Shadowing practice: ‘Mom’ Moments That Are Better Than You Remember (Season 3)
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- Please tell me I'm not staying three visitors in this room at the same time.0:00
- Oh, come on, Wendy.0:03
- Hospital rules, only two visitors at a time.0:05
- Somebody's gotta go.0:08
- You two grab a snack.0:09
- I'm not done with deathbed Barbie.0:10
- You're putting makeup on her?0:13
- I've been wanting to do this since I met her.0:15
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.0:19
- Oh, Christy, what are we gonna do with this mustache?0:26
- You gotta get me out of here.0:30
- What?0:32
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- I had my finals in two hours.0:33
- If you don't help me get to that school, I'm gonna be a waitress for the rest of my life.0:34
- Oh, Christy, I don't think that's a good idea.0:37
- Please, Jill, I'm begging you.0:40
- Wendy said you need to rest.0:42
- Wendy's a nurse.0:43
- She has to say that.0:44
- You're my best friend.0:46
- You know how much this means to me.0:47
- I'm your best friend?0:50
- You didn't know that?0:51
- You're number one speed dial on my phone.0:53
- Okay, what do you need?0:57
- Your keys and your coat.0:58
- Okay, okay.1:00
- Thanks, Bestie.1:01
- Are you sure you're well enough to drive?1:03
- Absolutely.1:06
- Well, promise me you'll be careful.1:07
- I will.1:10
- Thanks.1:11
- I owe you.1:12
- Christy, wait.1:14
- I'm a little low on gas.1:16
- You mind filling it up on your way back?1:17
- Sure.1:20
- I'll wash if you have the time.1:22
- Oh, boy.1:33
- Okay, I hear you.1:38
- I don't see you.1:40
- Where are you?1:43
- No, no, no!1:48
- Put me down!1:49
- I have rights!1:50
- I know because I memorized them!1:51
- You rat bastard.1:55
- I'm sorry, but they forced it out of me!1:58
- Yeah, we said where's Christy?2:01
- It was your turn.2:04
- It was very threatening.2:05
- Okay, everybody out.2:07
- She needs rest.2:09
- We still besties?2:14
- Oh, that Hot Wheels?2:28
- He's checking in to see how we're doing.2:30
- Oh, sweet.2:33
- Here he is with all his stuntman buddies.2:35
- Oh, that's a lot of tank tops.2:37
- Adam seems like a good guy.2:41
- Yes.2:44
- I'm sure he's a good guy.2:45
- You thinking of Don and me love him too?2:46
- I'm thinking about it, but I'm scared.2:48
- Oh, Bonnie, of what?2:50
- He's already said he loves you.2:52
- Well, technically, he said love you.2:53
- It was love you.2:56
- Love you?2:57
- No.2:58
- Love you.2:59
- Love you.3:01
- Love you.3:03
- Love you.3:04
- I did it!3:14
- I finished!3:15
- I'm gonna be a lawyer.3:25
- That's cool.3:27
- I'm studying to be a doctor.3:28
- Oh, have you seen anybody?3:30
- We could be a power couple.3:34
- Here we are.3:38
- Let's get you to bed.3:39
- Oh, boy.3:41
- So how's this gonna work?3:43
- What do you mean?3:45
- I've never done the girl -on -girl thing before.3:46
- Do we have to breed a bunch of dogs first, or do we just get right to it?3:50
- We're not gay.3:56
- Then how come we were at a lesbian piano bar?3:57
- That was an AA meeting.4:00
- Oh!4:03
- So that's why no one was dancing.4:03
- So anyway, which one of you is gonna be the dude?4:08
- Who are you looking at me for?4:13
- Yeah, you're just gonna sleep it off on the couch, and then tomorrow we start working on your new life in sobriety.4:16
- But I'm horny.4:21
- Stop looking at me!4:26
- I'm trying to help pickles!4:34
- What the...4:40
- You know, I'm thinking there's good money in getting people sober.4:42
- Maybe we should start our own rehab.4:47
- I like it.4:50
- Plunket house.4:51
- If you drunk it, come to Plunket.4:53
- I'm writing that down, because I know we'll forget it.4:57
- Help!5:08
- Call the police!5:09
- Yeah, help!5:10
- Police!5:11
- I got you.5:13
- Let go!5:15
- What's going on?5:17
- Call the police.5:19
- This woman attacked me.5:20
- You attacked me!5:21
- Attack you?5:22
- I can't even see you!5:23
- Everybody calm down.5:25
- Who are you?5:27
- It's me, Christy.5:28
- Remember?5:29
- What the hell is going on?5:30
- It's okay, Mr.5:31
- Munson.5:32
- We're trying to help a fellow alcoholic.5:32
- I'm not an alcoholic.5:34
- Spoken like a true alcoholic.5:35
- You got time for this nonsense if you can't fix my heater.5:37
- Who are you people?5:41
- I'm inside.5:42
- Everything's gonna be just fine.5:43
- Call the police.5:44
- I'm being kidnapped.5:45
- Not to worry.5:46
- Have a nice night.5:47
- Crazy, presumably, white women.5:51
- Michelle, listen to me.5:56
- You don't have to live your life like this anymore.5:57
- We are here for you.6:00
- We recover together.6:01
- Welcome to Plunket House.6:04
- What are you talking about?6:08
- I just had a bad day.6:09
- Aren't they all bad days?6:12
- No, I got passed over for a promotion at work and decided to get hammered.6:13
- So this isn't a regular thing with you?6:19
- Of course not.6:22
- Are you sure?6:23
- Because in our experience as addiction specialists, denial of the disease is a real problem.6:25
- Listen, dumbass.6:32
- This is maybe the second time I've been drunk since college.6:35
- How about we give you a ride home?6:42
- Really?6:44
- After the dumbass comment?6:44
- Tell me this isn't perfect on you.6:48
- It is beautiful.6:50
- I'm crying already thinking of you wearing this.6:52
- Listen, about the price Gregory's mom offered to take care of it.6:54
- Hey, this is my little girl's wedding.6:58
- I am more than capable of buying her a dress.7:00
- Not this one specifically, but a very nice dress.7:03
- All right, why don't we take a look over here at the bride on a budget rack?7:07
- What attitude from an middle -aged broad working retail?7:12
- Sorry, I'm late.7:16
- Someone hid my keys, but for God, I can see on top of things.7:17
- I'm so glad you're here.7:22
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.7:23
- What are we looking at?7:25
