Shadowing practice: Trump to Attend NBA Finals in NY, We've Got a Raccoon on the Loose & Guillermo at NBA Media Day
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- Thank you for watching.0:00
- Welcome.0:02
- Thank you for watching at home.0:04
- Thank you for joining us here for our postgame report from Hollywood following game two of the NBA finals.0:05
- You're watching a special Friday night edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live.0:14
- Man, oh man, wait till the president finds out we're adding shows.0:18
- Tonight's game, the basketball game, was in San Antonio between the Spurs and the New York Knicks.0:22
- The last time these teams squared off in the finals was 1999 back when people were betting with beanie babies.0:29
- The Spurs were looking even things up after the Knicks came from behind to win the opener.0:36
- Knicks managed to work around seven foot four Phenom Victor Wemenyama.0:41
- Wemenyama, this is a guy who came out of nowhere, or at least nowhere near here.0:46
- He did not play in college.0:50
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- He came straight to the league from France.0:51
- The Spurs found him.0:53
- It's an amazing story.0:55
- Working outside an auto dealership, selling pretty own cars.0:55
- On Wednesday night, the Knicks won their first game in the finals in 27 years, and the fans in New York were wild.1:01
- Everyone, let's go to the police!1:09
- No interference!1:11
- Let's go Knicks!1:12
- Let's go Knicks!1:14
- Let's go Knicks!1:15
- You can't go far.1:16
- This is New York City.1:18
- Back to you guys.1:20
- F*** you, hey, baby!1:21
- F*** you, hey, baby!1:24
- Knicks in four, baby!1:26
- Thank you!1:27
- F*** you, talk about Knicks in four, baby!1:28
- Thank you!1:30
- Thank you!1:31
- Thank you!1:32
- Thank you!1:33
- And then you have the San Antonio fans.1:33
- I mean, we love the Spurs.1:36
- Obviously, they, you know, it doesn't look good for them, but we're still in here, we're still here, and we're so proud of them.1:39
- Okay.1:47
- A lot of energy.1:48
- Great excitement.1:48
- Fans are incredible.1:50
- My God, calm down.1:52
- It's just a game.1:53
- If the Spurs win, those two are going to be flipping cars over in the street.1:55
- You watch.1:58
- It's a series now.1:59
- It heads to New York for Game 3 on Monday, where the price to see it is astronomical tickets.2:00
- Bad tickets are going for $7 ,500, and almost court -side tickets.2:05
- These are not even front -row seats.2:10
- They're going for $220 ,000 on the secondary market.2:12
- For the price of one ticket to Game 3, you could own this three -bedroom, two -bath house in San Antonio and watch it on the TV in the living2:16
- room there.2:25
- That is a crazy amount of money.2:26
- It would make more sense to quit your job and get hired to work the concession stand.2:28
- A lot of celebrities are expected to be at the Garden on Monday, including the biggest celebrity of all, a guy who draws bigger crowds than Martin Luther King and2:32
- Elvis without even playing the guitar combined.2:41
- President Trump said he is planning to go to New York for the game.2:44
- This would be the first time Trump has appeared at a court in New York since being convicted of 34 felonies.2:48
- Trump is a fan of the Knicks, and we know he's a Knicks fan because a few days ago, he posted this AI slop of himself in a Knicks jersey2:57
- dunking on New York Governor Kathy Huckle.3:07
- There he is.3:10
- Larry Turd with two hands on the board.3:11
- The president wants to be there in person to support his hometown team and, if necessary, to overturn the results of the game.3:13
- I just can't wait to hear him try to say the word womenyama.3:21
- That's what I'm looking forward to.3:26
- You'd think Trump would be rooting for the Spurs, right?3:28
- It's what got him out of Vietnam.3:31
- You know, here in Hollywood, we had a mystery to solve today.3:35
- On Monday, our building manager here in our building, Rick, got to work.3:40
