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Shadowing practice: HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUTS TAKE FINALS ft Dolan Twins

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  1. I'm building!0:00
  2. Oh god.0:01
  3. Wait, oh fuck, wait, hold on.0:02
  4. Oh no!0:06
  5. I have neck sweat, you can't touch my neck right now.0:09
  6. Alright guys.0:12
  7. Stop!0:14
  8. So what are we doing?0:20
  9. We all came over to the eating together, I actually even said it, it was the first thing that evens ever come up.0:21
  10. That's fucking bullshit.0:26
  11. I love it.0:27
  12. First thing.0:27
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  1. That was a funny prank.0:33
  2. What is the number, come over that idea that we've used before every fucking time?0:34
  3. Never.0:38
  4. I don't know about that.0:38
  5. I'm just gonna keep my cool cause I know you guys are messing with me.0:39
  6. I'm not gonna lose it right now.0:41
  7. What are we all having in common?0:43
  8. We all dropped out of high school.0:44
  9. All of us are high school dropouts.0:45
  10. We stopped in school in fucking like years.0:49
  11. No, we actually all graduated.0:52
  12. I left physical school beginning of junior year, so I have a little bit more high school experience in high school than they do.0:53
  13. Me and him went to high school for four months, that's it.0:59
  14. And then after that, we didn't tangibly go to high school, we did it online.1:02
  15. Isn't that something that you feel you can touch?1:06
  16. Going to tangible high school.1:08
  17. Yeah.1:09
  18. Tangible.1:10
  19. Like going to high school that you can touch.1:11
  20. Obviously, cause you can walk on it, you can feel the walls.1:13
  21. You can feel other closemates.1:15
  22. I know.1:17
  23. We all have high school problems, believe it or not.1:20
  24. Actually, we got ours a year early, so.1:22
  25. Yeah, we did.1:24
  26. So did I.1:25
  27. Oh shit.1:26
  28. Oh.1:27
  29. But now people think that we're dropouts because we don't go to school when everybody else is going to school that's our range.1:28
  30. So when I went to like actual physical, I guess.1:34
  31. I had so much to do.1:36
  32. Dude, I'm absolutely important to say.1:38
  33. You literally interjected by saying you had something to say.1:40
  34. I'm literally saying something important.1:43
  35. When I went to school, I guess tangible school, I was very serious about it.1:44
  36. I think very seriously.1:48
  37. Honestly, for a little bit, I think I was a straight A student.1:49
  38. Oh yeah, that's what I was going to say.1:51
  39. Shut the fuck up.1:52
  40. It was that school taught me war ethic.1:53
  41. It taught me how to work harder.1:57
  42. I only miss homework once in my life.1:58
  43. Oh, did it teach you how to have social skills and not have people walking and talking?1:59
  44. No, not that.2:02
  45. One time I cried because I forgot my homework.2:04
  46. I got two.2:06
  47. I got two.2:06
  48. Once I got out of elementary school, I got my classrooms on the third floor and I threw my friends back, back out the window while the teacher stepped out.2:07
  49. There's nothing to do with war.2:12
  50. And then she walked back in and told me that I was going to have consequences tomorrow and that fucking I was shooting my pants off.2:13
  51. Dude, I feel like this has nothing to do with war.2:18
  52. It's kind of weird.2:20
  53. Your eyes.2:21
  54. Oh, also guys, why are you sweating so much?2:21
  55. I don't know.2:24
  56. I sweat when I film.2:24
  57. I'm not kidding.2:25
  58. Something that we fucking relax when telling a story for the first time ever.2:26
  59. We're getting the fucking things.2:29
  60. I was just telling something.2:30
  61. I'll have my mom send a picture of my diploma to me and then you all send it to me.2:31
  62. You can insert it in the video just to be able to believe me.2:35
  63. All right, sure.2:37
  64. If we were all in school right now, we would all be taking finals, but we don't go to school anymore.2:38
  65. So we thought it'd be fun if we took finals again.2:43
  66. For those of you that are going through finals, I just want to say it may be very stressful, okay?2:47
  67. And it feels like you're being weighed down by all of us weighted.2:51
  68. Oh, you mean weighed.2:55
  69. I don't think so.2:56
  70. You're being weighed down.2:57
  71. Who's?2:58
  72. You're being weighed down.2:59
  73. I just was weighed and you said, oh, I'm sorry.3:00
  74. All right.3:02
  75. Oh, you mean weighed.3:03
  76. I don't think so.3:04
  77. I just want to tell you, you're going to get through.3:05
  78. You can do it.3:06
  79. You're going to do just fine.3:07
  80. And after that, life is long.3:08
  81. It's fucking part of the summer.3:11
  82. It's so hard.3:12
  83. And you make it through this time doing finals.3:13
  84. You put in all the hard work.3:16
  85. You can deal with all the stress that you'll know later on in life when you, you know, face a stressful situation that you can get through it because you3:17
  86. got through finals.3:23
  87. And that's what schools taught me, you know.3:23
  88. So basically what we're doing is, I don't even know what we're going to be doing.3:25