- Just trying to find something reasonably priced.7:26
- Oh, Christy, your only daughter's wedding is not the time to go cheap.7:28
- You're right.7:32
- I should spend the same amount on her that you spent on me.7:34
- Oh, wait, that was nothing.7:36
- Because I knew the marriage wouldn't last.7:38
- I don't think her marriage is going to last, but that doesn't stop me.7:40
- What?7:43
- Not important, honey.7:44
- Just trying to hurt grandma.7:45
- You know what?7:46
- Let's try on the expensive one.7:47
- Mom, you don't have to.7:49
- No, but I want to because that's what good mothers do.7:50
- But the price.7:53
- Forget the price.7:54
- Try it on.7:55
- Oh, my God.7:57
- Right this way.7:58
- Okay.7:59
- Thanks a lot.8:03
- Now I'm on the hook for a dress I can't afford.8:05
- Oh, don't worry about it.8:07
- You're gifted.8:08
- You'll figure it out.8:09
- Don't you dare ruin this special day with my daughter.8:10
- Oh, I think this special day will be ruined when your credit card gets declined.8:13
- That's it.8:17
- Get out.8:18
- Get out?8:18
- You heard me.8:19
- Turn into a bat and fly away.8:20
- Make me.8:23
- I didn't think so.8:26
- You're going to get off of me.8:31
- What is wrong with you?8:32
- What is wrong with me?8:34
- All right, that's it.8:36
- You've got record hands now.8:37
- I swear to God, I will have a thought for you out of this.8:39
- No, I'm not letting go.8:43
- And I am taking you down.8:45
- That's all you ever done.8:47
- Here comes the bag.8:51
- Mama, grandma.8:55
- Oh honey, you look beautiful.8:58
- Really pretty.9:00
- How much time do we have?9:03
- Not a lot.9:05
- Let's just grab her stuff and get out.9:06
- What about those big potted plants in the lobby?9:07
- We're not here to just randomly steal things.9:10
- Then why'd you bring me?9:12
- Hello?9:16
- Gregory?9:18
- We're good.9:20
- You get Violet's clothes.9:21
- I'll get the rest of her stuff.9:23
- Got it.9:24
- Kristi?9:25
- Yeah?9:26
- Are we just going to get her things?9:26
- Are we going to go all helter -skelter on top of this?9:27
- Just getting her things.9:30
- We'll be visiting on the way out.9:31
- Does Violet drink a spurtzo?9:40
- I don't know, maybe.9:43
- Well, this is poppily -herser.9:44
- You're eating his food?9:51
- May I remind you, that cheating son of a bitch broke your daughter's heart.9:53
- Clear out the fridge.9:58
- I feel like we hit the jackpot at Bed Bath & Beyond.10:02
- You think that's Violet's giant flat screen TV?10:07
- It's bigger than ours, so yes.10:10
- Oh.10:16
- Hello?10:20
- Phyllis, hi.10:21
- We didn't expect to see you here.10:23
- Yeah, I get that from the looting.10:25
- We're just getting my daughter's things.10:29
- And some of my sons.10:31
- I gave him that espresso machine.10:33
- Oh, sorry.10:35
- It looks just like the one we gave Violet.10:36
- I'm sorry, I'm not.10:39
- Okay, we're just going to take this stuff out to the car and then I'll come back for the rest of Violet's clothes.10:41
- I'm sorry things didn't work out.10:46
- Yeah, me too, but what are you going to do?10:49
- Your son met someone else.10:52
- What?10:54
- Please.10:55
- My Gregory with two women at the same time?10:57
- Two donuts, maybe.11:00
- That's what Violet said.11:04
- Are you saying my daughter lied to me?11:06
- Yeah.11:09
- Or maybe you raised a scumbag of a son.11:10
- Oh, now he's a scumbag.11:13
- You really don't have a second gear, do you?11:15
- Well, what did Gregory tell you?11:18
- My son, who has never lied to me, told me that Violet has been drinking a lot and doing the pot and the ecstasy.11:21
- Okay, first of all, there's no the in front of pot and ecstasy.11:32
- You would know.11:37
- And I think I would know if Violet had a problem.11:40
- You sure about that?11:43
- You know what, Phyllis?11:46
- I've got a daughter at home crying her eyes out.11:47
- I am not going to stand here and argue with you.11:49
- I'll stay.11:51
- Come on.11:52
- Screw her, blaming Violet.11:57
- Wait till she realizes she's having mustard for dinner.11:59
- And we're taking those plants.12:02
- Well, as a psychotherapist, I know that if a woman has a positive relationship with her mother, she's more likely to forge strong bonds with her own children.12:04
- Sorry.12:13
- Too late.12:14
- Anyway, I can't wait to be a father, and you and Violet getting along will only make her a better mom.12:17
- I get that, but you can wait a little while, right?12:25
- Yeah, well, we're not even married yet.12:29
- On the other hand, I'm not getting any younger.12:31
- True.12:34
- You wait too long, you'll be shooting sawdust.12:35
- Mom, uh -oh.12:38
- Where do you think sawdust comes from?12:40
- You have lots of time to have kids, and I know that Violet's not in a rush.12:45
- She wants to finish college, maybe even start a career before she has another baby.12:51
- I'm sorry, another baby?12:56
- Huh?12:59
- You just said before she has another baby?13:00
- Yeah, you did just say that.13:05
- Why'd you say that?13:06
- Are you telling me that Violet had a baby?13:09
- I think it's charming you giggle after sex.13:16
- Who's ready for banana cream?13:22
- What's wrong?13:25
- Excuse me.13:27
- What's going on?13:32
- Violet, I assumed you told him about the baby.13:35
- Oh, God, I'm so sorry.13:39
- I do so much better when you are not in my life.13:44
- I know how upset you must be, but if we leave now, we'll be in trouble.13:53
- We can get home in time to see the fourth quarter.13:58
- The coast is clear, Julian.14:02
- Nothing scary out here except a $12 bar of chocolate.14:04
- I'm sorry.14:11
- I kind of lost it in there.14:13
- No worries.14:15
- When you first get sober, crying on the bathroom floor is kind of a rite of passage.14:16
- They should make it one of the 12 steps.14:21
- Thank you for being so patient with me.14:24
- I'm sure you had better things to do with your night.14:27
- It's sweet that you think so.14:29
