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  1. Good morning!0:00
  2. Good morning Alphie days!0:01
  3. Good morning!0:03
  4. Putting on your face!0:04
  5. Putting on moisturizer!0:05
  6. Put that moisturizer on.0:07
  7. I have done nothing to my appearance this morning.0:08
  8. Woke up with my eyes sealed shut and they look kind of sore.0:11
  9. Not going to lie, they look very blue though.0:15
  10. Holy crappy.0:16
  11. Holy crappy.0:18
  12. Mark is still here.0:18
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  1. There he is.0:20
  2. Hello!0:21
  3. I'm making us pancakes!0:23
  4. Okay!0:25
  5. I'm laying the table so we've got water.0:26
  6. Things that I think go well with pancakes.0:29
  7. We've got lemon and sugar, nutella, sprinkles, cream, bit of everything.0:32
  8. Fruit.0:37
  9. I've laid it out all nice.0:38
  10. I'm just about to start on the actual pancakes.0:41
  11. Now if any of you want to make these, then there is a recipe on my blog.0:44
  12. So I'll leave a little link to that below.0:49
  13. I'm making double the amount of the ones Jamie Oliver makes.0:51
  14. So that's like six eggs.0:54
  15. I can't remember.0:57
  16. But anyway, we're going to make pancakes!0:59
  17. I would like to hold my...1:09
  18. Your hand!1:13
  19. Your hand!1:15
  20. Your hand!1:15
  21. Your hand!1:16
  22. Your hand!1:18
  23. Nervous!1:20
  24. Nervous?1:22
  25. Oh!1:24
  26. Little toilet!1:25
  27. It's alright.1:27
  28. Got this.1:28
  29. Get it nice and round.1:32
  30. The first one is never the best one I feel like.1:38
  31. He's cooking alright though.1:41
  32. Cooking up nicely.1:43
  33. You're doing good.1:44
  34. Well done mate!1:45
  35. Don't let us down.1:47
  36. That's what you've got to wait for.1:49
  37. Those little bubbles!1:50
  38. Pop!1:53
  39. Pop!1:53
  40. Are you a flipper?1:54
  41. I use this.1:56
  42. Oh okay.1:57
  43. I can let you guys toss them.1:58
  44. I'm quite a good tosser.2:01
  45. Okay, ready.2:04
  46. Shut up!2:08
  47. That is the perfect pancake!2:12
  48. Yeah, I take this very seriously.2:14
  49. The song is so satisficant.2:16
  50. I'm just so satisfied with the way they look.2:18
  51. I don't know why.2:19
  52. Is that really weird?2:20
  53. They just look so like...2:22
  54. Not edible!2:24
  55. They're not real!2:27
  56. Yeah!2:28
  57. There we go.2:32
  58. Uno!2:34
  59. Done!2:35
  60. Getting them shots.2:37
  61. Thanks cameraman!2:38
  62. Okay, so Mark's going to toss the pancake.2:40
  63. Obviously be very careful.2:43
  64. It's a very hot pan.2:45
  65. Ready?2:46
  66. Yeah!2:47
  67. Yeah!2:49
  68. I'm so happy I didn't drop it.2:55
  69. Pancakes are done!2:58
  70. Look!2:59
  71. Oh gosh, did you try to drop them all on the floor?3:00
  72. Okay, taking them to the table.3:05
  73. Oh!3:11
  74. The what?3:22
  75. Raspberries.3:23
  76. Look, I ate them all up.3:25
  77. Raspberries.3:27
  78. I always do crazy things when you put the camera on me.3:29
  79. I can't wait to see what I was saying to myself last night.3:32
  80. I know!3:35
  81. I'm going to go to the first one.3:37
  82. I'm going to go to the first one.3:38
  83. What would you guys have on your pancakes?3:39
  84. Here's a little selection.3:43
  85. See, I quite want to do a bit of whipped cream and sprinkles.3:44
  86. I just think it would look so eye hop.3:46
  87. But what I might do is cut the pancakes in half and put a bit of each topping on them.3:48
  88. Oh my God!3:52
  89. Do you know what I mean?3:53
  90. Yeah, that's exactly what I meant.3:54
  91. Because I want all the toppings.3:54
  92. I've basically laid out.3:56
  93. Have you ever tried this?3:57
  94. Biscoff.3:58
  95. No.3:59
  96. Oh my God, please try it.4:00
  97. Okay, find a little spoon.4:01
  98. Is there another little spoon in there?4:03
  99. Nope, I can use my fork.4:04
  100. What did I do with the spoon?4:06
  101. Okay, so use your fork and just try some of that.4:07
  102. What is it?4:11
  103. Oh!4:13
  104. It's crunchy.4:14
  105. Oh my God!4:19
  106. Isn't it so delicious?4:20
  107. That's got to be so bad for you though.4:22
  108. Yeah, I know!4:24