  89. So we're going to have a full mini simulation of finals.3:27
  90. We're starting out with study session, math, science, English history, almost like what I remember from when I used to take finals.3:31
  91. I would just drink coffee and study all night.3:38
  92. So we're going to do that.3:39
  93. And then we have our test.3:40
  94. And then we got Sprack .Coffee for educational purposes.3:42
  95. Sprack?3:44
  96. I heard it.3:45
  97. I don't know why I'm bullying you today.3:46
  98. I got to go back.3:47
  99. Yeah.3:48
  100. So I had a fear, should I even say this?3:48
  101. I had a fear of going to the bathroom in school.3:49
  102. And I'm going to say it for all the people that don't say it.3:51
  103. I had a fear of going to the bathroom in school.3:53
  104. I love shitty school.3:55
  105. So every single morning before I went to school, I would go to the bathroom and I would always study while I was going to the bathroom.3:55
  106. And I always like squeezed at that last second of studying.4:01
  107. Squeeze at that last second.4:04
  108. Shut up.4:06
  109. I peeked in eighth grade.4:07
  110. High school went down fucking hell.4:08
  111. I did not peek in eighth grade.4:10
  112. I haven't peeked yet.4:11
  113. I've had just shitty years every year.4:13
  114. Hey, well that's a good thing.4:14
  115. You always get something to look forward to.4:15
  116. You know what I have to look forward to?4:16
  117. My 30s.4:17
  118. I probably should have probably died.4:18
  119. What I should look forward to?4:20
  120. My daughter or son.4:21
  121. Preferably daughter.4:22
  122. Why do you fucking have this all mapped out?4:23
  123. Bro, it's just the cutest shit in my head ever.4:25
  124. And if you want it to be my daughter or son, and then I want to be taking them in a wagon to the beach on 4th of July and4:27
  125. they're wearing a red sun sign.4:33
  126. So we really peeked in eighth grade.4:35
  127. Step one, we have to...4:36
  128. Study.4:38
  129. No.4:39
  130. We're making coffee.4:40
  131. Step one, we have to make coffee so we have energy to study.4:41
  132. Okay.4:43
  133. I'm gonna shit myself right now.4:47
  134. Do you want to?4:48
  135. What's going on?4:49
  136. Hey, but do you want me to make a montage of you making the lattes?4:50
  137. Oh my god.4:53
  138. That's kind of vibes.4:54
  139. You don't want it.4:55
  140. I actually do like that.4:56
  141. Really?4:57
  142. Why don't you go...4:58
  143. Yeah.4:58
  144. Okay, so now...4:59
  145. Don't even announce it, just do it.5:00
  146. Alright.5:02
  147. No!5:06
  148. Okay, we only get it again.5:07
  149. Wow, it's really nice.5:19
  150. It's really nice.5:20
  151. That's great.5:20
  152. No, it's really good.5:21
  153. Is that like a good angle?5:31
  154. I don't fucking care anymore.5:33
  155. I'm freezing.5:34
  156. You're doing the air off?5:34
  157. No.5:35
  158. Okay, so it's time for us to get studying.5:35
  159. We have our coffee.5:37
  160. Cheers to finals.5:38
  161. Are we studying?5:39
  162. Yes.5:40
  163. When?5:40
  164. Right now.5:41
  165. You didn't fucking cheer...5:41
  166. Oh.5:42
  167. It's really eye -tongued.5:44
  168. Wait, wait, that's too...5:45
  169. Wait, what?5:47
  170. I think you're trying to...5:47
  171. Hey, you have two eyes.5:48
  172. Do we get more coffee or...?5:54
  173. No.5:56
  174. So...5:57
  175. Oh my god.5:57
  176. We can actually make another review.6:00
  177. You want it?6:02
  178. To study for English, we used vocabulary flashcards to freshen up on our vocabulary skills and to prepare for the vocabulary tests that we would be taking.6:03
  179. Not only that, but studying vocabulary helps your essay writing, which will also be a part of the English test that we will be taking.6:12
  180. For our first subject that we're studying for, we're studying for English.6:18
  181. For our English test, we're doing a vocabulary section and we're doing an essay writing section.6:22
  182. Now, there's obviously no way we can study for the essay writing section.6:26
  183. You just have to be smart that day.6:29
  184. Session.6:31
  185. Session.6:32
  186. S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S7:01
  187. -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S7:02
  188. -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S7:02
  189. -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S Now I see why spottos are so stressful.7:02
  190. You don't have much time.7:04
  191. And also because you just want to have fun, but you can't because you have to be doing vinyls with your friends.7:04
  192. I'm also freezing right now.7:08
  193. But hey, I have the vinyls with the most whatever.7:09
  194. That's so true.7:11
  195. If vinyls didn't exist summer, would it be as fun?7:12
  196. You have to have the pain to have the, uh, the gains.7:14
  197. So next word, discord.7:20
  198. Why do I know it, but I know it?7:22
  199. Discord means to like, to fuck something up.7:23
  200. It doesn't even unplug something, does it?7:25
  201. Do you think the cord out?7:28
  202. Discord means to fuck something up.7:30
  203. It's actually disagreement.7:31
  204. Exactly.7:33
  205. If I disagree with someone, I normally just fuck them up.7:34
  206. Is this prodigal or prodigal?7:35
  207. Prodigal.7:39