- Well, I guess I should get going.14:32
- Do you have to?14:34
- Can we maybe just sit and talk for a little while?14:36
- Sure, I guess.14:40
- You know, I've been talking about myself all night.14:48
- I haven't asked anything about you.14:51
- That's okay.14:53
- I talk about myself plenty.14:54
- That's pretty much all I do.14:56
- You married?14:58
- Nope.15:00
- You must have a boyfriend?15:00
- Not at the moment.15:02
- And by moment, I mean 18 months and 26 days.15:04
- That's a lot of moments.15:09
- Yeah, maybe it's my turn to go cry on your bathroom floor.15:11
- You know, you are a remarkable woman.15:17
- Thank you.15:20
- You are...15:20
- I don't even have the words.15:26
- Okay, here's the thing.15:31
- You are extremely vulnerable right now, and I've been a part of the program long enough to know that this is not a good idea.15:32
- So, I should go.15:43
- And I'm going to go.15:46
- Here I go.15:48
- I'm really sorry.15:51
- That wasn't the reason I called you tonight.15:53
- I know it's okay.15:55
- You're kind of nuts right now, but a good nuts, hot nuts.15:56
- Please stop saying nuts.16:02
- So, to recap, go to a lot of meetings, get a male sponsor that is critical in your case.16:05
- And if you're still sober in a year from now, call me.16:14
- We can try that kiss again.16:18
- Deal.16:22
- I'm serious.16:23
- One year.16:25
- Put it in your phone.16:26
- Thank you.16:28
- You're welcome.16:30
- Okay.16:39
- I did the right thing.16:41
- But I still love you.16:46
- I can hear you, Kristina.16:49
- Kristi, I need you to make reservations for lunch at Trevenia.16:55
- Sure.16:58
- What time?17:01
- I don't know.17:03
- What time do you want to eat?17:05
- How about after our tennis lesson?17:07
- Sounds good.17:10
- We also have to go shopping later.17:12
- What do you need?17:14
- A personal assistant who dresses better.17:16
- You're buying me clothes?17:19
- Well, somebody should.17:22
- I'm okay.17:25
- Also, do you think you could start talking with a British accent?17:28
- What?17:32
- Well, I just think a British assistant is classier.17:33
- I'll give it my best, Gavna.17:38
- Never mind.17:43
- Now I feel like a hardened orphan.17:45
- These are my new work clothes.17:49
- And so are these.17:52
- And so are these.17:53
- She took you shopping?17:55
- Yep.17:57
- Also got my hair done.17:57
- Upstairs and downstairs.17:59
- Got a little landing strip in case I get laid in the fog.18:01
- How is getting waxed part of your job?18:06
- Jill wanted to see how it looked on me before she did it.18:09
- I might be getting new boobs next week.18:13
- Jill?18:19
- Thank God.18:21
- I was running out of dirty talk.18:22
- I didn't know what you liked, so I got flavored, ribbed, and glowed in the dark.18:25
- I guess that's in case you lose track of them.18:29
- Extra large.18:32
- You know me so well.18:33
- I didn't know you were seeing someone.18:36
- Why didn't you tell me?18:38
- Well, he's very private and kind of famous.18:39
- You're having celebrity sex?18:44
- Who is it?18:45
- Is it someone good?18:46
- I'm sorry.18:47
- I really can't say.18:48
- Hey, you owe me.18:50
- I just got slut -shamed by the cashier at the pharmacy.18:51
- No.18:54
- Now I gotta go.18:55
- I got a semi -aroused household name upstairs.18:56
- Wait, Jill, one more thing.18:59
- What?19:00
- Please tell me who you— Night.19:02
- Wow.19:07
- A famous person is putting on a condom that I bought.19:08
- Again, I'm really sorry.19:13
- No, stop.19:15
- It's fine.19:16
- Are you sure?19:17
- Cause I'd be happy to look into getting you a new tennis coach.19:18
- There is nothing wrong with my tennis coach.19:21
- I just got lucky.19:24
- You're right.19:26
- Three sets in a row.19:28
- Okay.19:30
- I think we're done for today.19:31
- Thank you very much.19:33
- Oh, okay.19:35
- So, as of now, I'm off the clock?19:36
- You are off the clock.19:39
- So, I can speak to you as a friend?19:41
- Of course.19:44
- Who's the famous guy you're sleeping with?19:45
- I can't tell you that.19:49
- Why?19:50
- It's complicated.19:53
- What do you mean, complicated?19:54
- It's complicated.19:55
- Oh, he's married.19:58
- Oh, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill.20:01
- See, this is why.20:03
- Hey, I am not judging you.20:05
- I've made the same mistake, not with a famous person.20:07
- My guy was a loser.20:10
- The point is, it never ends well.20:12
- Thank you for your concern.20:15
- Are we done now?20:17
- No.20:19
- You're a smart, beautiful woman.20:20
- You don't have to settle.20:21
- I'm not settling.20:23
- We're very happy with the way things are.20:25
- Oh, really?20:27
- Does your big celebrity have any kids?20:28
- Two.20:32
- But they're very unpleasant, so your heart doesn't go out to them.20:33
- Do you really want to be the kind of person who breaks up a family?20:39
- I love him, and he loves me.20:43
- How do you know?20:45
- Because he told me.20:46
- Look, he's just waiting for his daughter to go off to college, and then he's asking for a divorce.20:48
- How old is his daughter?20:54
- Six.20:56
- Look, I know what you're thinking, but I'm willing to wait.21:00
- He's worth it.21:05
- Oh, come on.21:07
- If he really loves you, make him prove it.21:07
- Tell him to choose.21:10
- I can't do that.21:12
- Why not?21:14
- I don't know.21:17
- I guess...21:20
- because I'm scared that if I push too hard, I'm going to get an answer I don't want to hear.21:21
- Okay, well, it's your life.21:26
- I just think you deserve better.21:29
- Thank you.21:32
- Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a shower.21:33
- Jill, wait, one more thing.21:36
- What?21:38
- Please tell me who it is.21:40
- I'll let you be me in tennis!21:42
- It's been a week, and I've had, I don't know, maybe three glasses?21:45
- By glasses, you mean bottles.21:50
- By bottles, you mean cases.21:52
- No, I mean glasses.21:55
