Shadowing practice: Does Cam Think Phil is Sexy? (Clip) | Modern Family | TBS
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- I can't even hear him.0:00
- It's so lucky.0:00
- Everybody just shut up!0:01
- Hello?0:02
- Hello?0:03
- Is this Phil Dumpster?0:04
- What do you want, Gil?0:05
- Gotta be kidding me.0:07
- Hang on.0:08
- Hey, is that your hot wife?0:08
- I hear her.0:09
- Hey, she's still taking those yoga classes.0:10
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- Hang up.0:11
- Wait, wait, wait.0:12
- Real quick, the listing at 225 Cedar Street.0:12
- It's mine now.0:15
- You poached my listing?0:16
- Poached it, seasoned it, and covered it in Thorpin Day Sauce, my friend.0:17
- You should thank me, Dump.0:22
- But you're back in second place with your favorite view, a sweet behind.0:23
- Why does everything with him have to be so dramatic?0:26
- Why are we stopping?0:33
- Oh, my God.0:35
- I thought I lost you.0:38
- What's to tell?0:40
- A truck runs a stop sign.0:42
- I avoided everyone walks away.0:43
- Bing, bang, no boom.0:45
- That was crazy.0:46
- Okay, okay.0:48
- Everybody calm down.0:49
- Calm down.0:50
- Let's not overreact.0:52
- What?0:53
- We were almost just killed.0:54
- Exactly.0:55
- Almost, which means we're all just fine.0:56
- You weren't the least bit upset.0:58
- It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning to start it with a whipped cream smile on my waffle.1:00
- Okay, it may have affected me a little, but sometimes it's hard to know what you're feeling.1:04
- Mostly I was thinking about racquetball later and hopefully giving Cam a nice spanking.1:08
- Fair warning.1:12
- Maybe working out some anger issues on the racquetball court this morning.1:13
- Don't ask.1:16
- Sounds good.1:17
- So we're getting our new dryer delivers.1:18
- It's supposed to be eggshell, but oh, it's not eggshell.1:19
- It's white.1:22
- Anyway, I'm laying into the delivery driver and Mitchell strolls in and says, oh, it's fine, and then offers him a piece of his banana loaf.1:22
- I heard that.1:31
- He's just once, I would like Mitchell to take my side.1:32
- I'm constantly strolling in and saving him like a little princess in the tower.1:34
- Sometimes I'd like to be the princess.1:38
- Six -o -one, right?1:39
- What?1:41
- Where are we stopping?1:41
- I'm very confused, Phillip.1:44
- Trust me, this house is gonna sell at Thorpe's speed.1:46
- Hey, guys.1:49
- Oh, hey, Phil, I guess you heard.1:50
- I'm sorry.1:52
- Oh, no, it happens all the time.1:53
- I just stopped by to give you guys a little care package to show you there's no hard feelings.1:55
- Class act, Dung Beetle.1:58
- Here's the malpractice attorney most of his clients have used after he's ripped him off.2:00
- You will be losing some sleep, but these have always helped my wife, and this priest is retired, but I think he still does exorcisms, which you'll need after today.2:04
- Listen, Phil.2:12
- It's okay.2:13
- It's sad, really, to see a once mediocre realtor reduced to this.2:14
- Gil, please, let's keep this civil.2:18
- Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about my wife, I'll kill you.2:20
- Sorry.2:24
- That sounded like a joke.2:25
- I will actually kill you.2:26
- Anywho, when you guys wake up and smell the sulfur, here's a list of other realtors, and if you need me, I'll be in the office at 9.2:29
- Uh, 10.2:36
- I have the dentist.2:36
- Where did that come from?2:38
- Life's too short to be ruled by fear.2:39
- What do you say we get you the right dryer, Princess?2:41
- Oh, hi.2:44
- I mean, Phil is usually just so...2:46
- But then he was just, like, so...2:47
- And then he got even more.2:50
- There's nothing I can do.2:52
- I can't go for that.2:53
- No can do.2:55
- Cameron here bought an eggshell dryer.2:56
- Not white, not oatmeal, not Swiss coffee, not baby powder, not bone.2:58
- Eggshell.3:02
- Look, Rob, is it?3:03
- That's interesting.3:04
- Here's how this is going down.3:05
- We don't leave without that eggshell dryer.3:07
- Not swan feather, not chest or pig white.3:09
- I think we've covered the colors.3:11
- I sell houses to people every day who ask me where they should buy their dryer.3:13
- I don't think you want me giving them any...3:17
- ...static.3:19
- I may have one in the back, but it takes two guys to load the truck, and it's just me today.3:20
- Is it?3:25