  208. Prodigal.7:39
  209. Pr -pridejo.7:40
  210. Prodigal?7:41
  211. There's no fucking way that's prodigal.7:41
  212. Prodeagle.7:43
  213. I think it's if you're like really good at talking, like you exceed the education.7:43
  214. And someone who is, is someone who is not - No, it's you're not fucking answering this, it's just us.7:46
  215. I think it's like an excellent performance kind of.7:50
  216. But he's almost like a flawless person.7:52
  217. Extravagant wasteful.7:55
  218. What?7:56
  219. What, it was - And how is Extravagant mean wasteful?7:56
  220. Oh man, did you write some shit down wrong?8:00
  221. That does not feel right to me.8:02
  222. Yo, this coffee's working.8:04
  223. Really?8:05
  224. Yeah.8:06
  225. Alright guys, come on, please get this.8:06
  226. Advocate.8:08
  227. Advocate.8:09
  228. Advocate.8:10
  229. No, advocate.8:10
  230. I don't know.8:11
  231. I just want advocate.8:12
  232. A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A8:41
  233. -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A8:41
  234. -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A8:42
  235. -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A I said to stand up for something to speak8:42
  236. a favor of to support everyone who's been advocating for you fucking dumb Yeah, just stand up for something to support someone by yes stand up support.8:45
  237. No, it's not to stand up for something I'm just gonna be summer eloquent.8:53
  238. Is it eloquent or eloquen?8:57
  239. Elephant.8:59
  240. Are you kidding?9:00
  241. It means like of high of high fanciness.9:01
  242. Over the nice thing.9:04
  243. I speak eloquently.9:04
  244. Is it knowledgeable?9:06
  245. It's intelligent.9:07
  246. I'm speaking well.9:08
  247. That's amazing.9:08
  248. Hey, yo, I got pro - I got profound Why don't I know what profound means?9:09
  249. Is it to be like emphasized?9:13
  250. It's profound?9:15
  251. No, it's really deep.9:16
  252. Like it's like really profound is really like deeply to the lot of thought.9:16
  253. Break down the prefix and the suffix pro found pro means good at found means to find deep insightful that was good ever This is an almond milk latte by9:19
  254. the way Why?9:28
  255. I think we're good.9:32
  256. Let's take the test now.9:33
  257. What is Proven soon?9:33
  258. What is the place at me to like just be like agreed so basically me yeah time is up We have to take the test you guys don't have any9:36
  259. more No I don't think so Resolution obviously fucking know the resolution your final starts in 30 seconds And if you don't give me your guards you get it automatic.9:42
  260. This is like actually flow.9:55
  261. I know it I know what study with your friends and coffee and it'll be fun.9:56
  262. That's such a that's so true This is actually fun because I had no friends to study with all that was my brother who you could see We are a10:00
  263. lot you should enter a couple of us screaming To study for math we're gonna be brushing up on our multiplication tables So we're gonna do a timed mini quiz10:07
  264. that looks a little something like this You probably remember it from third grade to see how much multiplication We remember off the top of our head and this will10:22
  265. prepare us for a much more complex math test I thought that it would be cool if we just kind of like brushed up on the multiplication skills We even10:28
  266. be our math this no, this is just drill work And I In my class and I was very upset because I fucking sneezed it was it was a one10:35
  267. -minute quiz and I sneezed during it I should Yeah, thank you guys for what's that?10:49
  268. Yeah, I just learned that thank you guys stop Okay, yeah, I did a little anxious when I see other people testing next to me So can I get look10:58
  269. at the fighter no?11:05
  270. Okay, we can like you know if you're really sensitive all about oh, no, we're doing a practice test I honestly think it's the best way to study gives it11:07
  271. which I think is the best way to study.11:15
  272. Okay one minute Okay, I'm scared deep breath.11:17
  273. Let's all take it One two three go fuck.11:21
  274. Oh what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck?11:27
  275. Oh I Got it not finished them.11:29
  276. I did you write that fast and I definitely got a lot of them wrong And I'm 60 I did 20 22 I ran it for the same problem like11:39
  277. a couple times and I put a different answer for you Shaggers it wasn't sure about the right answer.11:47
  278. I mean you get it.11:51
  279. I got 39.11:52
  280. I did 27 I did Answer the fucking ones I was getting caught up on I did it no What are they I just peeped like the ones that go11:53
  281. above five you didn't answer that's not true I did a lot of nines.12:02
  282. Okay.12:06
  283. I didn't keep I can keep going I forgot 9 10z, but it's easily 56 70 something It's 71 or 72.12:06
  284. Do you think we all would have been friends if we went to school together?12:15
  285. I don't think so.12:18
  286. I think no, I think you would have bullied me what like you guys would have picked on To study for history We're going to be Analyzing the US map12:18
  287. because for our history tests We're gonna be taking a timed test to see if we remember where all the states are on the map I couldn't think of a12:27