- I hope you're okay with it.21:58
- You girls are my family.22:00
- I don't want this to change anything.22:02
- It won't.22:05
- This is a self -diagnosed disease.22:06
- If you don't think you have a problem, who are we to say you do?22:08
- I'm going to say it.22:15
- I was with her at her first meeting.22:17
- She had $10 ,000 worth of drugs and a full mini bar in her purse.22:19
- But no wine.22:23
- Donnie, not our call.22:26
- So, we're cool?22:30
- Once in a while, I have a glass of wine in front of you.22:33
- You're all okay?22:37
- Well, I think.22:40
- Marjorie, what do I think?22:43
- Regina, we love you, and there's no judgment here.22:45
- Matter of fact, waiter, would you bring our friend a glass of...22:49
- Cabernet.22:53
- Cabernet.22:54
- Is this a trick?22:56
- Probably.22:58
- She's like a Jedi.22:59
- Is anyone else hearing saxophone music?23:05
- Enjoy.23:10
- Thank you.23:11
- You sure this is okay?23:13
- Yes.23:15
- So, y 'all have plans for Cri...23:16
- Just a ghost.23:27
- So, Christy, I have to ask, what inspired you to go back to school to become a lawyer?23:29
- Well, actually, it was something I've wanted to do since I was a kid.23:35
- I thought this one would get hauled off by the police a bunch of times, and...23:38
- I wanted to help her.23:43
- You couldn't just say you were at a book about Lincoln?23:47
- You know, that's interesting.23:51
- I got into psychology to help my mother.23:52
- As you can see, it didn't work.23:56
- Cue.24:01
- I thought it was to understand your obsession with boobies.24:04
- I had to breastfeed him till he was four.24:09
- Yeah, you want to zets with the big boys.24:12
- That's what happens.24:15
- So, are we going to talk about the age difference with these two, or what?24:19
- Please, let's go back to boobies.24:22
- Christy, tell me that you're not concerned.24:26
- Well, I was at first, but they both seem happy together, and...24:30
- Isn't that what's important?24:35
- Thank you, Mary Poppins.24:37
- How about you?24:43
- Well, Phil?24:45
- Who am I to judge?24:49
- I'm a middle -aged woman.24:50
- What does that got to do with anything?24:52
- I just wanted you to know I'm a lot younger than you are.24:54
- Why don't I get that?24:59
- Now that's a zets.25:01
- What are you doing here?25:07
- You wouldn't answer your phone?25:08
- You don't return my text?25:09
- I don't know what's going on.25:10
- What's going on is we've got company.25:11
- I'll talk to you tomorrow.25:12
- No!25:13
- No?25:14
- I demand to be heard.25:15
- I am not your secret sex toy.25:16
- Do something.25:21
- Mom, you mind taking your dumbass life outside?25:23
- Sure.25:26
- Move.25:27
- Can you imagine what they were like when they drank?25:28
- I'm tired of letting you call all the shots.25:32
- Are we in a real relationship or not?25:34
- Wow.25:36
- I've never seen this forceful side of you before.25:36
- Well, sometimes a man's got...25:39
- I don't like it.25:40
- Is Christy here?25:44
- I need to talk to Christy.25:45
- She's inside.25:45
- What's going on?25:46
- My ex -husband is having a baby with a skinky anesthesiologist, which is crazy, because he never wanted to have a baby with me.25:47
- I mean, why wouldn't anybody want to have a baby with me?25:53
- Christy!25:56
- So you can't even take a Xanax?25:59
- No, we face our difficulties with dignity and grace.26:03
- Christy, I need you.26:08
- My husband knocked up his whore.26:11
- Everybody, this is Jill.26:22
- Jill, this is...26:24
- Don't care.26:25
- Why don't you answer your phone?26:26
- Let's talk in the kitchen.26:28
- Mom, can't you do this later?26:29
- Just need five minutes.26:30
- I would have been a wonderful mother!26:32
- Maybe six minutes.26:37
- Maybe we should go.26:39
- Are you kidding?26:41
- This is like dinner in a show.26:42
- You'll regret this, Bonnie Plunkett.26:44
- You're gonna miss my lovin'.26:46
- Act two.26:48
- Where is this guy?26:52
- Don't worry, he'll be here.26:53
- What are you doing?26:56
- Posting my picture on Instagram.26:58
- Are you crazy?26:59
- What?27:00
- My followers like to know what I'm up to.27:02
- You've been posting pictures the whole trip?27:04
- No.27:07
- I swear to God, if I go to jail, it's gonna be for murder.27:09
- They're here!27:15
- They're here!27:16
- Calm down, Wendy.27:18
- It's not an ice cream truck.27:20
- You got the money?27:22
- Right here.27:23
- Let's do it.27:24
- No, no, no, no.27:26
- We got this.27:27
- You guys stay here.27:28
- Okay, we got your back.27:29
- Better sign of trouble getting the car.27:30
- We're out of here.27:32
- Are you Shoshana?27:34
- That's me.27:36
- Shoshana.27:37
- Nice.27:37
- You have the stuff?27:39
- You have the money?27:40
- Slow down.27:41
- I'm gonna need to taste what we're buying.27:42
- Okay.27:55
- Oh, yeah, that's right out of the tree.27:55
- Can I have some?27:58
- She's like, bring your kid to work day.28:00
- Um...28:04
- What are you doing?28:05
- Sorry, hold habit.28:06
- Okay, 100 gallons.28:09
- We've got a deal.28:11
- Where does a guy here size by pants?28:17
- I'm thinking you're too big and tall for big and tall.28:20
- Can you hear me up there?28:25
- Uh, Shosh, I think we have a problem.28:32
- Whoa!28:38
- How much does that thing weigh?28:39
- Three, 400 pounds.28:41
- Uh, I'm assuming you'll help us put it in the car, right?28:43
- Nope.28:47
- But I'll piss you off about the big and tall thing, because I'm big and tall too.28:48
- I got this.28:53
- Any chance you have a few thousand more of those tiny squeeze bears?28:55
- Thanks for the help, fellas!29:02
- Canadian dicks.29:05
- Mexican criminals are so much more courteous.29:09
- Until they make you dig your own grave.29:11
- How are we gonna get this in the car?29:15
- Good for you, you spotted the problem.29:17
- Well, I guess the first thing we do is walk it over there.29:21
- Yeah, I guess.29:24
- Okay, on the count of three.29:26
