like, what was she doing?2:58
  64. Like, you know, I was so pretty when I was younger.3:02
  65. Even my gynecologist wanted to go out with me.3:04
  66. I'm like, ooh, ooh, don't say that.3:07
  67. I like the idea that you were grossed out by something.3:12
  68. Yeah, and she had a terrible temper.3:15
  69. I mean, she was, all men were her babies, but she had a terrible temper.3:17
  70. One night there was a gang fight downtown Knoxville.3:22
  71. My sisters, who were four and six, were in her car.3:25
  72. She pulls right into the middle of the gang fight, blowing her horn and gets out.3:28
  73. You boys stop that right now.3:32
  74. You're acting ugly.3:34
  75. You need to stop that.3:35
  76. And these guys, they had chains and bats.3:37
  77. They were so confused, they all just walked away.3:40
  78. The mom card is legit.3:44
  79. Yeah, you know what?3:46
  80. It is.3:47
  81. It's legit.3:48
  82. It's something about it.3:48
  83. Especially pulling up in the car.3:49
  84. There's something about the car.3:51
  85. In the middle of the fight.3:52
  86. Then your mom take them out all out for perms or how did that end?3:55
  87. How did your mother, now I'm thinking about this, how did your mother feel about watching you do all this jackass stuff?3:59
  88. Well, before the show came out, she was very excited.4:09
  89. And she's like, I can't wait to tell everyone I'm going to tell people in my church.4:13
  90. I'm like, Mom, don't tell people at the church.4:16
  91. And she didn't listen and the show comes out.4:22
  92. And she's like, honey, I told people at my church to watch.4:24
  93. I'm like, I told you not to tell them.4:29
  94. Some never called her back.4:32
  95. Was she the worried about you when she would see this stuff?4:36
  96. Well, all everyone in my family liked jackass, but they didn't like the stunts.4:40
  97. Yeah, I would think it would be concerning.4:46
  98. I can't even imagine you watching your kids.4:49
  99. Oh, no, they are not going to be doing that.4:53
  100. Yeah, none of that for your kids.4:57
  101. None of that.5:00
  102. What about your dad?5:00
  103. Oh, my God, he's the reason I ended up doing this type of thing.5:02
  104. But he didn't like when I, the stunts, but oh, my God, he pranked all his employees.5:08
  105. What did your dad do for work?5:14
  106. Well, he had a tire company, but I don't know how much time he spent there because he just basically just pranked his employees all the time.5:16
  107. Really?5:24
  108. Yeah, yeah.5:25
  109. And did he, would he come home and tell you about it?5:25
  110. Yeah, he would like, like stage gun fights at the Christmas party, make them X -Lax milkshakes.5:28
  111. He was really busy.5:36
  112. So this might be genetic is what you're saying.5:39
  113. Yes, I mean, the whole hitting the nuts thing came from my sisters and my father having me attack their friends.5:44
  114. When I was from four years old on, they would encourage me, I would walk in a room at four and everyone would just cover up.5:54
  115. I instilled fear at four.6:01
  116. Well, yeah, and everyone still does that when you walk in a room.6:04
  117. That hasn't changed at all.6:07
  118. In fact, you created like an incident that was, that became like news in Simi Valley shooting this new movie, right?6:09
  119. Well, that wasn't, that wasn't my fault.6:18
  120. That was our effects guy, Ilya Popov.6:20
  121. He was really showing out that day.6:24
  122. What did he do?6:26
  123. He made an incredibly large series of explosions to end our movie.6:27
  124. And even we were shocked at how big it was.6:33
  125. And at one point this huge mushroom size fireball is over our head.6:38
  126. I'm like, is that, is that coming down?6:43
  127. Luckily, it dissipates right before it gets to us.6:46
  128. Is this the guy?6:49
  129. And people thought a plane had crashed in Simi Valley.6:51
  130. Everyone was on Instagram.6:54
  131. Oh, a plane has went down.6:55
  132. No, that was just...6:57
  133. You didn't alert the authorities in the area, did you?6:58
  134. They never, look, we always...7:00
  135. When we're doing pranks or something, we let the cops know, but the cop at the front desk never tells any other cops.7:04
  136. I see.7:13
  137. Yeah.7:13
  138. You call the cops and you say, hey, here's what's going down.7:14
  139. There's going to be a really large explosion, a series of explosions.7:17
  140. And that guy's like, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, okay.7:20
  141. And that's it?7:23
  142. That's it.7:23
  143. Yeah, yeah.7:24
  144. What about, and this is in the movie, because we're going to talk about the movie, but you cover a lot of ground in the movie.7:25
  145. That's a really nice way to put it, Jimmy.7:31
  146. One of the things you cover is when you guys, on your old TV show, you kidnapped Brad Pitt.7:33
  147. Oh, right.7:39
  148. He's out with the pink hot dogs on the street.7:40
