Pratique du shadowing : ULTIMATE Best of Cold Opens - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Name: ULTIMATE Best of Cold Opens - Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age -old question.0:00
Right.0:03
What's Amy's deal?0:04
She's single?0:05
No, we're dating.0:05
Come on.0:07
The question is, who here does the best impression of Captain Raymond Holt?0:07
You'll be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair.0:11
Everyone will perform the same scenario, Captain Holt eating a marshmallow for the very first time.0:14
Let the Holt -off begin!0:19
What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?0:21
The sugar in this is quite sweet.0:25

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Ooh!0:27
That's your Holt impression?0:31
I can hear him doing that.0:32
Looks like a sticky pillow.0:33
I don't care for it.0:36
Classical music.0:37
What's going on here?0:39
What are you doing?0:40
Captain, hey, nothing.0:41
Just eating some marshmallows.0:42
Care for one?0:44
Marshmallow?0:45
I knew it!0:49
Hey, Charles, want to grab a beer before you go home?0:54
Ooh, a yeast feast.0:56
Never mind.0:58
No, no, no, I want to go.0:58
It's just there's a huge emergency I have to deal with first.0:59
Oh, no.1:01
Is everything okay?1:02
It's about my food truck.1:02
I have to get a parking spot.1:04
Oh, that doesn't sound as intense as you were making it out to be.1:05
Move your asshole, bitch!1:08
What is happening?1:09
We have to get there by 7 o 'clock when they lift the parking restrictions.1:10
It's the best spot in Brooklyn, and everyone wants it.1:13
Get the hell out of the way!1:16
Charles, I highly doubt the entire food truck industry is racing to get into this one spot.1:20
It's not Mad Max.1:25
We're neck and neck with rice pudding.1:26
You got Korean tacos on your six.1:27
Oh, my God, it's real.1:29
We're on the Fury Road.1:30
Witness me, blood bag!1:32
Hold on tight!1:34
Run!1:36
Oh my God.1:56
Rosa's wearing pink.1:58
Rosa's wearing pink.1:59
Are we sure it's not a white shirt that's just been bloodied in a motorcycle crash?2:00
Maybe it wasn't her.2:04
Does she have a twin sister?2:05
If Rosa had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb.2:06
Wait, pull it.2:09
Stop.2:10
How come none of you teased her about it?2:11
It's Rosa.2:12
She's scary.2:13
You guys are unbelievable.2:14
I once wore a tie with a splash of purple.2:16
You guys called me Mr.2:18
Grapes for two years.2:19
Oh, Mr.2:20
Grapes.2:22
I forgot about Mr.2:22
Grapes.2:24
If I wore a pink shirt, you'd tear me to shreds.2:24
Well, yeah, but you'd look like a My Little Pony with a gun.2:27
Let me guess.2:30
Your theater club is putting on grease, and you're playing a pink lady.2:31
Nice.2:34
Good one.2:34
What are you guys laughing at?2:35
If Boyle was wearing a pink shirt...2:36
I get it.2:38
That's hilarious.2:38
What's happening?2:39
Rose is the one wearing pink!2:41
And?2:43
It's gorgeous.2:45
Wish I could pull that off.2:46
Dream on, strawberry shortcake.2:47
Yeah, nice try, Mr.2:49
Grapes.2:50
Mr.2:51
Grapes!2:52
I can't believe they're waxing the floor and we're all stuck in here.2:56
I've never seen them do this before.2:59
They do it once a month.3:01
We've just never been on the night shift.3:02
I know.3:03
It's like we're being punished.3:04
We are for going to Florida.3:06
I don't listen to so much stuff you all say.3:09
Well, frankly, I pity the lot of you.3:11
You look out there and see a problem.3:14
I look out there and see an opportunity.3:16
I'm going to slide on that slippery floor all the way from Holt's office.3:18
to the elevator.3:21
You're gonna do the FBP.3:23
That's right, Rosa.3:24
I'm doing the full bullpen.3:26
Here we go.3:35
We can build this thing together Standing strong forever Nothing's gonna stop us now And if this world runs out3:40
of lovers We'll still have each other Nothing's gonna stop us Nothing's gonna stop us Like this I'm gonna kiss3:53
ya!4:05
The full bullpen!4:14
No!4:17
No, no, no!4:19
You can't take her from me, you bastard!4:21