  109. Oh my God, I'm getting a bit of a headache.4:26
  110. Get a bit of it.4:29
  111. Get a bit of it.4:30
  112. This is my second pancake.4:31
  113. I've gone for maple syrup, whipped cream and sprinkles.4:32
  114. Really healthy.4:36
  115. Really, really healthy.4:38
  116. How are your pancakes?4:39
  117. Amazing.4:41
  118. Are they good?4:42
  119. I have like four, I think.4:43
  120. Good.4:45
  121. What did you go for, Al?4:46
  122. Maple syrup and fruit?4:47
  123. Yeah, but I had no blueberries.4:48
  124. Yeah, I'm not a massive fan of the bloobs.4:51
  125. Look at the little happy easter behind you as well.4:53
  126. I've made it so easterly.4:57
  127. I love it.4:59
  128. Just editing my vlog from yesterday, and Mark is also editing his, but I'm also trying out some of my new Zoella products on him, which none of you know4:59
  129. when they're coming out or what they smell like, but Mark, try and tell them what you, without giving away what it is.5:11
  130. Yeah.5:19
  131. Okay.5:20
  132. Rich.5:22
  133. I think it's one of my favourites.5:27
  134. Yeah, I've got to try to, yeah, it's amazing.5:29
  135. It smells amazing.5:31
  136. It goes in really well, but it just smells, I can't say without giving away.5:32
  137. I know.5:36
  138. It's very rich.5:37
  139. It's very like, I feel like it's quite like Gloria, similar weird way.5:38
  140. It's like a scent that I've never done before.5:43
  141. Yeah, it's completely different to all YARVA scents.5:46
  142. I'm a massive fan.5:48
  143. Yeah.5:50
  144. I think it's my favourite one so far.5:50
  145. Yeah.5:52
  146. Like I honestly do.5:52
  147. They're going to love it.5:53
  148. And that is something that's coming out at the end of the year, so that's a slight clue.5:55
  149. Yeah.6:01
  150. A slight clue.6:01
  151. A little clue.6:02
  152. A little one.6:03
  153. Oh, Alfie, smell this.6:04
  154. I can smell the whole room smells of something.6:06
  155. Yeah, that's what I could smell on the whole room when I came in.6:08
  156. That's so good then.6:11
  157. That's good.6:12
  158. Yeah.6:12
  159. Do you love it?6:14
  160. Cover the label.6:15
  161. Let's see if Nala likes it.6:16
  162. She wants to eat it.6:20
  163. Look at her.6:21
  164. She loves it.6:21
  165. Don't let her eat it.6:22
  166. It smells so good.6:24
  167. Smell my arm.6:25
  168. Yeah.6:27
  169. I love it.6:27
  170. Yeah, it's so good.6:28
  171. Now that's actually so, it makes me want to eat it.6:30
  172. Yeah, that's a good clue actually.6:33
  173. That's a really good clue.6:35
  174. It makes me want to just go, just leave it tasty and say.6:36
  175. Look at her sniffing my arm.6:39
  176. She's licking it.6:40
  177. She's licking it.6:42
  178. There you go.6:42
  179. That's the proof.6:43
  180. The proof is in the pudding.6:44
  181. This is for a range coming out at the end of the year.6:46
  182. There may be other things coming out before this.6:48
  183. Oiy oiy.6:51
  184. Oiy oiy, which doesn't smell the same, but this one that I'm currently testing is for the end of the year and I think it's one of my favourite scents6:52
  185. ever.7:02
  186. And I really hope you guys are going to like it as much as I do.7:03
  187. I'm just so excited for Charlotte to come back so we can get freaking mortal.7:05
  188. Mortal.7:12
  189. Mortal.7:13
  190. Is that a good Jordy accent?7:13
  191. I'm so excited for Charlotte to come back.7:15
  192. No, that's Scouse.7:18
  193. I just said Scouse, I think.7:19
  194. I'm so excited for Charlotte to come back.7:21
  195. I love that accent.7:23
  196. For a night on the tune.7:24
  197. For a night on the tune, we're going to get raging.7:25
  198. Mortal.7:28
  199. Mortal.7:29
  200. Mortal.7:29
  201. Mortal.7:30
  202. I'm so excited.7:33
  203. I'm very gesticulative.7:36
  204. Is that what the word is?7:38
  205. Yes, Mark.7:39
  206. Yes, Mark.7:40
  207. Yeah!7:43
  208. Oh, this much.8:02
  209. All the girls don't feel like this.8:04
  210. A few times you've been around that day.8:06
  211. Are you okay?8:11
  212. I'm actually gonna be so sad.8:19
  213. How did you just do that?8:28
  214. Oh, my God.8:31