  288. better way to study for history So we're just gonna be staring at the map for the next like two minutes Do much more than you look at a frog12:33
  289. look at it We're studying the United States of America map.12:39
  290. Let's just like talk about it Like let's talk about things that we need to remember All right, so if you look from Minnesota to Iowa to Missouri, Arkansas to12:44
  291. Louisiana, it's a chef chef Do you want to know how I remember Florida because it's like flow right up and he was the rapper You know I also remember12:50
  292. Florida because it's huge at the bottom of the East Coast and it sticks out in the ocean for Vermont If you look up here, it looks like a V.12:57
  293. That's a little trick.13:04
  294. I remember Texas because it's biggest fuck I didn't know New Mexico was a safe until just now I'm you talk kind of looks like a foam finger Have I13:04
  295. learned anything from this staring at this no, okay, I'm gonna fucking fail this test I think race is gonna do really well on the sets.13:14
  296. I think we're gonna fucking do really bad on the sets Look at your cell.13:20
  297. I didn't even know Marilyn existed There's like a lot of states that I just like forgot existed for example like I definitely forgot about North Dakota South Dakota What13:23
  298. is that?13:30
  299. All right?13:30
  300. Are you like memorizing?13:30
  301. You're studying time is over.13:34
  302. All right, sorry.13:36
  303. Oh, I have a tummy.13:37
  304. You drink too much coffee He's gonna go make poopy So for our science test, we're doing a group lap a very simple one for kids where you mix baking13:38
  305. soda vinegar and water In a water bottle and put a balloon on the top of the water bottle and see if the balloon inflates We're gonna have to memorize13:51
  306. the lab procedures and see if we can do the lab as a group without the instructions in front of us So in order to study, we're gonna be analyzing13:59
  307. the lab procedures and hopefully remember them.14:07
  308. We're real finals tired We're fucking tired.14:10
  309. This is this has become a real simulation and we still have one more test to study for what I can do Wait fucking get out of here Wait ready14:13
  310. Yeah, no Whoa, it's a pain in the attention in class.14:27
  311. I told myself how to tap a pen really fast I Don't got it I've never seen anything like that You got it listen listen no ready oh Right For14:32
  312. our last test we have science which is awesome.15:00
  313. I love science This is my worst subject in high school bio was the last science class I did and that shit made no sense to me ever Okay, well,15:03
  314. we're not doing bio.15:11
  315. We're doing chemistry Okay, so this is what we need to study basically the test for science is that we have a group lab We're doing a group lab which15:11
  316. means that we're all gonna work together on a lab get a group grade But there's a twist It would be too easy if we could just follow the instructions15:23
  317. for the final test for the test when we do the lab We have to have the procedures memorized that makes sense.15:31
  318. Oh, so we can't follow directions No, we can't follow directions you have to have the memorize our head as a group There's six steps here and there's three of15:39
  319. us that means we should each remember two steps.15:45
  320. I didn't ask I'm doing the last two All right, you're gonna call it.15:47
  321. What steps are you doing?15:51
  322. Oh come on?15:52
  323. I don't fucking trust I don't trust you I'm doing the last two steps.15:53
  324. I'm doing first two steps.15:57
  325. All right.15:58
  326. I guess it's a second to them One of my steps is just watch as your blue blows up That's it.15:58
  327. Well that step doesn't happen and that's not you but it's also when you bitch.16:03
  328. You're starting it.16:06
  329. All right, let's start I'm done.16:07
  330. All right, okay We've studied for all of our classes.16:10
  331. How are you guys feeling?16:20
  332. It's literally dark out now We started filming when it was light out.16:21
  333. It's not dark out because we've studied for so long and we've working so hard I guess you know also because Emma doesn't have a battery for her camera, so16:23
  334. we'll wait for the charge for an hour I feel like I'm tired.16:30
  335. I feel like I'm really hungry.16:36
  336. I feel kind of Funny Who do you do the best?16:37
  337. Me I think I'm just probably you're gonna do good at the history and I'm not gonna do good at that I'm gonna win history.16:46
  338. I think Emma I'll give it to her.16:52
  339. She's probably gonna win mathematics He's it not one in shit and I'm winning English.16:53
  340. I gotta win something else.16:57
  341. I'm just good for nothing For the English test we have an essay writing section where we have two prompts that we have to write about and we also have16:58
  342. a Vocabulary section where we have to see if we can match the definitions of the vocabulary words to the vocabulary words Two prompts all right so first prompt a17:17
  343. group of legislators in your state have proposed a new law that would require all children Under the age of 12 to wear helmets while cycling has someone with siblings17:36