- One, two...29:29
- Three!29:30
- Other way, other way!29:33
- Which other way?29:35
- Toward the car, genius!29:36
- Ooh, somebody has no blood sugar!29:38
- Rock it up and spin, spin, spin!29:43
- Rock it up and spin, spin, spin!29:47
- This is fun!29:51
- You've never had actual fun, have you?29:53
- Spin, spin, spin!29:59
- Girl power!30:03
- Stupid men would've probably just backed the car up to the barrel.30:07
- What?30:17
- Okay, on the count of three.30:21
- One, two...30:23
- Three!30:25
- A little higher, a little higher!30:27
- You know what, gonna make it!30:29
- We don't have a choice!30:30
- Lift!30:31
- Suck it back up!30:32
- I have to pee again!30:33
- Nobody pees until it barrels in the car!30:34
- Pimp me up in the den, he's across the street!30:42
- There's something you don't see every day.30:58
- Okay?30:59
- I'm rubbing a pomegranate on my mole.31:02
- You're feeding it now.31:05
- I did a little research on the internet and learned that if you apply pomegranate juice, garlic paste, walnut oil, and then cover the mole with a kale leaf, it'll31:08
- be gone in a few hours.31:15
- Good call!31:18
- Go Harry Potter on your ass.31:19
- It'll work.31:23
- Mom, it's natural to be scared to go see a doctor, anyone would be.31:24
- Except me, I have science on my side.31:28
- Now come on, take this kale leaf to my butt, shiny side down, or this is just a complete waste of time.31:31
- Just like this conversation.31:38
- Hey, on the off chance that wicking pedia doesn't do the trick, will you please see a doctor?31:41
- For the last time, I don't need a doctor.31:49
- Now come on, help me summon the serpent.31:52
- That's it, I'm making an appointment.31:56
- No, why?31:58
- Because, I've been a terrible person my whole life, and this is how the universe is going to get even with me.31:59
- So you are scared?32:08
- Of course I am, if you've seen this thing, it's big enough to claim as a dependent.32:09
- Then let's take care of it and put the whole thing behind us.32:13
- Sorry.32:17
- You can't do that, that's not how the universe works.32:19
- Wait a minute, you know how the universe works and you've been holding out on me?32:22
- The universe waits and then as soon as you get your life together, boom, something awful happens.32:28
- Oh, you poor thing, you think you have your life together?32:33
- Tell you what, I'll make you a deal.32:38
- We'll give your witches salad dressing 24 hours to work.32:41
- If it doesn't, we see a doctor.32:45
- Fine.32:48
- Thank you, now you're starting to make sense.32:50
- Great, now my ass smells like the Olive Garden.32:56
- Hey!33:01
- Hey, Bonnie, come on in.33:03
- Wow, look at you.33:13
- Well, laundry today.33:16
- So what really happened to you?33:21
- What brings you by?33:22
- I was just looking for my daughter, I thought I'd surprise her and take her to lunch.33:23
- I think she's working at the restaurant today.33:31
- Oh, fudge.33:34
- Probably should have called her first.33:37
- Well, if you'd called then you couldn't surprise her.33:39
- Oh, look at you, thinking like a lawyer.33:42
- I didn't graduate 281st in my class for nothing.33:47
- So, what you doing?33:54
- Working on a big case?33:56
- I wish, I'm just a small town lawyer.33:58
- Don't sell yourself short.34:01
- You read all these books?34:03
- Not really, they came with the office.34:07
- Okay, well, I guess I'll just take myself to lunch.34:16
- Hang on, let me take you to lunch.34:22
- Really, you're not too terribly busy?34:26
- No, I'm just trying to get bail for some guy in county lockup, he can wait.34:28
- So, what do you feel like, eating salad or something?34:34
- I'm actually more of a meat eater, Steve.34:37
- Thanks, this is perfect.34:43
- Do people always stare at you?34:46
- What are you talking about, they're staring at you?34:50
- Stop.34:53
- I'm serious, you're a giant, they think you might eat them.34:54
- I'm gonna have a beer, does it bother you if I drink?35:00
- Does it bother you if I walk?35:02
- Not if you're in front of me, I like the view from back there.35:05
- Good answer.35:09
- So, listen, you don't seem like the shy, nervous type.35:13
- Why'd you really bail on me last time?35:16
- Yeah, I guess I gotta clear that up.35:20
- Okay, here's the thing.35:24
- Usually when I meet a woman, she sees the chair right away, and I could tell from the look in her eye whether she's okay with it or not.35:27
- But we met on the phone.35:35
- Which is why I couldn't bear the idea of you seeing me and giving me that look.35:36
- Like the woman behind you is giving me right now.35:46
- Don't turn around.35:49
- Hey, am I staring at the ball that you're with?35:51
- Is this too soon to say I love you?36:01
- So anyway, after working as a Hollywood stuntman for 20 -some years, I felt kind of invincible.36:06
- You know, the occasional broken nose, dislocated shoulder, but nothing a couple of aspirin and a six -pack couldn't fix.36:13
- So is that how you...36:19
- You'd think so, but no.36:20
- After putting my life on the line, driving motorcycles through fire, crashing cars into walls, working with Bert Reynolds, I get the brilliant idea to try snowboarding.36:22
- Oh, no.36:35
- I'm thinking, I know how to ski, I know how to surf.36:36
- It's the same thing, right?36:39
- So I get up on the mountain, I got this stupid piece of wood strapped to my feet.36:40
- I am flying down the hill.36:43
- I'm doing good.36:46
- I see a sign.36:47
- It's this danger, baranka ahead.36:48
- What's a baranka?36:50
- That's what I'm thinking.36:51
- I'm looking around.36:52
- Is it a bear?36:52
- Is it a tree?36:53
- Turns out it's a cliff.36:54
- And you?36:58
- Right off the edge, 200 feet straight down.36:59
- I felt like Wiley Coyote, but substantially dumber.37:06
- Oh, God.37:11
- You might have heard the real embarrassing part.37:14
- Always.37:17
- On the way down, I tried flapping my arms.37:20