  215. He just banged his head on here.8:42
  216. Did that hurt?8:45
  217. No, it was just a shock of it.8:46
  218. Don't cry, mum.8:50
  219. Oh my god.8:51
  220. I need a tissue.8:52
  221. So go on, look at my face.8:54
  222. Oh my god.8:56
  223. That is what happens when you get too cocky.9:02
  224. Oh my god.9:08
  225. Legit.9:16
  226. Like crying.9:17
  227. Are you okay?9:18
  228. I'm fine.9:21
  229. I bash myself all the time.9:22
  230. It's like you forgot how tall you were for a second.9:25
  231. What the f*** is that?9:28
  232. Up in my little office room now.9:34
  233. It's so cosy out here.9:36
  234. I know, I love it.9:38
  235. How's your head?9:39
  236. Yeah, when I touch it now it's fine.9:40
  237. You just got a bit of an egg on there.9:43
  238. Just a tiny egg.9:45
  239. A tiny, bruised egg.9:46
  240. We were laughing because Mark was like my hair even moved.9:48
  241. Yeah, it was just like.9:51
  242. I'm about to put some makeup on which is why we're up here.9:52
  243. Oh hello.9:55
  244. Hello.9:56
  245. Hello.9:57
  246. She's so cute.10:01
  247. Anyway, we're going to put a little record on me, record player.10:02
  248. I'm on board.10:07
  249. We've gone for Taylor Swift.10:08
  250. So pop that on there.10:10
  251. Turn it on.10:13
  252. And then you lift it like that.10:16
  253. And then you place it down.10:22
  254. There we go.10:24
  255. Done.10:31
  256. Makeup is done.10:34
  257. I'm using a ring light which I bought quite recently.10:35
  258. And I just feel like you can really see makeup very well in a ring light.10:38
  259. Do you know what I mean?10:42
  260. I think because it's a circle it lights all areas of the face.10:43
  261. Because it goes under your chin as well.10:48
  262. Yeah.10:50
  263. So I have kind of orangey, goldy eyes, a nude lip, bit of bronzer and I'm all good.10:50
  264. Look at you there in the back room.10:59
  265. Hello.11:00
  266. Hello.11:01
  267. I've just been sitting here.11:02
  268. I feel bad.11:04
  269. I love it.11:06
  270. I was quite quick.11:06
  271. We haven't done quite good chin rides, have we?11:07
  272. Yeah, we were.11:09
  273. Talking about all things.11:10
  274. Life.11:11
  275. Life and serious.11:11
  276. And serious.11:13
  277. Yeah.11:14
  278. The only serious times are off camera, aren't they?11:15
  279. Oh yeah, we never film us having serious traps.11:18
  280. You guys probably think that me and Mark are complete nutters.11:21
  281. And I don't blame you for thinking that.11:24
  282. Because we do have the best time but we're not like that all the time.11:27
  283. We would literally just not be able to hang out.11:32
  284. We would exhaust ourselves.11:34
  285. And I do think the reason I have bloodshot eyes is because I've been cry laughing so much.11:35
  286. But there are times where we can just sit and chill, edit on our laptops, watch the TV, have serious chats, you know?11:39
  287. But it's a great, it's a great thing, isn't it?11:49
  288. It's a great balance.11:51
  289. It's a great balance.11:52
  290. Crazy and ca - no, not casual.11:53
  291. Crazy and casual.11:57
  292. Crazy and calm.11:58
  293. Yeah.12:00
  294. Yeah.12:01
  295. It's like we're one extreme and then we're the other.12:01
  296. Yeah.12:03
  297. You're walking with caution.12:09
  298. You were just looking at Alfie.12:11
  299. I was just like, he's not going to look at me.12:12
  300. We've decided to come out for a little walk.12:15
  301. I mean, I'm not being funny but why do my eyes look so crazy?12:19
  302. Yeah, it's good.12:21
  303. You've got blood wash on picking up.12:22
  304. Look at Alfie picking up dog poo.12:24
  305. Oh no.12:27
  306. So we take Nala on a walk.12:28
  307. Look, come here.12:29
  308. Oh my God.12:32
  309. Look at my eyes today.12:34
  310. Oh, you just hit me on the head with a poo.12:36
  311. Nala, come here.12:42
  312. Come here.12:46
  313. We're all wearing Alfie's merch.12:47
  314. Yay.12:50
  315. Because Alfie has just released his merchandise.12:52
  316. Let me see, Mark.12:54
  317. Do your best modelling.12:56
  318. Alfie, you're doing very good.12:58
  319. Alfie, you're doing very good.13:00