  344. or neighbors of that age right in editorial for your local newspaper Encouraging other legislators to support or oppose the law second prompt It is often said that experiences a17:44
  345. great person is persuasive the second one is expository.17:52
  346. Yeah expository You're like exposing your emotions your wrong I thought it was when you like kind of like it's a certain type of pill you take when you have17:55
  347. to go that when you That's a suppository Okay, so second prompt it is often said the experience is a great teacher What experience isn't the only way to learn18:03
  348. write a brief essay to a person younger than yourself comparing and contrasting learning by experience Learning by studying a subject you excrete read a little bit.18:11
  349. Yeah, I was cuz I feel like the magic from is not gonna pick it up I also like talking about yeah Those nice begin okay Great in your head,18:18
  350. please The fucking peek at my shit, dude, no I Am done Am I actually finished way before us but yeah, we cut the camera because we're taking too long18:31
  351. I looked over at Ethan and I just saw two lines.18:50
  352. I was like done.18:53
  353. I started on a lot of Pia Why it's definitely attention grabbing what mother fuckers We can read crash clock and then stop crash Block me out.18:54
  354. We are we owe you.19:07
  355. Oh, that was the horrifying unsavory sound heard on play Binkle Street yesterday afternoon after Jerry Fooley a nine -year -old child from Rib City Was rushed to the hospital19:09
  356. after flipping over the handlebars on the Schwinn mountain bike and rushed to the local hospital You didn't do that though.19:19
  357. I didn't Paramedics say that if young Jerry wasn't wearing a helmet his brains may have stuck to the sidewalk like chewed pieces of gum We already have an uncontainable19:25
  358. issue with gum litter in the city Let's prevent it from going further that's pretty interesting.19:36
  359. Let's prevent it It's definitely persuasive for the legislators Let's prevent it from going further 12 year olds are too young to know how to ride a bicycle properly Or19:44
  360. they have not had enough time to hone their two -wheeler skills has helmet enforcement laws for 12 year olds to keep this city clean Wait, that's so funny mine19:52
  361. is so not as funny as that and I'm fucking pissed.20:02
  362. Why was it funny?20:05
  363. I was my was persuasive.20:06
  364. Okay, what you look stupid without been a helmet on grow up You'd rather get a concussion than look still stop.20:07
  365. I didn't read your actual I didn't like the first two lines There is no reason not all caps I don't know you can do that to be safe try20:14
  366. to argue it you can't you can't what look you look stupid with a helmet on grow up What you'd rather get a concussion than look stupid on your stupid20:27
  367. bike put your ego in the dumpster You are an asshole.20:36
  368. Okay, this is is this a script.20:40
  369. I don't this is appropriate You are an asshole if you don't wear a helmet or you don't put one on she's calling told me all the asshole Oh A20:42
  370. 12 year old an asshole because now that I'm an 18 year old you can't do that I can't be doing that And you should go to jail.20:54
  371. I fucking hate you and also helmets can look sick if you have the right one Honestly, I recommend the ones from Target.21:02
  372. Okay, so honestly, I thought I was gonna do weight way better than that I like getting shit done quick knowing the teacher's not actually gonna read it.21:07
  373. So like fucking yours wins Oh, I'm gonna give it also.21:14
  374. I use words like oh yeah, I wrote this in 60 seconds He's been an hour and a half on that.21:17
  375. I'm gonna read mine yet.21:21
  376. Oh dear legislators.21:22
  377. I need your help Are you guys intrigued it's kind of a good call to action?21:24
  378. All right Did you know the leading cause of an injury to those age 12 and under is due to cycling accidents is a statistic or is this a you've21:28
  379. made up the statistics I did look in false bro helmets are statistically proven to prevent traumatic head injuries from cycling accidents by 98 .3 % You did not know21:35
  380. that Oh shit What the fuck are you talking about?21:44
  381. Where did you get that?21:47
  382. Where did you get that?21:48
  383. Where did you get it?21:49
  384. Incompetent and factual.21:50
  385. Where'd you get the fucking information?21:51
  386. Keep children safe and hard -working busy mothers minds at peace by supporting this amendment We're not just enforcing a law.21:52
  387. We're creating a safer community.21:59
  388. Keep our offspring protected Put helmets on My closing statement is strong.22:00
  389. Keep our offspring protected.22:06
  390. Put helmets on my motherfuckers I know I said that I thought I'm gonna do the best but Loki I think me and Grace is the best in the evidence22:08
  391. I definitely did the worst If I tried I would have done the best but I did not try at all and that was my fault There is an infamous22:14
  392. quote experience is the best teacher But that shouldn't be misconceived for being the only way to learn throughout my life It's kinda good Throughout my life experience has been22:21