- I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh.37:27
- Why?37:29
- It's funny.37:30
- It was just...37:31
- Oh, God, it really is.37:31
- Oh, God, it really is.37:33
- Five minutes and then we're out of here.37:39
- I'm really proud of you.37:41
- Hey, if I were dying, I know you'd want to see me.37:42
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.37:45
- Hello, Kristie.37:49
- Hi.37:51
- Well, well, well.37:53
- Finally decided to crawl out from under your rock, huh?37:58
- Mom, mom.38:01
- No, you brought me here.38:01
- I'm doing this.38:02
- You're a real piece of work wanting my forgiveness.38:05
- Mom, please.38:08
- I don't know what you're dying of, but I hope it's slow and painful.38:08
- She's not your mother.38:14
- You have a super day.38:17
- Kristie.38:23
- Oh, good.38:24
- This is your mother.38:27
- Hello, Bonnie.38:29
- Probably be more comfortable if we sat down.38:37
- I'll go first.38:43
- Okay.38:52
- Hey.38:53
- Well, I was wrong about it being more comfortable.39:01
- Thank you so much for being willing to see me.39:06
- I'm only here because you're about to die.39:09
- What do you got, anyway?39:12
- It's my heart.39:14
- Something hereditary we need to worry about?39:16
- No, it's just years of hard living finally caught up with me.39:18
- Maybe we should worry a little.39:25
- Honey, I knew what I was going to say to you when I saw you, but no, I don't know where to start.39:31
- Just tell her what you told me.39:41
- Bonnie giving you up was the hardest thing and the worst mistake I ever made in my whole life.39:46
- But I want you to know that I thought of you every single day.39:53
- Yeah, terrific.39:57
- Why didn't you come back?39:58
- You said you were going to come back.39:59
- Well, I wanted to.40:00
- I tried.40:01
- You let me bouncing around foster homes.40:02
- I was trying to make money trying to get on my feet.40:04
- Yeah, so?40:07
- It got complicated.40:08
- What the hell does that mean?40:10
- Oh, God.40:11
- I was a cocktail waitress in Tahoe, and I met this guy, and I moved in with him.40:14
- And?40:23
- And?40:25
- Tell me.40:27
- He said he didn't want any kids around.40:30
- I'm sorry.40:36
- I didn't know this part.40:38
- So you picked your happiness over mine?40:40
- I was young.40:43
- I was scared.40:44
- What can I say?40:45
- I screwed up.40:47
- No, I screwed up with her.40:48
- What you did to me is unforgivable.40:50
- I know.40:53
- On the bright side, she's dying.41:01
- And since I got our labor costs down, and the average check per guest is up, and the bar tabs are up.41:06
- Are you crying?41:20
- No, no, I just have water in my eyes.41:22
- That's crying.41:26
- Anyway, I think I deserve a raise.41:28
- What?41:37
- I deserve a raise.41:39
- I'm sorry.41:41
- What?41:42
- I deserve a raise.41:43
- Thank you for listening.41:46
- I'm sorry.41:47
- You know what?41:50
- You do.41:52
- I do?41:53
- Yeah.41:54
- You even do your great job around here.41:54
- I have.41:56
- And that's why it is so heartbreaking for me to tell you that I have to let you go.41:57
- What?42:02
- You're firing me?42:04
- Sorry, my brother needs a job.42:06
- But if it makes you feel any better, you won't be nearly as good as you.42:08
- No, it doesn't make me feel better.42:12
- This is my job.42:15
- I earned it.42:16
- Please don't make a scene.42:17
- This is hard enough for me.42:18
- Hard for you?42:20
- You're ruining my life.42:22
- And here comes the scene.42:23
- You can't do this.42:25
- This isn't fair.42:26
- Fair?42:27
- Oh, that's adorable.42:28
- I'll tell you what.42:30
- If you'd like, you can go back to waiting tables.42:31
- No way.42:34
- I just spent the last six months treating everybody around here like crap.42:35
- I can't go back to being one of them.42:38
- I'll get shanks in the freezer.42:40
- Well, that's your choice.42:43
- No, no.42:45
- Here's my choice.42:47
- Screw this job and screw you.42:49
- Here, you can take your key.42:52
- As far as I'm concerned, you can shove it up your...42:53
- Well, I can't get it off this ring thing, but I will mail you this key.42:55
- When can I see you again?43:02
- Well, that's a little tricky.43:05
- You get how this situation is complicated.43:08
- I do.43:12
- How about tomorrow?43:15
- Great!43:18
- I'll bring a slower car.43:20
- No.43:24
- Good night.43:25
- Hey.43:35
- Hey.43:38
- So, aren't you curious?43:41
- It's 10 o 'clock.43:43
- All my questions are answered.43:44
- Okay.43:48
- So, I guess I won't tell you.43:49
- I really like him and I'm seeing him again tomorrow night.43:52
- Don't you be messing with me!43:58
- I'm not.44:00
- We had a great time.44:01
- We did?44:02
- We did.44:03
- Didn't we make out?44:04
- I wet my lips, but he was a perfect gentleman.44:05
- Oh, baby, I'm so happy for us!44:07
- Maybe the perfect gentleman came back to bend you over the couch.44:11
- Why are you ruining my life?44:18
- What are you talking about?44:21
- If you're doing this to make Candace crazy, congratulations.44:23
- She's crying, drinking and screaming.44:26
- It's like I'm married to you again!44:28
- Really?44:30
- Come on in and tell me all about it.44:32
- I've never seen her like this.44:34
- You have hit the button of all buttons.44:36
- The button that launches all the missiles!44:37
- I'm sorry.44:41
- That wasn't my intention.44:42
- I mean, it was, but not now.44:43
- I really like Fred and I intend to keep seeing him.44:47
- All right.44:53
- I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but you leave me no choice.44:55
- What are you doing?44:58
- I have a personal checking account with $8 ,427 in it.44:59
- If you agree to stop seeing Fred, it's all yours.45:04
- Minus the $25 I need to keep the account.45:07
- You think you can buy me?45:11
- That cheaply.45:13
- Fine.45:16
- Take the $25.45:17
- I'll close the account.45:18
- That's enough, Baxter.45:20
- You need to go.45:21