  320. You two stand together.13:03
  321. Nala, leave the dog alone.13:14
  322. Nala, come on.13:17
  323. It's like a kite.13:19
  324. She's so funny.13:24
  325. Look at these two just playing catch with a bag of poo.13:25
  326. Alfie.13:29
  327. Come on, pick that up right now.13:30
  328. We need to find a bin.13:32
  329. Yes, we do.13:33
  330. And Nala needs to stop trying to run.13:34
  331. Come on.13:36
  332. You know those like nerf things that go, that whistle when you say it.13:36
  333. We're like, woo.13:39
  334. This is why we keep Nala on a long lead because she would be gone with that dog otherwise.13:42
  335. Mark's messing about with the poo.13:49
  336. What's Nala's doing?13:52
  337. Oh.13:54
  338. What?13:56
  339. I was joking.13:56
  340. I was trying to make a different way.13:58
  341. Nala, come on.13:59
  342. Where's his poo?14:01
  343. Come on in.14:02
  344. Come on.14:03
  345. No, I can't.14:03
  346. Anyway, I want to take Mark on these.14:05
  347. Oh no, look, they're under construction.14:07
  348. My favourite ones.14:10
  349. These ones though.14:12
  350. What are they?14:13
  351. They're like exercise things in the park.14:13
  352. So yeah, myself, Mark and Alfie have all got Alfie's merch on because I don't know if I just said everything's gone a bit crazy once I got my camera14:17
  353. out.14:23
  354. Alfie's merch went on sale today so he's got seven new items in his shop.14:24
  355. I'll leave a little link in the description.14:28
  356. Oh my God.14:30
  357. Do you want me to take her?14:32
  358. Legit nearly just broke my arm.14:34
  359. He's got seven new items in his shop.14:37
  360. So I am wearing the jumper.14:42
  361. Mark's also got the jumper on.14:45
  362. And Alfie's got the hoodie on.14:47
  363. And we didn't mean to be a walking advert but it just kind of happened.14:49
  364. Three, two, one, take off.14:53
  365. Is that what you do?14:56
  366. Push him up that.14:57
  367. It's lifting you.14:59
  368. Yeah, you have to lift your feet up.15:00
  369. Oh, it's pushing your own weight.15:01
  370. Oh.15:05
  371. Is it hard?15:05
  372. I actually quite like it.15:06
  373. Look at Nala.15:09
  374. What's she doing?15:10
  375. Oh, she's just smelling the dog way.15:11
  376. Uh oh.15:13
  377. Oh look, a little mate.15:14
  378. Oh look at that little doggy.15:16
  379. Oh my God, it's so cute.15:18
  380. Is that a Bijon?15:20
  381. Hey.15:20
  382. Making friends.15:24
  383. Be careful with your lead.15:25
  384. Don't tide the doggy out.15:26
  385. Nala.15:27
  386. She's not sure, is she?15:30
  387. Nala, come on.15:34
  388. Look at these two.15:38
  389. It's you can't take them anywhere.15:39
  390. Here you are.15:42
  391. Here you are.15:44
  392. Mark, no.15:45
  393. Have you thrown the stones away yet?15:47
  394. No.15:48
  395. Then you can't do it.15:49
  396. We've decided that those lucky stones from the beach are not very lucky.15:51
  397. No.15:56
  398. Because actually, all you've done is hurt yourself and been shut on since you found them.15:56
  399. So we're going to throw them away, I think.16:02
  400. We've got a back row found them.16:05
  401. Yeah.16:06
  402. A dog meet up over there.16:06
  403. Aww.16:08
  404. We're going to make friends.16:09
  405. And Nala's going to do it.16:11
  406. Cute.16:12
  407. I love the park.16:12
  408. Go on.16:17
  409. Get those guns on.16:19
  410. On.16:21
  411. Working.16:21
  412. Oh my God.16:22
  413. Go on.16:25
  414. Do it again.16:26
  415. Do it again.16:28
  416. I can't see you on.16:30
  417. Oh, okay.16:31
  418. Yeah, I get you.16:32
  419. It hurts my arms.16:37
  420. I'm going to get you.16:43
  421. I wish I could do that.16:44
  422. It's so cold.16:46
  423. Oh, they're up in a cheeky G &T.16:46
  424. Oh, that is nice.16:49
  425. Maybe they give me some brown...16:51
  426. Brown?16:53
  427. I think that in that one.16:54
  428. It's got to be in it already, mate.16:56
  429. Brown flakes.16:58
  430. Okay, so we're playing this thing.16:59
  431. This is the question.17:01
  432. A farmer had 15 sheep and all but eight died.17:03
  433. How many are left?17:06