  393. my main source of collecting wisdom I am grateful for the valuable lessons that life itself has taught me But there is knowledge that I have missed out on by22:30
  394. not attending school and practicing a studious lifestyle This is the longest fuck the entire practice in a studious lifestyle I will forever be deeply saddened by the pure and22:37
  395. simple fact that I was discluted from learning how to graph amazing Mathematic functions.22:45
  396. I think it's excluded.22:50
  397. Yeah, I said that these are discluted.22:51
  398. Okay Fuck from learning how to grab an amazing mathematical function like a parabola I'm often troubled and haunted by the thought of being humor by a group of young22:54
  399. studious adolescents Because I have not established the proper skill set to locate the hippocampus on a detailed animation of the brain Ha!23:03
  400. Study and forever be grateful my son!23:34
  401. Be ravenous for knowledge and keep your mind open to wisdom that will forever change your life!23:36
  402. Therefore meaning more to you than trying to learn by empathizing with someone else's life experience.23:40
  403. For example, if I see someone else get burned by the fire, that didn't happen.23:45
  404. If I see someone else get burned by a fire, versus if I get burned by a fire, I'm gonna learn much better when I burn myself because that shit23:50
  405. hurted me.23:57
  406. Hurted is not grammatically correct.23:58
  407. Yeah, but I wanted to add a little bit of personality too, because I almost feel like - How do they teach you?24:00
  408. It's about style, writing is about style.24:04
  409. Yeah, it's all about personality and style.24:05
  410. Learning my reading about something is equivalent to not learning, because I don't retain anything when I read, not a damn thing.24:07
  411. No, but you're supposed to say - I wrote that?24:13
  412. Oh, she fucking said one more thing at the end of this.24:16
  413. And you had to read it and say it.24:19
  414. Could hide it.24:20
  415. What is it?24:21
  416. And you said - She said - I can explain!24:22
  417. Yeah, she wrote O 'Curve.24:24
  418. She wrote O - Alright, you can read.24:26
  419. Stop now, I'm crying.24:31
  420. Emma, no offense, but you kind of missed the whole entire - Yeah, the whole purpose of the prop was to - You're supposed to say why experience isn't the24:32
  421. only way to learn.24:38
  422. You said it is the only way to learn.24:39
  423. Alright, my turn.24:41
  424. Learning is the world's greatest gift to humans.24:42
  425. It is important to be open -minded and exposed to new things, so that we can constantly grow and progress throughout our years of existence.24:44
  426. Look around, young one.24:51
  427. There is so much to absorb.24:52
  428. Never limit yourself.24:54
  429. You can learn how to replace a car tire once you break down to the side of a busy highway, or you can be taught beforehand and get yourself off24:55
  430. the highway quickly, without having to figure it out and accidentally getting pasted by a vehicle, traveling at a high velocity.25:01
  431. Although you'll never know how to really do something before you do it.25:06
  432. It is important to have prior knowledge, so you can possibly save your own life.25:09
  433. I mean, it was better than mine.25:16
  434. I didn't try.25:18
  435. I'm really disappointed, because I wish I would have tried harder.25:19
  436. He got an A, he got a C, and I got an F.25:21
  437. Yeah!25:24
  438. What, pitstings?25:25
  439. This is the first time I've ever heard pitstings, dude.25:26
  440. Signing for finals, holy shit.25:28
  441. Alright, guys, it's time for - Vocab test.25:30
  442. So, guys - Vocab, do a vocab test.25:33
  443. I really don't want to do it.25:34
  444. Should we just fucking digit?25:35
  445. Yeah, yeah.25:36
  446. Happy finals, we're just not gonna take a test.25:39
  447. We just didn't even show up.25:41
  448. For our math test, we're gonna be doing a very complex Algebra 2 test.25:43
  449. Guys, get excited.25:47
  450. No!25:48
  451. No!25:49
  452. Okay, guys, it's time for math.25:50
  453. This is multiple choice.25:51
  454. Emma, why do we have a packet?25:52
  455. This is an Algebra 2 test.25:54
  456. We studied third grade math.25:55
  457. This is a very hard Algebra test, and I know because I learned all this shit.25:57
  458. I think I wrote this up too.26:01
  459. Are you guys ready for math test?26:03
  460. No, but let's do it.26:05
  461. Yo, what the fuck does this mean?26:06
  462. Three, two, one, go.26:07
  463. I don't remember any of this shit.26:14
  464. Why do you need to know this and why?26:15
  465. You don't.26:17
  466. I haven't used it.26:17
  467. No offense.26:18
  468. I'm just looking at a bunch of numbers and seeing if they can go into each other.26:23
  469. Yeah, that's sort of the test of what I'm doing, bro.26:25
  470. Also, I'm guessing a lot.26:27
  471. This is really stressing me out.26:30
  472. You're gonna be like - No, I don't even remember how to do this.26:31
  473. I thought I was gonna do good and then I didn't.26:34
  474. So, like - You're actually writing them out.26:35
  475. How do you remember how to do this?26:37
  476. No, this is such a hard test.26:38
  477. This test is fucked up.26:39
  478. There's no fucking phones in class, bro.26:41
  479. No phones in class!26:42