  149. Yeah, that happened because we wanted to do this bit called Night Monkey, where we're going to put the best -looking man on the planet in a monkey suit and7:43
  150. only show his face at the end.7:53
  151. But while we were waiting around to do that, Jeff Tremaine is like, hey, why don't we go put you in front of pinks and kidnap you?7:55
  152. And just on the fly.8:02
  153. That was an afterthought.8:03
  154. On that, yeah, that wasn't...8:04
  155. Yeah, most of Jackass is an afterthought.8:06
  156. I see.8:08
  157. Yeah.8:09
  158. And he's like, yeah, sure.8:10
  159. Like, he was so down for whatever.8:11
  160. To the point, we would have to back him down when we're doing the Night Monkey stuff, because like, none of us wanted to get him.8:13
  161. This guy's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.8:21
  162. We don't want to get you hurt, but he did not care.8:23
  163. Right.8:26
  164. So you have him standing out there, and then a vehicle pulls up and grab him, throw him in, and people don't know what's going on.8:26
  165. And our guys didn't realize how much he was going to scream and resist.8:33
  166. So it kind of threw them.8:38
  167. They're like, wow, this guy's really good.8:41
  168. And as far as the police go, now that was a situation where I'm like, how is the SWAT team not speeding onto the scene?8:43
  169. People had cell phones back then.8:51
  170. I had guns pulled on me by carloads of cops six times while filming Jackass, but the cops didn't come around that night.8:52
  171. Thank goodness.9:01
  172. Would Brad Pitt...9:02
  173. did you give them a heads up or no?9:03
  174. That was pretty early on, Jimmy.9:05
  175. Okay, all right, all right.9:07
  176. Yes, because it's a weird thing to call the cops and say...9:08
  177. Oh, yeah, Brad Pitt's about to be kidnapped.9:12
  178. You know, it's weird, yeah.9:13
  179. Yeah, yeah.9:15
  180. I don't know if...9:15
  181. Honestly, I don't know if he did.9:16
  182. Probably not.9:17
  183. And then if Brad Pitt does get kidnapped in some weird coincidence, they're like, oh, don't worry about it.9:18
  184. It's just a bit.9:23
  185. Oh, yeah, it's just Knoxville.9:25
  186. You know, let it go.9:26
  187. All right, we're going to take a break when we come back.9:28
  188. We're going to see a clip from the new movie.9:30
  189. It's called Jackass Best and Last Johnny Knoxville is here.9:31
  190. We will be right back.9:35
  191. Can someone go get the shot collar for your penis?9:36
  192. Poopy said he wants to try it.9:39
  193. I didn't say it, but I will.9:40
  194. Hi, I'm Poopy.9:42
  195. Sorry, Poopy.9:45
  196. I'm sorry.9:46
  197. I'm sorry.9:47
  198. One more time.9:47
  199. I'm Poopy's and this is the electric balance beam.9:48
  200. Jackass Best.9:52
  201. Now it's a big...9:53
  202. Oh!9:55
  203. I can't even think about anything else but my d*** right now.9:57
  204. Ditto.10:00
  205. I'm so glad you asked this.10:03
  206. And Jackass Best and Last.10:04
  207. It is opening in theaters on June 26.10:08
  208. Tickets go on sale on Monday.10:11
  209. This is a fun movie to go to, right?10:13
  210. Yeah, we filmed that bit on the side of a cliff for some reason, and he almost rolled off the cliff at one point.10:16
  211. And it was straight down.10:24
  212. I don't know why we picked the side of a cliff to film that, but...10:26
  213. One of the things I like that you guys do is there's the terrible thing that you have to do.10:31
  214. Yeah.10:35
  215. But then a lot of the times there's another terrible thing that you didn't know was going to happen.10:36
  216. We didn't intend for that.10:41
  217. That's just Tremaine and I not really being too great at what we do after 26 years.10:42
  218. Another afterthought in a way.10:48
  219. Yeah, but I would think though that everybody's got kind of like some paranoia going in, right?10:50
  220. Everyone's paranoid.10:57
  221. Yeah, it's like...10:58
  222. Is there anyone that's off limits?10:59
  223. Like the guy who blew up Simi Valley, is he like, do you go like, okay, we're not going to mess with him because he's the guy who handles the11:01
  224. explosions?11:09
  225. Ilya is a very dangerous man.11:09
  226. You know?11:12
  227. He is like, I only think of the ideas.11:13
  228. He builds them.11:17
  229. Like he's not the guy to screw with.11:18
  230. And it's like if I like be like going after you, like it would be mutually assured destruction.11:20
  231. You and I are like Russia and the United States.11:27
  232. Yes, yes, yes.11:30
  233. We don't really.11:30
  234. It's like nobody wants a nuclear war.11:31
  235. Right, right, right.11:34
  236. It's true, yeah.11:35
  237. But Ilya, it's like going into a train wreck.11:35
  238. And he won't, he, like I love him, but he won't let me do anything nice for him.11:38
  239. I tried to send him a food truck to say thank you.11:42
  240. He's like, he like freaked out.11:46
  241. No, you're not sending.11:48
  242. He thought I was trying to do something to him.11:49