  434. And I know the answer already, but I want...17:07
  435. Comment down below what you think it is.17:09
  436. I want Mark to let me know what he thinks it is.17:12
  437. A farmer had 15 sheep and all but eight died.17:15
  438. How many are left?17:20
  439. Eight.17:23
  440. Why is that?17:24
  441. Look at his bloody cabinet.17:25
  442. There are seven on it.17:26
  443. You've only just realised that it's eight.17:27
  444. Shut up.17:29
  445. He made three one seconds ago.17:30
  446. Because I read the last bit, how many are left?17:33
  447. A farmer had 15 sheep and all but died.17:36
  448. I originally thought...17:39
  449. All but died.17:40
  450. All but eight died.17:41
  451. No, it's all but one and eight died.17:43
  452. I love all but one.17:45
  453. Sorry.17:46
  454. I thought it was seven.17:47
  455. Look at this.17:49
  456. New tactic.17:50
  457. I took...17:51
  458. I subtracted 15 and eight, which was seven.17:55
  459. And then I read how many are left.17:58
  460. But somebody told you that, eight are left.18:01
  461. Yeah!18:03
  462. It's wrong.18:05
  463. What?18:06
  464. You little snake.18:08
  465. I'm a little speaking.18:10
  466. We're watching Hocus Pocus.18:11
  467. Alfie's still playing with that plate.18:13
  468. I can do it though.18:15
  469. Yeah, go on then.18:16
  470. I'm putting his mouth earlier.18:17
  471. You put the pressure on of 10 million people.18:20
  472. Yeah, yeah.18:22
  473. You ready?18:23
  474. No.18:25
  475. No!18:27
  476. That's amazing.18:28
  477. Well done.18:29
  478. Such a little show off.18:33
  479. You know what happens to shows off when they do that?18:34
  480. Yeah, I know.18:36
  481. You get an egg head.18:38
  482. I'm sticking this every head change.18:43
  483. That's why he's put a hat on.18:46
  484. Yeah, yeah.18:48
  485. See that bit in the back?18:48
  486. That's actually an egg.18:50
  487. That's flat.18:52
  488. I just don't know if we should give up on these now.18:54
  489. We're getting really good.18:57
  490. I don't know whether that's just down to trial and error.18:59
  491. We did well.19:01
  492. I mean, there's getting good and then there's getting the questions.19:02
  493. Okay, here you go.19:05
  494. There's only the right answer left.19:06
  495. Your third place right now in a race.19:07
  496. What place are you in when you pass the person in second place?19:10
  497. Mark?19:16
  498. Oh, sorry about that.19:16
  499. Right, this one's for you.19:19
  500. Your third place in a race right now.19:21
  501. What place are you in when you pass the person in second?19:24
  502. When your third place?19:28
  503. First.19:30
  504. First place?19:31
  505. Yeah.19:31
  506. Sure about that.19:32
  507. A million percent.19:33
  508. Wrong.19:35
  509. Aye.19:37
  510. If you're in third and you pass the person in second, you're not first.19:38
  511. You're second.19:43
  512. Ah.19:46
  513. Yeah.19:50
  514. Excuse me, Nala.19:53
  515. Look at her, just sat behind me barking.19:55
  516. So Holly's here now.19:57
  517. Hello.20:00
  518. Hello.20:00
  519. And we've all got a GBK.20:01
  520. I have not had one of these in so long.20:04
  521. Good shout.20:07
  522. Wait, whose idea was GBK?20:07
  523. Holly's.20:10
  524. But definitely was not.20:11
  525. Someone's.20:14
  526. I'll give it to you.20:14
  527. Someone's idea.20:15
  528. These things are the best in the world.20:17
  529. This is an elderflower fizz.20:20
  530. If you ever go in GBK, you need to get one of these.20:22
  531. I love it.20:24
  532. And I've also gone for...20:24
  533. Thanks for the heads up before we make the order.20:25
  534. You didn't tell anyone else that before.20:27
  535. Sorry.20:29
  536. And I've gone for a chicken burger with the ever so delicious garlic mayo, which stays in your breath for at least two days.20:31
  537. And the skinny chips, which are the best, which they don't have in Ireland, we realised.20:41
  538. Mmm, they're nice.20:45
  539. No.20:47
  540. Well, we went into a GBK in the centre of Dublin and they didn't have skinny fries.20:47
  541. It was such a different menu.20:51
  542. It was like skin on fries, but not skinny fries.20:52