- He discovered that all the chocolate and nuts in his office had been opened and eaten.3:44
- His office was a mess, so we looked at the security cameras and learned that a raccoon, a wild raccoon, has been living in our building for at least five3:49
- days.3:59
- We don't know how long he's been here.3:59
- He's climbing the back stairwell, and he's really made himself at home in our building.4:01
- He's poking around outside my office, and he's trying to get that cabinet open with his little hands.4:06
- I guess he gave up because there's no food, but there's a lot of food in our building, and there were a bunch of snacks missing.4:12
- There were walnuts were gone, fiber thins were gone.4:17
- Someone got into a box of my Costco protein bars.4:20
- So we set a trap.4:25
- We set one of those harmless cage traps, so you can release them, and we put peanut butter in it, and we caught them overnight.4:26
- But he was so strong from the protein bars, he busted out of the cage, like a little raccoon hoe.4:33
- And then he went around and messed up a few offices just to send us a message, you know?4:41
- Try to trap me, you best not miss.4:46
- And we couldn't get him.4:48
- And now I'm thinking that maybe we keep him, because first of all, he's very cute, and he's very smart, and that's nice to have on staff.4:49
- But also, he likes people.4:57
- He's friendly.4:58
- One of our security guys followed him in the storage area, and he came back to...4:59
- he named him Rallo.5:03
- He said, hey, Rallo.5:04
- Rallo came back to say hello, which is...5:05
- I don't know, maybe people are feeding him or something, but then he left, and we didn't see Rallo for a while.5:07
- We thought maybe he just went out whatever way he came in.5:12
- But our building manager, Rick, again, opened the door to his office this morning, and look who is there waiting for him.5:15
- Rallo with a bag of unmailed election ballots, by the way.5:23
- Turns out that's why it takes so long to count the votes.5:30
- So Rallo ran off, and we set another trap.5:34
- Actually, we set four traps last night.5:36
- We baited them with cat food and nothing.5:39
- He was just gone.5:41
- He disappeared until this morning, when look who showed up in another office.5:43
- At this point, we may just give him a job as a security guard, you know?5:49
- We finally found a security guard more adorable than you, Guillermo.5:53
- I like him, Jimmy.5:56
- I like him.5:57
- I like him, too, but until we find him, Rallo remains at large if you have any information about his whereabouts, please contact the authorities.5:57
- We want to return him to his family, and mostly we want to protect his penis from RFK, okay?6:06
- You never know.6:13
- All right, so, yeah, oh, basketballers.6:15
- And this has become one of the most beloved traditions of the NBA finals.6:19
- Every year, for the past 45, 50 years, we've been sending Guillermo to chat it up with players from both teams, and we did it again here as Guillermo in6:23
- San Antonio rubbing elbows with the players' knees at media day.6:32
- Yee -haw!6:44
- I'm here in San Antonio for the NBA finals.6:45
- Let's rub some interviews.6:48
- I got one.6:51
- Want to do a push -up competition?6:52
- With you, with you?6:54
- Yeah.6:55
- Yeah, let's do it.6:55
- All right, let's do it.6:56
- You go first.6:57
- You go first.6:57
- No, you go first.6:58
- All right, I forgot about it.7:00
- Say by the bell.7:05
- This question is for all the views.7:07
- You know all the people who watch all the views?7:08
- This is from Miss Franquin, okay?7:11
- Do the benefit of male circumcision avoid the risk?7:14
- Well...7:18
- He's a simple question.7:20
- What do you think?7:21
- He's a simple question.7:22
- I'm not gonna say what I am, guys.7:23
- I'm not gonna say anything.7:25
- I just want to say congratulations on making it to the finals.7:27
- Thank you.7:29
- Thank you.7:30
- I appreciate it.7:30
- Let me ask you, how many chickens will it take to cure an elephant?7:31