  243. Right, yes.11:51
  244. And so I'm like, what can I do for this guy?11:52
  245. And finally I got like an eight foot teddy bear and I sent it to him and he blew it up.11:54
  246. Like he's impossible to do something nice for.11:58
  247. Yeah, well, he's smart.12:02
  248. It sounds like.12:03
  249. Yeah, yeah.12:04
  250. Somehow, even after all of this craziness, and this show is like kind of the history, the beginning when you were doing this on your own as a kid.12:06
  251. Yeah.12:16
  252. Shooting yourself.12:17
  253. Yes, yes.12:18
  254. Which is so crazy to watch.12:19
  255. Some of my earlier work.12:21
  256. Your early work.12:22
  257. The MTV show as I mentioned, but then also like I mentioned with Brad Pitt, you get these people, these movie stars.12:24
  258. Paul Walter Hauser is in this.12:31
  259. Is that a situation where you call him and ask him to be a part of it?12:33
  260. Or he says, I want to be, I want to do something.12:37
  261. Well, I know Paul and he's such a like talent and a smart guy.12:40
  262. And he has a career.12:46
  263. Like, like, why are you doing this?12:49
  264. Right.12:51
  265. He was on the set.12:52
  266. I'm like, why are you doing this?12:52
  267. You have Emmys, but he likes Jackie.12:54
  268. He's a black ass and he also does like hardcore wrestling matches.12:56
  269. Yeah, he's a wrestler.13:00
  270. So he's a little as bright as he is.13:01
  271. He's still a little funny.13:03
  272. Right.13:04
  273. You know?13:05
  274. Yeah.13:05
  275. So he was down and I sent him a photo.13:06
  276. I had Tremaine and my cousin, they do a little photo.13:09
  277. Oh, this is a photo I have.13:11
  278. Okay.13:12
  279. So this is a drawing actually, I believe, right?13:12
  280. Yeah, it's a thing where we were going to suspend Zach in the air.13:15
  281. And harness and ask impossible to ask questions.13:20
  282. And every time you missed, he's going to get lowered straight to your face.13:23
  283. And this is what I sent Paul.13:27
  284. This is the pitch drawing.13:29
  285. And he looked at the photo and within 30 seconds, text it back.13:32
  286. Yeah, I'll do it.13:36
  287. I like this drawing.13:42
  288. This should be in a museum somewhere.13:43
  289. Is there a Jackass museum?13:45
  290. Wow, that's not a terrible idea.13:48
  291. And that's pretty amazing that he said, you have to hand it to him for that.13:49
  292. Yeah.13:54
  293. You guys, the camaraderie is interesting, I think, too, because it's a group of guys who act and love each other in a weird, very weird way.13:54
  294. Lots of weird ways.14:06
  295. And now this is the last deal.14:08
  296. This is you've done your last, is it the last one for sure?14:10
  297. Yeah, we're done.14:14
  298. This is the last one.14:14
  299. And but we're still going to do other things together.14:16
  300. Like we'll make other films together.14:21
  301. It's not Jackass.14:23
  302. We have a Jackass podcast coming out.14:24
  303. Okay, all right.14:26
  304. Jeff, Mayne and I are doing it.14:27
  305. We have all the cast and crew.14:28
  306. Yeah.14:30
  307. So like on that, is it just you guys talking about stuff that you've done and talking about things or are you electrocuting each other's penises on that as well?14:31
  308. Well, we're talking about the history of Jackass, but Trayne and I, we really jump around.14:41
  309. So we're, we kind of cover a lot of subjects.14:48
  310. Okay, all right.14:51
  311. But yeah, we haven't attacked each other yet.14:52
  312. You haven't.14:54
  313. That's good.14:55
  314. But it's not out of the question.14:55
  315. Right.14:57
  316. Tickets for the movie go on sale Monday.14:58
  317. Yeah, tickets go on sale Monday.15:00
  318. But for everyone in the audience tonight, you get them tonight.15:03
  319. You're giving them.15:08
  320. Yes.15:09
  321. So it's all good.15:14
  322. Hello.15:19
  323. That seems like a kind gesture.15:20
  324. It could easily be a trap.15:21
  325. You could be like that raccoon.15:24
  326. You see, oh, look at that.15:26
  327. There's some nice cat food.15:27
  328. I think I'll go have a little bit of that.15:29
  329. No, I'm not.15:30
  330. This is not a trap for the audience.15:31
  331. This is not a trap.15:32
  332. You swear?15:33
  333. I only go at the Jackass cast.15:34
  334. I don't go away at civilians.15:37
  335. Okay, all right.15:39
  336. I have seen evidence to the contrary.15:40
  337. Well...15:44
  338. how dare you?15:44
  339. Ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha.15:46
  340. Well, it's very good to see you.15:48
  341. I can't wait to see you.15:49
  342. There's gonna be a lot of fun.15:50
  343. The audience is gonna go see the movie.15:51
  344. Go see the movie in the theater.15:53
  345. Jackass, best of last, the most beautiful tickets go on sale Monday.15:54
  346. Johnny Knoxville, everybody.16:00
  347. We'll be back with In Me Never Ready.16:01

