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- I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it's like we don't even know how0:01
- to be with each other anymore.0:05
- I know it's tough now, but things will get better.0:07
- How do you know that?0:09
- What if it just gets worse and worse and worse to the point where we can't even be in the0:11
- same room with each other?0:15
- I'm not great at the advice.0:17
- Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?0:20
- Some cheese.0:24
- Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Cat Stevens case?0:30
- Let's just say if I can't find the right CD case, I just put it in the nearest one.0:34
- Okay, well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?0:38
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- In the James Taylor case.0:41
- Where is the James Taylor CD?0:42
- Honey, I'm going to save you some time.0:44
- 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.0:45
- Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that's...0:49
- I think that's really cool.0:53
- Yeah, Rach, I think you're handling that really well.0:55
- Handling it?0:58
- What do you mean, handling it?1:00
- There's nothing to handle.1:01
- You know, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua.1:02
- You know, they're not gonna get married anyway.1:07
- What?1:10
- Come on.1:10
- They rushed into this thing so fast, it's ridiculous.1:11
- I mean, they're gonna be engaged for, like, what, a year?1:14
- And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realize what they've done, and they're gonna call the whole1:17
- thing off.1:21
- I'm telling you, you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at theirs.1:22
- Yeah, well, I don't dance at weddings.1:26
- Why not?1:29
- Because weddings are a great place to meet women.1:30
- And when I dance, I look like this.1:31
- Hey, man.1:45
- Hey.1:45
- I just don't want you to think that we're animals who do it whenever we want.1:48
- Oh, I don't think that.1:52
- Before today, I never thought of you two having sex at all.1:54
- It was a simpler time The truth is, Dad, we're trying What?1:58
- Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant Oh, my God, this is so exciting We'll get back in there, I'll guard2:06
- the door It's okay, Dad, we can wait until later Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't think so Aren't you ovulating?2:12
- Daddy Well, you gotta get at it, Princess When your mother and I were trying to conceive you Whenever she2:18
- was ovulating, bam Bam!2:25
- We did it.2:27
- That's how I got my bad hip.2:27
- It's funny.2:30
- This conversation is how I got the bullet hole in my head.2:30
- Joey, what's going on?2:34
- Why didn't you tell us you work here?2:35
- Well, uh...2:37
- Well, it's kind of embarrassing, you know?2:40
- I mean, I was an actor.2:42
- Now I'm a waiter.2:43
- I'm supposed to go in the other direction.2:44
- So is your apron.2:47
- You're wearing it like a cape.2:48
- I mean, the job's easy and the money's good, you know?2:51
- I guess I'm gonna be hanging out here anyway.2:54
- I might as well get paid for it, right?2:57
- Just, you know, kind of weird serving you guys, you know?2:59
- Oh, that'd be great.3:02
- Joey, come on.3:03
- I did it, and it was fine.3:04
- Yeah, why would it be weird?3:06
- Hey, Joey, uh, can I get some coffee?3:09
- Okay, I guess it doesn't seem that weird.3:12
- Seriously, I asked you before, you still haven't gotten it.3:15
- And now it's weird again.3:19
- I think it's great that you work here.3:22
- You're gonna make a lot of money, and here's your first tip.3:23
- Don't eat yellow snow.3:27
- Mm -hmm -hmm -hmm -hmm.3:30
- 215 Coffeehouse.3:32
- Hey!3:35
- Hi, Bubbles.3:36
- Manly.3:37
- Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.3:39
- You told her?3:42
- She pulled it out of me.3:44
- She's like a conversational wizard.3:46
- How did it go?3:49
- Well, you were wrong.3:50
- He doesn't like me.3:51
- What?3:52
- Yeah, how would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors' house and I told you that he3:53
- liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didn't like you?3:57
- How would you feel?4:00
- I don't think I'd care.4:05
- Really?4:06
- Lee Majors is hot.4:07
- Hello?4:10
- We're in the bathroom.4:12
- Why?4:14
- Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable time.4:15
- What are you guys doing in here?4:21
- Oh, my God.4:23
- A friend he's looking at differently, but it's wrong.4:25
- It's Rachel.4:30
- You like Rachel?4:31
- Hey, look, it's no big deal, okay?4:32
- Phoebe and I talked about it.4:34
- It's just a crush.4:36
- It's gonna go away.4:37
- Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles.4:38
- Whoa.4:39
- Well, that's not tough.4:43
- Hey.4:46
- Oh, hi.4:47
- Hey.4:48
- Ross and I were looking for you.4:48
- What are we all doing in here?4:50
- Oh, my.4:53
- Honey, cover it up with the boat.4:56
- Hello?5:00
- Yes, we're all in here, and we'd love for you to join us.5:01
- Hey, what's going on?5:08
- Ooh, cool boat.5:10
- Oh, no.5:12
- Hey, did you tell them?5:15
- No, I was waiting for you.5:17
- Tell us what?5:18
- We're having a girl.5:19
- Oh, wow!5:21
- Yay!5:22
- Oh, I'll get you later.5:27
- Oh, on a date.5:28
- Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.5:30
- Oh, yeah?5:33
- How'd you meet her?5:34
- No.5:35
- Answer his.5:37
- Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so5:39
- she'd have to pass by me if she wanted to, like, switch cars.5:43
- She was totally at my mercy.5:47
- Were you so late because you were burying this woman?5:49
- I'm getting back now because she lives in Poughkeepsie.5:53
- She seems really great, but she's like two and a half hours away.5:55
- How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie?5:59
- Okay, that joke would have killed in Albany.6:04
- You know that girl you went to college with who became a movie director?6:06
- Oh, yeah, Dana Keystone.6:09
- She was in my movement class.6:10
- What's a movement class?6:13
- It's Chandler's way of pretending he didn't take mime.6:15
- Oh, well, listen, anyway, she's directing the new Al Pacino movie.6:19
- You gotta get me an audition.6:23
- Oh, I don't know, man.6:24
- I haven't talked to her in, like, ten years.6:25
- Oh, no, no, please, please, Chandler.6:27
- I would owe you so much.6:28
- You do owe me so much.6:30
- You owe me $3 ,400.6:32
- Hey, hey, dude.6:33
- Why are you changing the subject?6:34
- What?6:35
- Will you make the call or what?6:37
- Okay, I'll try.6:39
- All right, thanks.6:40
- You're the best.6:41
- Now, listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday, okay?6:41
- So I gotta get in there by Thursday, okay?6:44
- Just remember Thursday.6:46
- Thursday.6:47
- Can you remember Thursday?6:47
- Yeah, so Tuesday?6:49
- Thursday.6:52
- Look, if you need help remembering, just think of it like this.6:54
- The third day, all right?6:57
- Monday, one day.6:58
- Tuesday, two day.7:00
- Wednesday, when?7:02
- Huh?7:03
- What day?7:03
- Thursday!7:04
- The third day, okay?7:05
- Thank you.7:09
- So I guess this is it.7:19
- Yeah.7:21
- I guess so.7:24
- This is harder than I thought it would be.7:28
- No, it's gonna be okay.7:31
- Okay.7:36
- Well, do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?7:44
- We got some time.7:51
- Okay, should we get some coffee?7:54
- Sure.7:56
- Where?7:59
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- 246 слов в минуту — быстрее, чем 93% каталога
- Уровень CEFR
- B2
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- gonna ×9, gotta ×4
- Слова, которые стоит знать
- conversational, ovulating, rearrange, mime, conceive, enjoyable