Don't do this, Scully.4:23
You have to be strong for her right now.4:24
What's going on?4:26
Unit's being replaced.4:28
Come on!4:29
Let's see that, though.4:29
That machine's been here forever.4:30
It's basically part of the force.4:31
Take Scully instead.4:33
Yes, please.4:34
Take me to the land of vending machines.4:35
Can we at least have five minutes to say a proper goodbye?4:36
Whatever.4:40
Let me just start by saying that this machine is the best restaurant in Brooklyn, and it always had a4:41
table for me.4:47
I knew just where to punch it to get free food.4:47
Now I have to go back to punching Hitchcock.4:49
Look, she still has the bags of baby carrots I requested they put in.4:51
They're black now, but they're there.4:54
Goodbye, beautiful machine.4:56
Thank you for your service.4:58
Okay.5:01
Squad salute.5:02
You can take her away now.5:09
Well, I think we handled that with dignity.5:13
Free candy!5:18
I've been going at him for six hours.5:21
He won't say a word.5:23
The guy's a brick wall.5:24
Not to worry, Sarge.5:25
I'll take it from here.5:26
Hope you boys brought popcorn, because I'm about to put on a show.5:27
Well, well, well.5:31
I hear you don't like answering questions, Marcos.5:32
That's fine by me, because I'm not asking.5:35
Oop, handle fell off.5:38
Let me scrap that.5:39
Ahem.5:41
Nope.5:43
So, looks like we're allowed to go home.5:44
Locked in.5:46
That's bad news for you, because you're trapped in here with a psycho.5:47
Has anyone tried it from the outside?5:51
Lock's broken.5:53
Got to call facilities.5:53
Copy that.5:54
No rush.5:55
As I said, I got all the time in the world.5:56
It's a little warm in here, right?5:59
Do you feel any air coming out of that vent?6:00
I got nothing.6:02
We got an ETA on facilities?6:02
At least 45 minutes.6:04
They've checked all this paint for lead, right?6:05
And the room for asbestos?6:06
I feel like I'm sucking on a tailpipe in here.6:08
Marcos!6:10
Everybody get away from the mirror!6:10
Come on!6:14
I can't breathe.6:15
I can't breathe.6:16
Hey, calm down, man.6:17
I'll confess.6:18
Just stop freaking out.6:19
What?6:20
I did it.6:20
I robbed him.6:21
Boom!6:22
And that's how it's done.6:23
I was faking the whole thing to break him.6:25
I could have stayed in here forever.6:26
Good, because facility's gonna be a couple hours.6:28
We're gonna die in here!6:30
Doop, doop, doop, doop.6:32
Uh, another cold brew.6:33
Don't mind if I cold do.6:35
Nailed it.6:37
I am loving this machine that Charles brought in.6:38
It is nice.6:40
The trick is to let the coffee warm up the room temperature.6:41
I'm already on my second cup.6:43
This is my third.6:44
Stop!6:46
You're drinking too much!6:48
Whoa, what's going on?6:50
Charles, why are you talking so slow?6:51
I'm not!6:53
I'm normal!6:54
Very normal!6:56
Oh my god, if you're not going slow, that means we're going fast.7:03
Are we going fast?7:05
Can anyone tell if we're going fast?7:05
I don't think we're going fast at all in any way whatsoever.7:06
I feel like we're going slow in every way whatsoever.7:07
Captain, how do you feel?7:09
Great, excellent, amazing.7:09
I feel better than I've ever felt in a moment in my entire life.7:10
So we're all fine?7:12
Yep!7:12
Hey!7:14
You guys see the dude I brought in today, the drug dealer?7:18
81 years old!7:21
I think it's the oldest collar of my entire career!7:22
I once arrested a 96 -year -old for flashing!7:24
I was terrified he'd die in my backseat...7:28
Or flash me!7:30
My oldest collar was 78, but the PCP made her fight like she was 20!7:31
What about two 50 -year -old twins, does that count as a 100 -year -old?7:36
No good!7:39
Nah!7:39
You talkin' oldest bags?7:39
68.7:42
That's not that old.7:42
Yeah, but I was only 20.7:43
20?7:45
Were you even a cop then?7:45
No, man.7:46
It was before I got into the academy.7:47
Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest.7:50
Eww!7:54
No, yes I am.7:55
Yes I am.7:56
Yeah, oldest arrest, 68, like I said.7:56
God, you had sex with a 68 -year -old when you were in your 20s?7:58
You know how it is.8:01