  480. You're cheating on your final?26:43
  481. No, I'm done.26:44
  482. Can you stop clicking your foot?26:48
  483. I'm trying to focus.26:50
  484. Sorry.26:51
  485. Math is done!26:55
  486. We should do math test.26:57
  487. Let's all pass them around and then we can all grade each other's tests.26:58
  488. Oh, Emma's leaving the ad already.27:01
  489. Okay, so, Ro is - So are you, so is - Fuck you.27:02
  490. Wow, Emma.27:05
  491. Emma, you're like, suffering.27:06
  492. I thought you didn't do this.27:08
  493. You have not done any right.27:09
  494. You have guns here.27:10
  495. Shut the fuck up.27:11
  496. I don't trust Grace in grading my paper.27:12
  497. He's gonna sad the thought of my score.27:14
  498. Well, I actually started guessing about ten questions in.27:15
  499. I started guessing everything and I didn't look.27:17
  500. Well, he started - You better when he started to do that.27:20
  501. Fuck off.27:22
  502. I'm not even kidding, though.27:23
  503. Dude, I'm gonna say you can invite everyone, guys.27:24
  504. You didn't - You didn't fucking finish the last page.27:26
  505. What?27:28
  506. Oh, there was the last page?27:29
  507. Okay, one, two, three.27:30
  508. Oh, I did the best.27:32
  509. Fuck, I did so!27:34
  510. No!27:35
  511. I just laughed.27:36
  512. I got four out of twenty -six.27:37
  513. Emma got eight out of twenty -six.27:38
  514. You think I'd send it out of twenty -six?27:40
  515. So we all got Fs.27:42
  516. You okay?27:44
  517. Good job, guys.27:44
  518. If you guys get above an F, feel good about yourselves because - You did better than we did.27:45
  519. For our history test, we're gonna be seeing if we remember where all of the states are located on the US map.27:49
  520. Now, we only have two minutes to complete this.27:54
  521. If you don't finish, you don't finish and that's your problem.27:56
  522. Two minutes on the clock.27:58
  523. Oh, God.28:00
  524. History test.28:00
  525. Ah!28:01
  526. Okay, one, two, three, go.28:02
  527. Oh, my God.28:05
  528. Don't cheat.28:08
  529. I would not cheat on you.28:09
  530. Actually, I probably would.28:10
  531. Why am I doing better than I expected?28:12
  532. I'm like really confused.28:14
  533. There's so much to do.28:16
  534. Oh, my God, I'm getting stressed out.28:18
  535. Do we keep yelling?28:23
  536. No.28:24
  537. Pencil's down.28:25
  538. Oh, wait, you did so fucking good.28:26
  539. Why am I smart?28:27
  540. Why am I slow at writing?28:28
  541. Okay, so let's count how many we got.28:30
  542. 21 out of 48.28:33
  543. So I got an F again.28:34
  544. You got - F is at 48.28:36
  545. F is at 30, F is at 48.28:37
  546. In my defense, I was writing out the full names of each state because I just like like doing that better.28:38
  547. That's your fault.28:42
  548. For the science test, we're gonna be doing a group lab.28:43
  549. Let's do it!28:46
  550. Group lab!28:47
  551. Begin!28:49
  552. Okay.28:50
  553. Oh, my God.28:52
  554. Remember the exact measurements?28:53
  555. I remember the exact measurements.28:55
  556. I forgot.28:56
  557. I'm like my steps.28:57
  558. You got your steps?28:58
  559. Emma, you're kidding.28:59
  560. Emma.29:00
  561. No!29:01
  562. Are you fucking - Are you serious?29:01
  563. I'm alright.29:03
  564. Emma, if this doesn't work, this video's gonna be lame.29:05
  565. People want to see science.29:07
  566. Can I please cheat on the steps?29:09
  567. Emma, I think you're literally doing the worst.29:10
  568. My step is done.29:14
  569. Take it over, Emma.29:15
  570. Emma, please.29:17
  571. Are you serious?29:19
  572. You can't yell at me because I'll get upset.29:20
  573. I'm gonna kick you all that.29:21
  574. I was so fucked from getting chemistry, so like I don't know what's going on here.29:23
  575. Everybody relax!29:25
  576. I need to hold the water bottle, I'm gonna put this on.29:26
  577. Okay, you ready?29:28
  578. Guys, this has to work.29:28
  579. Go, go, go, go, go.29:31
  580. Hold it!29:33
  581. It is.29:34
  582. Guys, this isn't fucking working.29:43
  583. It worked!29:45
  584. It worked good enough.29:45
  585. Someone messed this up!29:46
  586. No, it's not.29:48
  587. It was supposed to blow up.29:48
  588. Guys, this is - That was pretty good!29:49
  589. Maybe more vinegar?29:51
  590. No, it's fine.29:52
  591. It blew up!29:53
  592. No, it didn't, dude.29:54
  593. It's flopped over.29:54
  594. Yeah!29:56
  595. Yeah!29:57
  596. Oh!29:58
  597. Yeah!30:00
  598. It didn't even work!30:02
  599. Oh!30:04
  600. I'm gonna try.30:05
  601. Yeah!30:06
  602. Honestly, I think we get a C on this.30:07
  603. We didn't fail.30:08
  604. No!30:09
  605. We got a B.30:10
  606. We got a B.30:11
  607. You didn't put enough vinegar in it, and I guarantee that.30:11
  608. Well, should we try more?30:14
  609. We're gonna check the instructions and see who fucked up because I won this.30:15
  610. Now, here you go, ready?30:17
  611. He poured two to three teaspoons of vinegar into the water using the bottle funnel, Emma.30:19
  612. What?30:26
  613. Quickly tip the vinegar so it mixes with the big - We all did that, should we redo it?30:27
  614. No!30:31
  615. I was the only one who did right!30:31
  616. I was the only one who did good!30:32