  543. So I don't know if you do have them anywhere in Ireland, but in the Dublin branch, they did not have any.20:55
  544. What's Primark called?21:02
  545. Pennies.21:03
  546. Mmm.21:04
  547. Yeah.21:05
  548. Pennies.21:06
  549. And they don't have super drug.21:06
  550. I love how Holly just laughs.21:09
  551. I'm not going to go shopping.21:12
  552. I know.21:14
  553. I'm sweating.21:15
  554. Me, I'm not.21:15
  555. I'm sweating.21:17
  556. I've got some sweat, guys.21:18
  557. Boy, I'd rather not have to say them.21:19
  558. We went out yesterday in Charlie's Emporium.21:21
  559. These were the selection of sweets we picked up.21:25
  560. These are the ones that Mark says made his tongue bleed.21:28
  561. No.21:31
  562. So are you excited for those?21:31
  563. No, it's not all bagged though.21:33
  564. Yeah, well I wanted to try all the flavours.21:34
  565. I've had them before.21:37
  566. I've had lots of different flavours.21:39
  567. They're so good.21:41
  568. Yeah.21:42
  569. But they're...21:42
  570. I had one and then the second one and my tongue...21:43
  571. My tongue.21:45
  572. My tongue is lead.21:47
  573. My tongue is lead.21:48
  574. So, we're going to try them.21:50
  575. I'm very excited.21:53
  576. I think we should start off like with...21:54
  577. Yeah, we should do gradual.21:57
  578. Yeah, we should gradual.21:58
  579. We're going to taste good because if you ruin your tongue straight away with one of them...21:59
  580. Exactly.22:02
  581. But if you ruin them with this, this is milk flavour.22:02
  582. So it'll calm your senses.22:04
  583. It'll calm your senses.22:09
  584. I get exactly what you mean.22:11
  585. Yeah, it'll like chill your tongue out.22:12
  586. Yeah, it'll have till in.22:13
  587. Yeah, yeah, yeah.22:14
  588. Mark's very cautious.22:19
  589. They're so good.22:22
  590. I've had them before.22:23
  591. Do you not like that?22:25
  592. Yeah.22:27
  593. I want to taste that something.22:28
  594. They're just like, dis -flavoured to it.22:31
  595. They're okay.22:36
  596. Yeah, I like them.22:37
  597. I like them.22:38
  598. I don't know why I thought they were chocolate.22:39
  599. Now let's go for some of these red velvet.22:41
  600. Okay.22:43
  601. Don't you like them?22:44
  602. They taste familiar.22:46
  603. Really familiar actually.22:49
  604. It's got a weird aftertaste.22:50
  605. I could eat another one.22:52
  606. Like vomit.22:54
  607. Like fake chocolate.22:54
  608. Oh no.22:56
  609. No, I didn't rate them.22:58
  610. There's no one getting that weird aftertaste.23:01
  611. I don't like it.23:04
  612. I do not like that at all.23:06
  613. No.23:10
  614. You can't want everything now.23:11
  615. You could go to the back if you have to vote.23:13
  616. Okay, can I do it?23:15
  617. Let me do it.23:17
  618. Guys, this is one massive innuendo.23:18
  619. That's alright.23:25
  620. Chocolate will have nothing.23:26
  621. Is that pure sugar?23:33
  622. Yeah.23:38
  623. That's okay.23:40
  624. It's not sour.23:40
  625. It's just really like the same.23:41
  626. I wouldn't walk around town just spraying it in my mouth casually.23:42
  627. It's not like delicious.23:45
  628. No, that's what I used to do with things like that.23:47
  629. You'd know you're used to just...23:48
  630. What have we got next?23:51
  631. Mark's going straight in.23:57
  632. Sour.24:00
  633. No.24:02
  634. No, it's just very sugary.24:03
  635. Lovely though.24:05
  636. Oh my god, it's like that snapchat filter.24:07
  637. Yeah, lap it up.24:08
  638. Wait.24:09
  639. Yellow?24:11
  640. What does that mean?24:14
  641. Blue raspberries apparently the strongest.24:16
  642. Oh really?24:18
  643. I find lemon the strongest.24:19
  644. Oh really?24:20
  645. That's blue raspberry.24:21
  646. Lemon.24:23
  647. Oh, I don't want lemon.24:23
  648. My mouth is watering thick and bad.24:25
  649. Yeah, I thought you were like the ball at the counter.24:26
  650. We went to the bar that time.24:29
  651. We were just literally...24:32
  652. We were just about to do sour candies.24:33
  653. When he was piling them on the scale...24:37
