Практика английского по видео: Sheldon's Best Moments
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- Professor Jones told the symposium he had a new method for calculating the mass of a muon.0:00
- Five times the limit of E to the oop salon as in a person.0:07
- Ok, I'll start over.0:15
- Professor J - I haven't seen him laugh that hard since the day Leonard made that multiplication error.0:18
- Oh, oh lord, that multiplication error.0:26
- He thought he carried the one, but he didn't.0:30
- It's not funny, that mistake got published.0:34
- Please stop, I'm gonna wet myself.0:37
- Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I too was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student.0:43
- Of course I was 14, and had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to despite my 9 o 'clock bedtime.0:51
- Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics, although it's more likely that you will spend1:01
- your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make papier -mache volcanoes of baking soda lava.1:10
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- Oh, good god.1:16
- In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make any significant contribution to physics played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.1:18
- Any questions?1:29
- Of course not.1:34
- Hello fastest man alive.1:36
- Wanna see me read your entire comic book?1:39
- Wanna see it again?1:43
- I'm sorry.2:04
- Something's wrong.2:05
- What do you mean?2:08
- I'm not sure.2:09
- It doesn't feel right.2:20
- I don't know what you're talking about.2:23
- Oh that, Penny did that.2:32
- I've got it!2:36
- I finally reconciled the black hole information paradox with my theory of string network condensates.2:38
- It's unbelievable!2:43
- It's paradigm altering!2:45
- And I could not have done it without you.2:46
- Oh please, I just offered a little encouragement.2:48
- Oh, there's a lot more than that.2:51
- You helped me work out the masses of all the fermions and you pumice my hammer toe.2:52
- How can I ever repay you?2:58
- Well, would you consider naming it the Cooper -Newitzky theorem?3:00
- Who's Newitzky?3:03
- I'm Newitzky.3:06
- Oh, you want me to share credit?3:08
- Uh huh.3:10
- Get out.3:12
- And the purpose of this drill is to acclimate us to the use of tools in extreme temperatures such as we will face in the Arctic Circle.3:15
- Where are your tools?3:22
- Right here.3:24
- Alright team, open up your practice kits.3:27
- As the university did not permit me to bring the actual equipment we'll be using to the Cheesecake Factory because apparently I'm ridiculous.3:30
- I provided substitutes which will exercise your fine motor skills.3:37
- Leonard, you will be doing a series of complex mathematical problems on a vintage Casio Model 1175 calculator watch I received when I won the Earth Science Medal in third3:42
- grade.3:52
- Treat it with respect.3:54
- Raj, you will be painting sideburns and a van dyke on a six inch figurine of Legolas the Elf.3:57
- Now remember, a van dyke is a goatee without a mustache.4:04
- Follow us.4:09
- You will be completing a series of delicate surgical procedures on the classic children's game operation.4:11
- To begin with, you will...4:20
- Remove funny bone for $200.4:24
- For this I went to MIT.4:28
- And begin.4:31
- Penny, Penny.4:33
- Sheldon, come in.4:36
- Thank you.4:37
- I'd like to make a sandwich but I'm out of bread.4:38
- There's some in the fridge.4:43
- You shouldn't keep your bread in the refrigerator.4:45
- Stainless is caused by crystallization of the starch molecules which occurs faster at cool temperatures.4:47
- On Earth we say thank you.4:52
- So Leonard, how goes the mimesis?4:55
- Mimesis?4:59
- You know, mimesis.4:59
- An action in which the mimic takes on the properties of a specific object or organism?5:03
- Mimesis.5:10
- What the hell are you talking about?5:12
- I'm attempting to communicate with you without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you.5:16
- Let me try again.5:22
- Have the Indigenous fauna accept that you are one of their own?5:25
- Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.5:31
- Oh, I guess so.5:34
- Good.5:36
- If I...5:37
- after I eat my sandwich I'm taking Kutherpawley's Patan Kite out for a test run.5:38
- Would you like to get your Delta Wing Raptor and join me?5:43
- I don't want to fly Kite's Sheldon down.5:45
- We're watching football here.5:47
- I can see that.5:49
- I was providing you with an alternative.5:50
- A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances.5:53
- No choice but to employ the most passionate, seductive dance known to man.5:57
- The Flamenco.6:05