When you have a chance to bed an older woman, you...8:02
No, that is not an older woman.8:04
That's an old woman.8:06
That's someone's grandma.8:07
She was, actually.8:09
That's how I met her.8:10
Went to college with her grandson, Marvin.8:10
Don't knock it to your trick.8:12
She had a replacement hip with some serious torque.8:14
It's like having sex with a transformer.8:17
That is no one's fantasy.8:19
Good morning, everyone.8:21
Oh, my goodness, Sarge.8:23
What are the chances?8:26
I say zero.8:29
Oh, I mean, when Genevieve got me these suspenders, I thought I'd lean into it and go for the whole8:30
look, but I didn't want to step on your toes.8:34
That being said, you know what this means.8:36
Don't do this, Charles.8:38
Oh, it's already done.8:38
Gather round, y 'all.8:40
It's time to play Who Wore It Best.8:41
I'd really rather not.8:44
Because you're a little chicken?8:45
Who wore it best?8:47
Who wore it best?8:48
Who wore it best?8:50
Terry.8:52
What?8:53
Come on!8:53
You should change, Boyle.8:54
Not here!8:57
Sir, you wanted to see me?8:59
Yes, I have an assignment for you.9:00
I'm afraid it's not a pleasant one.9:02
Oh, my God.9:03
Please tell me it's not.9:04
Yes, it's Hitchcock -related.9:05
Son of a bitch.9:07
Detective Hitchcock is set to testify in court this afternoon.9:09
It's an important case, and I'd rather not get another call from the DA saying he showed up, quote, covered9:12
in condiments, unquote.9:17
So you want me to keep Hitchcock from spilling on himself for the rest of the day?9:18
We both know that's impossible.9:22
I'm counting on you.9:23
I won't do it.9:24
There's nobody else I trust.9:25
What you're asking is insane.9:26
I'm not asking.9:27
It's a suicide mission.9:28
Then prepare for death.9:30
You've lost your mind.9:31
This is a direct order, detective.9:32
Get in line.9:33
Hey, you guys startled Hitchcock.9:34
He spilled two full jars of spaghetti sauce on himself.9:36
Thanks a lot, fellas.9:39
So, again, your alibi is a mysterious stranger handed you the gun, made you put your prints on it, robbed9:41
the store, and then hid the gun in your underpants.9:48
Well, yeah, if you say it like that, it don't sound believable.9:51
Oh, hey, Captain.9:53
Did you get my report on the Finley murder?9:54
Oh, yeah, I looked it over.9:56
Nice work.9:57
Good.9:58
Thanks, Dad.9:58
Why is everyone staring at me?10:02
You just called Captain Holt, Dad.10:04
You said, thanks, Dad.10:05
What?10:06
No, I didn't.10:07
I said, thanks, man.10:07
Do you see me as a father figure, Peralta?10:08
No.10:10
If anything, I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.10:11
Hey, show your father some respect.10:14
I didn't call him Dad.10:17
No, no, no, no.10:18
Jacob.10:19
I take it as a compliment.10:20
It's not a big deal.10:21
I called Vivian Mom once, and she's my fiancée.10:22
Guys, jump on that.10:25
Boyle has psychosexual issues.10:26
Old news.10:28
But you calling Holt Daddy...10:29
Hey, Daddy is not on the table here.10:31
But you did call him Dad, dude.10:33
You shut up.10:35
You've done nothing but lie since you got here.10:36
All right, all right, I was lying about the holdup.10:38
But the Dad thing?10:39
That happened.10:40
Ah -ha!10:41
He admitted that his alibi was a lie.10:42
It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.10:44
I believe you.10:48
Thank you.10:49
Son...10:50
you want to talk about it later over a...10:51
game of catch?10:54
I'd like that.10:56
Oh, yeah.11:15
I'm Philip Davidson.11:22
Detective Jake Proft asked me to drop by.11:23
Hmm, the dentist who murdered someone.11:25
Spoiler alert, they think you did it.11:28
Can you show him to interrogation room C, please?11:30
Have fun in there.11:33
Thank you.11:34
What are you smiling about?11:40
How uncomfortable this guy is.11:41
Jacked up the thermostat, got the table all sticky, made one of the chair legs too short, and worst of11:42
all, I had Gina greet him.11:47
What did you have her do?11:49
Be herself.11:50
Poor son of a bitch.11:51
Yeah.11:52
Why are you wearing a tuxedo?11:52