- You don't understand.45:22
- Good night, Baxter.45:23
- I wouldn't do this to you.45:24
- The missus said good night.45:25
- You believe that guy?45:29
- Yeah, as if we care about money.45:30
- What an incredible feel.45:34
- I agree.45:37
- Okay, I gotta tell you, that works.45:40
- It shouldn't.45:42
- It's really corny, but it totally works.45:43
- How about this?45:47
- That works, too.45:56
- Um, can you excuse me for a minute?45:59
- I need to go freshen up.46:02
- Right down the hall.46:04
- I'll be right back.46:06
- Hey, Fred.46:11
- Yeah?46:13
- I'm really not going to the bathroom.46:14
- I'm gonna call my sponsor, NAA, and ask her if I should sleep with you.46:17
- I'd be happy to supply a list of references.46:21
- That's okay.46:25
- I think it's crossed.46:25
- Marjorie?46:42
- It's me, Christy.46:43
- Oh, hey, Christy.46:45
- What's going on?46:46
- I need some advice.46:48
- Please do not tell my mother I called you.46:51
- I will not.46:53
- What's up?46:58
- I'm on a date with Fred, and I think this is the night where we, you know...46:59
- I get it.47:04
- You're calling me from the bathroom.47:04
- Tell her to close the deal.47:07
- I'm just not sure if I'm doing it for the right reason.47:09
- I mean, part of me wants to punish Candace, but another part of me really likes this guy.47:13
- Well, what works for me when I'm in doubt is to just do nothing.47:18
- Until I'm absolutely sure.47:22
- I swear I will kill you, old woman.47:24
- I'm so glad I called you.47:29
- You always get me right back on track.47:31
- You're welcome, sweetie.47:33
- Let's talk tomorrow.47:34
- Do you not see the big picture here?47:36
- What?47:38
- That you're pimping out your daughter?47:39
- Oh, so you do see it.47:41
- Okay.47:46
- Not tonight.47:48
- Definitely not tonight.47:51
- Ha.47:55
- Ha.47:57
- Is it appropriate for me to send your sponsor a gift basket?47:58
- That's nice.48:02
- She'd like that.48:03
- Hey.48:08
- Oh, hey.48:08
- You're Hurley.48:09
- Sorry.48:10
- Rasko ready?48:11
- No, he's on a bike ride with my mom.48:12
- Oh.48:14
- Uh, okay, if I hang out?48:15
- Sure.48:17
- You want a cup of coffee?48:18
- Thanks.48:19
- So, caffeine's like the only drug you have left, right?48:20
- No.48:23
- I had a cold on New Year's Eve and got to huff a little vapor rub.48:24
- Nice.48:29
- Man, you and me had some crazy New Year's Eve's.48:30
- And New Year's days, checking all the hospitals and jails, trying to find each other.48:34
- You were always in the last place I looked.48:39
- So, what's going on with the honeymoon?48:42
- You making any plans?48:45
- Two weeks in Italy.48:46
- Ooh.48:48
- That'll be fun with no carbs.48:49
- That's the least of it.48:52
- Candice doesn't want to speak in English while we're there, so we don't come off like stupid American tourists.48:53
- But you don't speak Italian.48:58
- And there's the problem.49:00
- Thanks.49:04
- So, what's going on in your life?49:05
- Seeing anybody?49:07
- No, not really.49:08
- There's a guy in my pre -law class who always saves a seat for me, so I guess we'll see where that goes.49:09
- Huh.49:15
- He's 19, so it might be more of a mom thing.49:16
- A hot mom thing.49:20
- Well, stop.49:23
- We're back.49:26
- In the kitchen.49:27
- Hey, Dad.49:29
- Hey, buddy.49:30
- Well, well, look who's here.49:32
- Good to see you, Baxter.49:35
- Good to see you too.49:36
- How's it going?49:37
- Not bad.49:38
- Good, good.49:39
- Been here long?49:40
- A few minutes.49:41
- That checks out.49:46
- Would you like a cup without Sherlock Holmes' finger in it?49:53
- No, we gotta get going.49:57
- Our movie's at two.49:58
- Mom, why don't you come with us?50:00
- Oh, uh, no.50:02
- This is time you spend with your dad.50:04
- I don't mind.50:06
- Come on, Chrissy.50:07
- It'll be fun.50:07
- Sure.50:09
- I don't see why not.50:10
- I do.50:11
- I'm just gonna need a minute.50:14
- Meet you at the car?50:15
- Great.50:16
- Let's go, buddy.50:17
- This is cool.50:18
- I've never gone on a movie just built with you.50:19
- What are you doing?50:22
- Nothing.50:23
- Don't make a big deal about this.50:24
- She said as she applies slightly whorish lipstick.50:27
- This is your lipstick.50:32
- And I'm not going because of Baxter.50:39
- I'm going to spend time with my son.50:42
- The lies fell from Chrissy's lips like cherry blossoms in the springtime.50:44
- Stop narrating my life.50:49
- With those words, she was gone.50:51
- Who's this?50:56
- That's Lenore.50:57
- She came along after you.50:58
- Oh, that's nice.51:00
- Is she around?51:01
- I'd love to meet her.51:01
- Yeah.51:02
- Right on the mantle.51:03
- Bonnie, Lenore, Lenore, Bonnie.51:05
- I'm so sorry.51:09
- How did she die?51:11
- Doing what she loved most.51:11
- Mountain climbing.51:13
- Well, in this case, mountain falling.51:15
- Sorry.51:19
- Don't be.51:20
- She would have loved that joke.51:21
- You gonna tell me why you're here?51:24
- Why do you think I need to make amends?51:26
- You were so good to me and Chrissy and I just treated you horribly.51:31
- I accept your amends.51:37
- Really?51:39
- It's that easy?51:40
- Well, in all fairness, I did my best to keep you loaded so you'd stick around.51:42
- So I guess I owe you an amends too.51:47
- Wait.51:50
- I'm confused.51:51
- All these years, I thought I was the one who took advantage of you.51:51
- Now you're saying I was the victim?51:54
- Some victim.51:56
- I kept a well -stocked bar.51:57
- I tossed a couple of Quailudes and you lived with me for two years rent -free.51:59
- Two years?52:05
- Time flies when you put bourbon on your pancakes.52:07
- Huh.52:12
- Okay.52:13
- Well, what do you say?52:13
- We just call it even.52:15
- Works for me?52:17
- You hungry?52:18
- I guess I could eat.52:19
- Come on.52:21
- I'll throw a couple steaks on the grill.52:21
- Sounds good.52:23
- All right.52:24
- I'm really glad we could reconnect.52:25