  654. Yeah, oh my god, our mouths were going crazy.24:39
  655. Can I do like this?24:42
  656. Sour one.24:44
  657. Or should we all put two in at once?24:44
  658. No.24:46
  659. What?24:47
  660. You have to move it around.24:49
  661. Oh my...24:53
  662. There's no one else struggling.24:54
  663. You've got honey.24:56
  664. No, you're going to die.24:58
  665. These ones are bad.25:02
  666. You're going to die.25:05
  667. Mine's already gone.25:08
  668. Yeah, mine's gone now.25:08
  669. But once you crack it, there's stuff in there.25:11
  670. It's still sour.25:19
  671. He's struggling.25:21
  672. I'll say we do two sour ones at once.25:26
  673. No, not those.25:28
  674. We bleed.25:29
  675. Yeah, we fun.25:30
  676. We'll bleed.25:32
  677. Okay, raspberry.25:34
  678. Should I plume?25:36
  679. I'm going to take your...25:38
  680. What is plume?25:39
  681. It's the worst one.25:40
  682. It's the worst?25:42
  683. No.25:42
  684. I don't mind if it's in more sour.25:43
  685. Okay.25:45
  686. It doesn't taste like ass.25:45
  687. Oh, you ready?25:47
  688. Three, two...25:48
  689. No, no, hang on.25:49
  690. Okay.25:51
  691. Three, two...25:52
  692. Move it around.25:54
  693. Oh, no, no.25:55
  694. Holy crap.25:57
  695. Ah.25:59
  696. Ah, I'm dripping.26:04
  697. How is this possible?26:08
  698. No, give it in.26:11
  699. Give it in.26:12
  700. I can't do it.26:14
  701. I can't do it.26:15
  702. Give it in.26:16
  703. I can't.26:17
  704. Good.26:17
  705. I'm having a blast straight away.26:18
  706. It was literally like...26:19
  707. Kill you.26:21
  708. We just went...26:21
  709. Don't worry, we've just got a massive bag with us.26:22
  710. I know.26:24
  711. We're going to get disemboweled.26:25
  712. Halloween.26:26
  713. Put them in the mouth, though, but then I'm expecting...26:27
  714. Oh, my God.26:29
  715. Yeah.26:30
  716. They're sweet.26:30
  717. They're just hard boiled.26:31
  718. Oh, my God, it's bleeding.26:33
  719. No, it's not.26:35
  720. Let me see yours.26:35
  721. I'm scratching idiot.26:36
  722. Oh, yours has got a ball on it.26:38
  723. Oh, look at this.26:42
  724. Way past my bedtime.26:46
  725. Oh, shit, that pot of water.26:48
  726. Oh.26:50
  727. We've just had a Thumbelina rom.26:51
  728. Probably one of the best films in the world.26:54
  729. Just going to throw that out there.26:56
  730. I'm still hungry.26:58
  731. I don't know why.26:59
  732. Oh, look at you.27:01
  733. You look like Dobby.27:02
  734. When your ears go down like that.27:04
  735. Maybe you like deflux.27:15
  736. Have you ever seen duck tails?27:16
  737. I want to say yes.27:19
  738. I'm trying to show off the lost lamb.27:21
  739. Look, our blonde is the same color.27:22
  740. We look like brother and sister.27:24
  741. We look like twins.27:27
  742. Tell them what we were just doing on Twitter.27:29
  743. We were looking at my old photos and Zoe's old photos.27:31
  744. And we came across, I'm looking at the refund.27:37
  745. So am I.27:41
  746. I do it all the time.27:42
  747. We came across the first tweets I sent to Zoe about her seeing my product review.27:43
  748. Zoe would make my absolute life if you could see this video I made for you.27:50
  749. And then Zoe was going through all my tweets that I sent to her before we were friends.27:55
  750. And it was so awkward.27:59
  751. I was like punching the pillows.28:01
  752. I was like stop.28:03
  753. Mom was like, And then she was screenshotting them.28:04
  754. I've got them on my phone.28:07
  755. So she's going to hold it against me.28:09
  756. I would have.28:12
  757. To be fair, they weren't even that bad.28:12
  758. You were just like, hey, check out my video.28:15
  759. It could have been like, oh my God, I'm begging you.28:17
  760. I'm on my hands and knees.28:19
  761. I'm in the street.28:21
  762. And instead of sending it like six times, you could have sent it like six times every hour.28:22
  763. Do you know what I mean?28:26
  764. Day three.28:28
  765. Day three.28:33
  766. Zoe, please check out my video.28:34
  767. Please.28:36
  768. I'm begging you, Zoe.28:36
  769. Just watch it.28:38