- It was right about then that a question started nagging at me.3:26
- Is Phil sexy?3:44
- Hey.3:48
- You feel like doing something a little crazy with me?3:49
- What?3:51
- No.3:52
- What?3:52
- No.3:52
- Hey, honey.3:53
- Phil, honey, how you holding up?3:54
- Good.3:56
- I'm at the beach, long story.3:56
- I was hoping when my mom was in the car, Actually, I wouldn't mind.3:59
- I'd mind quite a bit.4:02
- I'm kind of busy.4:03
- Okay.4:03
- Kim, there's something that Claire would never approve of that I've always wanted to do.4:04
- Always?4:08
- We're gonna want to put a blanket down on that back seat.4:09
- This was a huge mistake.4:14
- I am jammed in the back seat with a Harry Peruvian biter.4:16
- It's spring break, 92, all over again.4:19
- Oh, speed bump coming up.4:21
- Hold the leash, Todd.4:23
- It's supposed to keep her calm.4:23
- I got lucky.4:24
- I don't think this one's a spitter.4:25
- I spoke too soon.4:28
- You think?4:29
- That's it.4:30
- Pull over.4:30
- You know, Phil, I wanted to support you on this.4:31
- I'm a firm believer in livestock in the home, but you are out of control.4:33
- No, I'm in control.4:37
- More than ever.4:38
- And of me getting what I want in convenience as people a little, then so be it.4:39
- Oh, uh, she's nervous.4:44
- The guy said you should let her suck on your hair.4:45
- Okay, that is it.4:47
- I am done.4:48
- Enough of this ridiculousness.4:48
American accent training with a fast, overlapping Modern Family scene
This is a fast one. At 251 words per minute, faster than 94 percent of the catalogue, this Modern Family scene is a real workout for american accent training: overlapping voices, interruptions, and quick reaction lines that never slow down for you. It sits at C1, so treat it as a stretch clip rather than a first attempt. The scene layers a real estate rivalry with a family argument after a near miss on the road, the kind of tangled, everyday english that daily english conversation practice needs to cover eventually. If you want to learn english with series where people actually talk over each other, this is that.
The dialogue jumps between three separate threads: Gil taunting Phil about a stolen listing, the family reacting to nearly being hit by a truck, and a side story about Mitchell embarrassing Cam in front of a delivery driver. None of it slows down to explain itself, which is exactly the pace native speakers use with people they know well.
How to shadow this line: gonna, gotta and sitcom banter
Three lines carry the reductions and rhythm worth isolating before you repeat them.
- "Gotta be kidding me." Gil drops the "have" and clips the vowel, said fast and flat, with none of the rising shape you would expect from a complaint.
- "It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning to start it with a whipped cream smile on my waffle." Phil rushes the "gonna" and buries it inside the sentence stress, all the real weight lands on "ruin," "whipped cream," and "waffle."
- "You poached my listing?" Gil turns Phil's own word into a taunt, the pitch climbs on "poached" like he can't believe his luck.
- "Poached it, seasoned it, and covered it in Thorpin Day Sauce, my friend." The three item list speeds up with each beat, the joke lands on the invented sauce name, not on grammar.
A speaking practice order for this Modern Family exchange
Work through the escalation in the order it actually happens, not top to bottom.
- Start with "Gotta be kidding me." on its own, five times in a row, until the clipped consonant stops feeling rushed.
- Move to "Hey, is that your hot wife?" and match Gil's teasing rise, it is short enough to nail the intonation in one breath.
- Take "It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning to start it with a whipped cream smile on my waffle." apart clause by clause before you try it whole, the reduced "gonna" only sounds natural once the rest of the sentence is automatic.
- Pair "You poached my listing?" with "Poached it, seasoned it, and covered it in Thorpin Day Sauce, my friend." back to back, this is what it takes to speak english fluently under interruption, since the second line lands right on top of the first.
- Finish on "Almost, which means we're all just fine." to hear how flat, throwaway reassurance sounds set against a dramatic setup, then run the whole scene once for the english speaking practice of keeping pace with three people at once.