  617. I didn't fuck up!30:34
  618. You both fucked up!30:35
  619. What is quickly tip the vinegar?30:35
  620. I won!30:36
  621. I won science!30:37
  622. I won something!30:38
  623. So even as one way - Yeah!30:39
  624. I won science!30:41
  625. It's over for the fucking brain!30:43
  626. Relax.30:45
  627. What is everyone doing there?30:47
  628. I don't know!30:49
  629. I'm gonna try to have a real science professional.30:50
  630. This is a science project.30:52
  631. This is so extra.30:54
  632. Oh, no, don't do this again!30:55
  633. Well, I'm showing them how it actually - No, you can't use a contaminated - Bro, we're fucking over it.30:57
  634. Do you want a new water bottle?31:01
  635. It's midnight!31:02
  636. Bro, we know how it works.31:03
  637. Emma, can we just wrap the video and just cut it off?31:04
  638. So, thank you guys so much for watching this video.31:06
  639. I hope that finals went alright for you.31:08
  640. We had actually a lot of fun doing this, so maybe if you guys study with your friends, try to make finals fun.31:10
  641. Fuck it, the water bottle's already contaminated!31:14
  642. This is bullshit!31:16
  643. Hey, guys, if you're excited for summer break, give this video a thumbs up.31:17
  644. What is this?31:21
  645. We're going to summer!31:21
  646. It's summer!31:22
  647. We also made a video on their channel that's super fun.31:22
  648. Those finals were really stressful, and I know they're not nearly as stressful as yours, so if you're doing your finals right now, drop C.31:25
  649. Because that shit is tough.31:31
  650. You are awesome.31:33
  651. We love you.31:34
  652. Once you're done with finals, celebrate, give yourself a pat on the back.31:35
  653. Get out of this!31:39
  654. Go to the summer!31:39
  655. Finals are the worst time of the year, but at the same time, looking back, I really think I learned a lot from finals week.31:41
  656. You get this confidence that you can just accomplish anything after you went through all this.31:46
  657. If you can - Don't let finals be your adversary.31:49
  658. Overcome it and learn something.31:52
  659. Because knowledge is wisdom.31:54
  660. It's time for summer!31:56
  661. Woo!31:58
  662. It's time for summer break!31:59
  663. That was so cool.32:03
  664. What?32:05
  665. Holy shit.32:06
  666. Haha!32:07

American accent training with three friends talking over each other

This clip is a real conversation, not a scripted scene. Emma Chamberlain and the Dolan twins argue over who actually dropped out of high school first, correcting each other mid sentence. At 237 words per minute, faster than 89 percent of the catalogue, it moves quicker than most everyday english. The level is B2, so you need a working base of vocabulary before the lines start overlapping this much.

What makes it worth practising speaking on is the overlap itself. Real daily english conversation practice rarely waits politely for one person to finish, and here three voices step on each other, interrupt, and joke at speed. It is a useful test of american accent training away from a single clean narrator, closer to how three people actually argue in a kitchen.

What to shadow in this fast paced dropout conversation

The transcript has plenty of texture worth repeating out loud, not just for meaning but for how american english actually gets said.

  • "I'm just gonna keep my cool cause I know you guys are messing with me." Two casual pieces stacked in one breath: the reduced "gonna" and "cause" used as a loose connector instead of "because". Say it at full speed once before you try to match the recording.
  • "I'm not gonna lose it right now." A short, flat line where the stress lands hard on "not" and "lose". It is a good one to shadow this line on its own before adding it back into the exchange around it.
  • "We all dropped out of high school." Plain grammar, but the whole scene turns on this claim being disputed a moment later, so the way it is said, matter of fact, no hesitation, is worth copying exactly.
  • "It was that school taught me war ethic." A dropped "that" before the relative clause is normal in fast speech; hearing it run together is more useful here than reading it.

A step by step english speaking practice routine for this b2 conversation

Work the clip in a fixed order instead of playing it straight through once and moving on.

  • Start at line 17, "I'm just gonna keep my cool cause I know you guys are messing with me", and repeat it alone five times before touching anything else. It is the longest single turn in the opening stretch, so it carries the most rhythm to copy.
  • Move to line 18, "I'm not gonna lose it right now", and drill the two lines back to back so the "gonna" lands the same way both times.
  • Take lines 20 to 21, where the claim "We all dropped out of high school" gets echoed and restated. Practise the restatement, not just the first line, since that is where the disagreement in the scene actually starts.
  • Finish on line 52, "It was that school taught me war ethic", said on its own until the dropped word stops tripping you up.
  • Play the whole opening stretch again at full pace and check your own line against the app's score before moving further into the video.
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