English Speaking Practice With a Fast American Interview

This clip is a live, unscripted exchange between Jimmy Kimmel and Johnny Knoxville, the kind of english speaking practice that trains you for real conversation rather than a scripted lesson. It sits at B2, and the pace, 207 words per minute, is faster than 66 percent of the catalogue, so this is a workout for a listener who already handles slower material comfortably. The accent is American, delivered with the quick, overlapping rhythm of late night talk, which makes the clip useful for american accent training as well as for raw speaking pace.

In the stretch you see here, Kimmel introduces Knoxville with a joke about his injuries, a raccoon named Rallo wanders into the bit, someone jokes about being knocked out by whiskey backstage, and the conversation slides into Knoxville's story about being drafted, as an eight year old, onto a youth basketball team. None of it is delivered slowly for a learner. Lines land fast and guests talk over each other, which is exactly the kind of material that rewards repeating each line out loud rather than just reading it.

English Shadowing Practice With Johnny Knoxville on Kimmel

Three lines from the opening carry real speech features worth isolating before you shadow this line by line. The recording also contains two casual gonna contractions elsewhere in the interview, typical of unscripted American speech, though they fall outside the stretch quoted below.

  • "After 26 years of being trampled, impaled, gored, cathetered, and crunched, our first guest is finally hanging up his taser for good." This opening line stacks five injury words in a row before the punchline lands, so the challenge is keeping even stress across gored and crunched without slowing down or losing the sentence's shape.
  • "He just got into my whiskey backstage." The joke depends on a throwaway, deadpan delivery, said fast and flat, with no extra stress on whiskey even though it is the funniest word in the line.
  • "You would catch that raccoon for us, wouldn't you?" The tag question wouldn't you rises at the end, and the whole line is a good drill for the rising intonation English speakers use to invite agreement.

How to Practice This American Accent Interview Line by Line

Work through the opening in the order it happens, since the exchanges build on each other and the pace only increases as Kimmel and Knoxville trade lines.

  • Start with "After 26 years of being trampled, impaled, gored, cathetered, and crunched, our first guest is finally hanging up his taser for good." Read it slowly first to place the stress on each injury word, then bring it up to full speed.
  • Move to lines 5 through 9, the rapid "He's not dead" exchange, and practice the overlap. This is where two speakers land words almost on top of each other, which is common in everyday English conversation.
  • Take "He just got into my whiskey backstage." on its own and repeat it five times, aiming for the same flat, deadpan delivery each time rather than a bigger, more theatrical one.
  • Finish with "You would catch that raccoon for us, wouldn't you?" and isolate only the rising tag at the end. That is the piece most learners flatten out, and drilling it on its own is a concrete way to improve your english accent on tag questions specifically.
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