- Me too.52:27
- I would have laid even money.52:28
- You'd be dead or in jail by now.52:29
- Technically, I've been both.52:32
- Why aren't we using the dishwasher?52:35
- I like it better this way.52:37
- It's soothing.52:38
- Although you still cannot dry a dish.52:39
- What?52:42
- Look at it.52:43
- It's wetter than when I handed it to you.52:44
- Well, then give me a better towel.52:45
- Really?52:47
- You're blaming the towel?52:48
- You'd rather I blame you for not using the friggin' dishwasher?52:49
- Same old party.52:53
- Hey, can I ask you something?52:56
- Sure.52:59
- Anything.52:59
- You know what?53:01
- Never mind.53:02
- I always hated when you did that.53:03
- Ask me.53:05
- Okay.53:06
- Back when we were a couple, were you just going through the motions?53:08
- Did you have any feelings for me at all?53:12
- Of course I had feelings for you.53:16
- I mean, as much as I was capable of having feelings for anybody.53:20
- You know, I was devastated when you left.53:25
- I know.53:29
- When I saw you walk into that meeting, I thought my heart was going to jump out of my chest.53:31
- Yeah.53:36
- I get a little jilt too.53:37
- Oh, jeez.53:39
- Oh, God!53:41
- Are you okay?53:42
- Alright, folks.53:50
- This is the part of the evening that always tugs at my recently scraped -out heartstrings.53:55
- Where we offer a helping hand to one deserving student who is seeking a career in the law.54:00
- Now, this year we have three outstanding young candidates who will say a few words about why they want to be an attorney.54:05
- And we'll begin with Kristi Plunkay.54:11
- Thank you.54:20
- It's actually Plunkit, but I kind of like the sound of Plunkay.54:21
- It's more Funkay.54:26
- Alright then, not Funkay.54:30
- Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of being a lawyer because I wanted to make a difference.54:34
- I wanted to help people like Atticus Finch did in the inspiring novel, To Kill a Mockingbird.54:42
- I believe that the real superheroes in our society are lawyers.54:50
- Especially trial lawyers.54:57
- I'm not a lawyer.55:09
- You know what?55:10
- This is all crap.55:11
- Let me tell you why I'm really here.55:16
- I wasted a lot of my life using drugs and alcohol.55:21
- I was a complete and total mess.55:25
- But three years ago, I got sober, got my GED, finished two years of community college with a 3 .8 grade average, all while I was working as a waitress55:28
- and legal secretary.55:40
- At the same time, I was raising my son and daughter and caring for my mentally challenged mother.55:42
- So the answer to why I want to be a lawyer is simple.55:51
- I know firsthand what it's like to fall through the cracks.55:55
- And I also know what it's like to be given a second chance.55:59
- If you decide to help me out, your money won't be wasted.56:03
- Because I've lived enough to appreciate how precious an opportunity like this is.56:08
- Thank you.56:14
- Also, I never read To Kill a Mockingbird, I just saw the movie.56:20
American accent training in a fast, overlapping Mom scene
This clip drops you into a hospital room from the sitcom Mom, where a family trades quick lines about visiting rules, deathbed Barbie makeup and a rush to get to a final exam. It sits at B1, and at 220 words per minute it moves faster than 77 percent of the clips in the catalogue, so replies land almost on top of each other and there is little dead air between speakers.
The accent throughout is American, delivered with the loose, run together rhythm of a network sitcom rather than a slow, careful read. That makes it useful for american accent training on real conversational speech, and if you are trying to learn english with series instead of a textbook dialogue, the overlapping talk here is closer to what people actually sound like.
Everyday english: the gotta and gonna reductions in this scene
The dialogue leans on the contractions and reductions that make daily english conversation practice worth doing on a scene like this, because this is how the words are actually pronounced, not how they are spelled.
- "Somebody's gotta go." gotta collapses got to into a single beat, tossed off almost as an aside while everyone crowds into a room built for two visitors.
- "You gotta get me out of here." the same reduction returns, but the line rushes forward with rising urgency, worth listening for the push on out.
- "I'm gonna be a waitress for the rest of my life." gonna replaces going to, and the emotional spike lands on waitress, a good target for matching the panic in the voice and not just the words.
- "Are you sure you're well enough to drive?" no reduction here, but the vowels stretch out and the pace slows, giving you a clean, unhurried stretch of american speech to set against the fast lines around it.
How to shadow this scene for english speaking practice
Work through the lines in order rather than the whole clip at once. At B1 with this pace, a short block repeated several times beats one pass through the full scene.
- Start with "Somebody's gotta go." Repeat it five times at the original speed before moving on, matching the clipped delivery instead of slowing it down.
- Move to "You gotta get me out of here." and copy the urgency in the voice, not only the individual sounds.
- Take the line that ends "I'm gonna be a waitress for the rest of my life." and rehearse the stress pattern first, since the reduction carries the emotional swing more than the wording does.
- Isolate "Are you sure you're well enough to drive?" on its own. The slower pace makes it easier to place every word correctly before you return to the faster exchanges.
- Loop the block once against the scene playing normally, then again with the sound off, checking your own recording against the original stress and pauses. This is the kind of shadowing english speaking practice b1 material that rewards short, repeated passes over one long run through.