Kevin and I are attending the opera.11:54
Ooh, the opera.11:55
Is it the one Bugs Bunny sings?11:56
Yes.11:59
Okay.11:59
So, who's this?12:00
This is Philip Davidson.12:01
What do we have on him?12:02
Clear motive, clear means, and a non -existent alibi, but the DA won't bring a charge because he says it's12:03
all circumstantial.12:08
If we want to bring this guy down, we have to get him to confess right here, right now.12:09
Mm, an interrogation with a ticking clock and everything on the line?12:13
I better call Kevin and tell him I won't be attending the opera.12:18
There's someone else I'd rather hear sing.12:20
Oh, damn!12:22
Hello, Kevin, I won't be joining the opera tonight.12:24
The tickets are under my name.12:26
H -O -L...12:28
I'm here.12:30
I'm here.12:31
I'm here.12:31
You can start the meeting now.12:33
The meeting is over.12:34
You're late.12:35
You missed roll call and the tutorial on using the new copier.12:35
Six years, and no matter how hard I try, I still can't get you to understand the importance of being12:39
punctual.12:42
Maybe you should just give up and accept me for who I am.12:43
No, I will break you right now.12:44
Ow.12:47
While you were out being tardy, I was hard at work devising a special punishment.12:47
I've crafted an intricate, personal high -five with everyone in this office except you.12:51
What?12:55
But you hate high -fives.12:56
Yes, every minute of it was hell.12:57
But it'll be worse for you.12:59
Squad, dismissed.13:00
Goodbye, Diaz.13:02
Salute into a fanny -wackle.13:05
Goodbye, Boyle.13:06
Oh, this snake charmer.13:07
Goodbye, Jeffords.13:08
That's a butt bump.13:11
Goodbye, Santiago.13:12
Double fist bump reverse explosion into a Pete Townshend strum.13:13
All right, that was terrible, but it's over now, and I made it through.13:17
Goodbye, Leonard from Xerox.13:21
What?13:22
No, no.13:23
The copy guy?13:24
Sir, I'd like to talk to you about the new task force you're on the hiring committee for.13:26
The Special Tactical Operations and Auxiliary Strategic Response Citywide Emergency Investigative Unit for Emergency Operations.13:30
You know, I had a hand in naming it.13:36
And it's great, although you might want to try shortening it, maybe using a cool acronym.13:37
So the S -T -O -A -S -R -C -E -I -U -E -O.13:41
Hmm, you're right, that is cool.13:44
Sure.13:46
Anyways, I know some of the best cops in the city are going to be on that task force, and13:46
I would appreciate it if you'd consider me for it.13:50
Here's my resume.13:52
And I thought it would be fun if I wrapped it.13:52
But then I realized that would be a terrible idea, so I just wrote it down normally.13:56
It'll probably rhyme a lot on accident.13:59
Try not to focus on that.14:01
Jake Peralta is age 39, but professionally, he's still in his prime.14:02
If you ask me, he's New York's fine.14:07
Ellipses est.14:10
Charles enters.14:11
Ha -ra -ta -ta -ta -ta!14:12
Chucky B with the burner!14:13
Rain and hot fire!14:14
Charles, it's not a rap.14:15
Never was.14:16
Everyone's professional here.14:17
Not the lyrics we discussed either.14:18
Anyway, sir, I really think that I deserve this task force.14:20
My clearance rate puts me in the top 2 % of all NYPD deadlines.14:22
I am aware of your qualifications, Peralta, but I'm only allowed to recommend one name for the S -T -O14:25
-A -S -R -C -E -I -U -E -O.14:29
And you don't think the acronym's just a little clunky?14:30
I don't know.14:32
It was quite catchy.14:32
Look, I really feel like I've got what it takes.14:33
I'm experienced, I'm hardworking, and I'm unflappable in the face of...14:35
Oh, my God!14:39
What was that?14:41
I've just received the e -mail about whether I've gotten the job as commissioner.14:42
Well, from the look on my face, I'm sure you can guess what it says.14:46
No!14:50
We have no idea at all.14:51
Just tell us, you monster!14:52
Really?14:54
No one noticed the slight tension and my labial commissioner.14:54
My lips, I'm smiling.14:58
Wait, you're smiling?15:00
Wait, we're allowed to say labia again?15:00
Wait, you got it?15:02