  770. We hope you've enjoyed our vlogs from the past two days.28:41
  771. We've had a lot of fun.28:44
  772. Well, I have.28:46
  773. I can't really speak for you.28:46
  774. I've had so much fun.28:47
  775. Too much fun.28:49
  776. I'm actually a bit exhausted.28:50
  777. I'm actually looking forward to leaving tomorrow.28:51
  778. Now I'm choking.28:53
  779. I just can't laugh anymore.28:56
  780. Like I've legit pulled muscles in my stomach.28:58
  781. Yeah, in your eyes.29:00
  782. Yeah.29:02
  783. And then I've like burst blood vessels in my eyes.29:02
  784. Yeah, I've had my ribs.29:05
  785. I've had my head.29:07
  786. I've had my elbow.29:08
  787. You need to dispose of those rocks.29:09
  788. Yeah, I'm getting rid of the rocks tomorrow.29:10
  789. He's going to take them back to the beach.29:12
  790. I'm going to take them.29:13
  791. I'm literally on the way home.29:14
  792. I'm going to stop off the beach and just throw them in the sea.29:15
  793. So if anyone sees a little Min Imperial rock and a little Jelly Bean rock, don't pick them up.29:18
  794. They're bad luck.29:23
  795. We've decided the rocks were bad luck.29:24
  796. Bad omens.29:26
  797. Anyway, really hope you enjoyed the video.29:28
  798. Give it a thumbs up if you enjoyed it.29:29
  799. And I'm sure we will see you again soon.29:31
  800. Yeah, to me.29:34
  801. Goodbye.29:37
  802. Bye bye.29:38
  803. Bye bye.29:39
  804. Bye bye.29:40

English Speaking Practice with a Fast Paced British Vlog

This clip is a British daily conversation practice pulled from a vlog: Zoe Sugg and Mark in the kitchen, making pancakes together. It sits at B1 level and moves at 231 words per minute, faster than 86 percent of the catalogue, so the lines run into each other the way real chatter does. Nobody is reading from a script, they are reacting to eyes that feel sore, to batter bubbling, to a pancake landing back in the pan.

The scene itself is small and concrete: laying the table, listing what goes with pancakes, watching for the bubbles that mean it is time to flip, then Mark taking his turn with the pan. That everyday setting makes the clip good material for daily english conversation practice, since the sentences are short, the topic is simple, and the accent is British throughout.

The Language in This Kitchen Chat: Colloquial British English

A few lines from the opening are worth slowing down for before you shadow this clip in full.

  • "Not going to lie, they look very blue though." A hedge that British speakers drop into casual talk without thinking, said fast, with the stress landing on "blue" rather than on the hedge itself.
  • "The first one is never the best one I feel like." The filler "I feel like" is tacked on at the end instead of the front, which changes the intonation: the sentence sounds finished, then picks up again.
  • "I'm quite a good tosser." A short, self mocking line built around an informal British word for someone who flips things, said completely straight, which is where the humour sits.
  • The recording also uses "gonna" once elsewhere in the vlog, a reminder that this is unscripted, connected speech rather than read text.

How to Shadow This B1 Vlog Clip Step by Step

Work through the pancake scene in order rather than jumping around, the exchanges build on each other.

  • Start with lines 1 to 3, the repeated "Good morning!" A short, easy loop to get your mouth moving before the pace picks up.
  • Take line 9, "Not going to lie, they look very blue though," on its own and repeat it until the hedge sits naturally rather than sounding read out.
  • Do lines 29 to 34, the five quick calls of "Your hand!" back to back. Match the timing between them, not just the words, this is where the 231 words per minute pace actually shows up.
  • Slow line 42 down, "The first one is never the best one I feel like," and notice where the pitch dips before "I feel like" picks it back up.
  • Finish on line 56, "I'm quite a good tosser," aiming at the rounded vowel sounds. This kind of line is what shadowing english speaking practice b1 learners need to improve your english accent on ordinary, everyday words, not exotic vocabulary.
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