- God's sake, you're ridiculous.6:24
- What the hell is wrong with you?6:35
- I'm the Flash.6:39
- I just knocked 30 ,000 times.6:40
- OK, what do you want, Sheldon?6:43
- I understand why you're upset.6:44
- Really?6:47
- Yes.6:48
- You're afraid that costume makes you look fat.6:49
- No.6:55
- We...6:57
- we...6:57
- does it?6:58
- We did it.6:59
- Don't worry.7:00
- Wonder Woman was an Amazon.7:01
- And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals.7:04
- Goodbye, Sheldon.7:09
- But they're not blonde, so put on your wig.7:13
- Hello?7:20
- Ladies and gentlemen, our guest of honor, Dr.7:22
- Sheldon Cooper.7:24
- Thanks, Jordy.7:28
- I'll take it from here.7:29
- All right.7:32
- You people ready to have some fun?7:32
- You have a basic understanding and differential calculus and at least one year about your pragetopology?7:35
- Well, here come the jokes.7:40
- Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip to get to the same side?7:43
- Buzzinga!7:48
- Neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink?7:51
- The bartender says for you, no charge.7:54
- Hello?8:02
- I know you're out there.8:03
- I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide.8:05
- It looks like we have some academic dignitaries in the audience.8:10
- Dr.8:13
- Randall from the geology department, only man who's happy when they take his work for granted.8:14
- But I'll show.8:19
- I've kid the geologists, of course, but it's only because I have no respect for the field.8:23
- Let's get serious for a moment.8:29
- Why are we all here?8:35
- Because we're scientists.8:37
- And what do scientists study?8:39
- The universe.8:42
- And what's the universe made of?8:44
- I am so glad you asked.8:46
- There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, and nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium.8:49
- Everybody!8:58
- And iron, amoresium, ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirconium, leutisium, vanadium, just the Asians!8:59
- And land, salamone, osmium!9:06
- This has truly been a transformative evening.9:08
- I'm a little surprised to hear you feeling so positive.9:10
- Well, you're an excellent neuroscientist, you're a wonderful girlfriend, and...9:13
- and...9:23
- Doesn't matter, does it?9:24
- I'm proud of you, Sheldon.9:27
- And a complete sucker!9:32
- Sucker!9:33
- Oh, yeah.9:39
- There he is!9:44
- And the home of the brave!9:53
- Oh, stop.10:03
- Yes.10:04
- Keep going.10:05
- Just like that.10:05
- Almost there.10:06
- Almost there.10:07
- This may seem a little odd at first, but over time you'll grow accustomed to dealing with me in this configuration.10:12
- Yeah, to be honest, I don't see much difference.10:21
- Thank you.10:24
- That's what I was going for.10:25
- Now, Leonard, tomorrow when we go to work, you'll need to allow some extra time to get me down the stairs.10:29
- For your convenience, I disassemble into four pieces.10:36
- This is ridiculous.10:41
- I'm coming to talk to you.10:42
- You don't know where I am.10:43
- My physical body is safely ensconced in a secure, undisclosed location.10:46
- You're in your bedroom.10:52
- No, I'm not.10:54
- I can hear your voice coming from your bedroom.10:56
- No, you can't.11:00
- Hey!11:05
- He did that on purpose!11:06
- No, he didn't.11:08
- Nothing that's happening here is being done on purpose.11:09
- Okay, forget one -on -one.11:14
- Let's try a free throw contest.11:16
- First person who makes a basket wins the office.11:18
- Make it too easy there, Hopstead.11:21
- Nope.11:23
- No, I'm not.11:23
- Use the force, Sheldon.11:28
- Use the force.11:30
- I'm going to need more force.11:36
- Alright, Koopa.11:40
- Prepare to have your heart broken.11:41
- Do I get points for that?11:47
- Alright, we gave it 45 minutes.12:09
- It's no longer funny.12:12
- Let's try something else.12:13
- What do you propose?12:16
- On the count of three, both of you bounce the balls as hard as you can.12:18
- The highest bounce wins the office.12:21
- You're going down, Koopa.12:23
- I don't think so, Kripke.12:25
- I bounce many a rubber ball in my day.12:26
- Alright, that's enough trash talk.12:28
- One, two, three.12:33
- Sheldon was higher.12:38
- Congratulations, Sheldon.12:40
- You win the office.12:41
- Who's unsatisfactory in PE now?12:43
- Sheldon, come here.12:47
- Bazinga.12:49
- Bazinga.12:58
- Bazinga.13:04
- Bazinga.13:07
- Bazinga.13:11
- Bazinga.13:17
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- Темп
- 181 слов в минуту — быстрее, чем 46% каталога
- Уровень CEFR
- B1
- Редукции в этой записи
- wanna ×2, gonna
- Слова, которые стоит знать
- pumice, transformative, expelling, disassemble, unsatisfactory, substitutes