I got it.15:03
Oh!15:03
Labia.15:05
Commissioner Raymond Holt.15:05
Labia.15:07
You got to stop right now, Hitchcock.15:07
We need to celebrate.15:09
Ooh!15:10
We need music.15:10
Ooh!15:11
I brought a jock jam CD for the wedding.15:12
Oh, we didn't talk about that.15:14
It was going to be a surprise.15:15
Our first dance was going to be in a Tootsie Roll.15:16
Oh, no.15:18
We didn't get to do it.15:19
I know.15:20
All right, nobody move.15:20
I'm going to go get the CD.15:21
I want to thank you all.15:24
What an incredible moment.15:25
30 years of struggle and sacrifice, but it was worth it because I finally get to read the 10 words15:27
I've longed to hear.15:33
Raymond Holt, you are not the...15:34
Oops, I misread the email.15:36
Didn't see the not.15:38
So...15:41
I will not be the new commissioner.15:41
Y 'all ready for this?15:45
Jerk Jam!15:48
Woo!15:50
Why is no one else dancing?15:53
Did I miss something?15:54
Feels like I missed something.15:56
I'm just gonna keep going until someone tells me to stop.15:57
All right!16:00
Good morning, boy.16:01
It's Halloween.16:02
I'm surprised you didn't put on a costume.16:04
I was going to, sir, but then I decided, screw that jazz.16:06
Well, I'm the only one who ever dresses up.16:10
No one ever gets my costume, and they make fun of me.16:12
So I'm done.16:14
These people don't deserve my dress -up gifts.16:16
Charles.16:19
Charles, seriously?16:20
No costume?16:21
What the hell, Charles?16:22
Where's your Halloween spirit?16:24
But you guys always make fun of me.16:25
I have never once insulted you in my life, especially vis -a -vis your appearance.16:27
Yeah, man, we always love your costumes.16:33
Remember last year when you came as that person and or thing?16:35
Yes, I do remember.16:40
Sir, permission to sprint to my car and get my emergency costume.16:42
Does it matter if I say no?16:45
No!16:46
A -bam, bam, boom.16:53
What the...16:57
What?16:58
Why are you dressed up?16:58
You look like an idiot.16:59
But, uh, but, uh...17:00
Yeah, what are you supposed to be?17:01
A sassy car mechanic?17:02
No, come on.17:04
He's clearly the rejected Pop -Tarts mascot, Harry Pop -Tart.17:04
I am not!17:08
You know who I am!17:09
Squad, that's enough.17:10
You're making Boyle for bad on purpose.17:11
He's Elvis.17:13
Yes!17:14
Elvis Stoico, the Canadian figure skater.17:14
No!17:16
Interesting.17:21
Very, very interesting.17:24
Guys, Captain Holt has no pants on.17:27
Um...what?17:31
He has no pants on is what?17:31
Here are the facts.17:33
At 11 .55 a .m., Captain Holt walked past us holding a hot bowl of soup.17:35
At 12 .03 p .m., I heard him yell.17:39
Ouch!17:42
Then, at 12 .07, he called Gina into his office.17:43
She entered holding nothing.17:46
One minute later, she left holding an opaque bag.17:48
Captain Holt's pants were in that bag.17:51
His knees are in the breeze.17:54
He's in his undies.17:55
That evidence is circumstantial.17:57
Oh, so you guys want visual confirmation.17:58
No.18:01
Not really.18:01
Done.18:02
Hey, Captain.18:03
I just need you to sign something at my desk real quick.18:04
Just leave it on the couch.18:07
Dismissed.18:08
Okay.18:09
Sir, you're gonna freak.18:10
Yo -Yo Ma is in the precinct, and he's giving out autographs.18:12
Yo -Yo Ma is on tour in Australia right now.18:15
How would you know that?18:17
I'm choking on a lozenge!18:20
I'm gonna die!18:21
I got the drink!18:23
No!18:24
No!18:24
I swallowed it!18:25
I swallowed it!18:26
It's mine!18:27
Hey, hey.18:28
I made you another bowl of soup since you spilled yours earlier.18:29
But you're gonna have to come over here to get it.18:32
Alright, Peralta.18:35
I'm sick of you wasting time.18:36
So, yes.18:37
I spilled some minestrone on my pants and I'm sitting in my underwear.18:38
Happy?18:40
Yes!18:41
Sir, I need you to sign off on...18:43
Look at us.18:46
Just three people with pants on having a normal conversation.18:47
Yep.18:51
No story here.18:51

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Pratique du shadowing : ULTIMATE Best of Cold Opens - Brooklyn Nine-Nine