- Probably like 150.7:36
- 200.7:37
- Yeah, I think about it.7:39
- But there have to be big chickens.7:39
- What are the top three sexiest condiments?7:43
- Sexiest condiments?7:47
- Yeah.7:48
- Hot sauce, you know.7:48
- Hot sauce?7:50
- Yeah, spicy, yeah.7:51
- What about tartar sauce?7:53
- What sauce?7:55
- Tartar sauce.7:56
- Tartar sauce?7:56
- No, that's not sexy.7:57
- No, that's not sexy.7:58
- I don't think so yet.7:58
- I gotta go on ketchup to start off with.8:00
- What?8:02
- Ketchup is the sexy one?8:03
- Yeah, for sure.8:04
- Ketchup is versatile.8:05
- You know what I mean?8:06
- It's the person that makes the ketchup sexy, you know what I mean?8:07
- Do you know Harrison Barr?8:09
- Of course.8:10
- So, that guy loves ketchup.8:11
- I asked him, he loved ketchup.8:13
- Like, sexy, crazy, he was like, ketchup is so sexy.8:15
- He loves ketchup so much.8:18
- He's so horny for ketchup.8:20
- I'm worried about him.8:22
- I can't see him doing that, but I'll get him ketchup.8:22
- Yeah.8:25
- I'll get him ketchup.8:25
- Who's your heated rivalry?8:27
- Heated rivalry.8:29
- Who's yours?8:30
- My brother.8:32
- Wow, your brother?8:34
- That's intense.8:36
- You went to Vianova, right?8:37
- Mm -hmm.8:39
- Also the pop too.8:40
- Yeah.8:41
- How he was in school?8:43
- He was in school?8:45
- I don't know.8:46
- I'm not that old.8:46
- You want to give him my shout out?8:47
- Yeah, man, shout out to pop Leo.8:49
- Obviously, go cats.8:50
- Can you hold this?8:55
- Yes, I can.8:56
- There we go.9:04
- That's what we call a ten -yard hat.9:06
- You all right?9:08
- What you got in there?9:10
- Hopefully, it's sufficient electrolytes.9:12
- Thank you very much.9:13
- Yeah, you're welcome.9:14
- Hey, listen, you know Timothy Chalomet.9:17
- He's a big fan of you guys, all right?9:20
- That's our gal.9:21
- Have you seen the movie that he has a peach and then he makes love to the peach?9:22
- What movie is that?9:28
- Call me by your name.9:29
- But you look a little bit like Chalomet.9:31
- A little bit?9:32
- You like peaches?9:33
- Not like that.9:35
- We're at the same table, you know, Kylie and Timothy's wedding.9:38
- Mm -hmm.9:42
- But by accident, I ordered a salmon and you ordered a chicken.9:43
- Can we go halfies?9:48
- We're half.9:49
- Yeah.9:50
- Deal?9:51
- Deal.9:52
- You want to take an Uber together?9:53
- Probably not.9:55
- I'll see you later.9:56
- Cut!9:59
- Cut!10:01
- Hey, let me ask you, why did they call you cat?10:03
- Carl and the New Town.10:06
- What's that mean?10:08
- That's the name.10:10
- I will tell you, though.10:12
- CAT is probably a little better.10:12
- Look, that cat in the hat.10:14
- Yes, cat in the hat.10:16
- How you doing?10:18
- I love you, man.10:20
- I love you, too.10:21
- Thank you.10:23
- Me and you, we are so talented.10:24
- We're so good at almost everything.10:27
- Me and you, we're like this, brother.10:28
- Yeah, we're like this.10:30
- So I want to ask you a question.10:31
- How do you say in French, I love tequila.10:32
- Jam?10:37
- Jam?10:38
- Jam.10:38
- Jam.10:39
- Jam.10:39
- Jam.10:41
- Jam, la, tequila.10:41
- You want to rub my belly for good luck?10:46
- Wow, that was amazing.10:50
- Amazing.10:52
- I love tequila.10:53
- And I want you to help me to promote my own tequila.10:54
- It's called Guillermo half drunk tequila.10:56
- Half drunk tequila.10:59
- Yeah.11:00
- I drink half a bottle, so you don't have to.11:00
- Okay?11:03
- I don't drink at all.11:04
- No, don't worry.11:06
- I'll pour down your throat.11:06
- Okay.11:09
- Yo.11:10
- Why?11:13
- You want me to see in the videos where people are now?11:14
- Why?11:16
- Listen, I've never done it.11:16
- I've never done it.11:18
- When you play in NBA finals, you don't have time for a full bottle of tequila.11:19
- That's what I come in.11:25
- I like to dunk, but I love half drunk.11:26
- When you only want some tequila, test the Guillermo.11:29
- Taste the Guillermo.11:33
- Guillermo's half drunk tequila.11:35
- It's a slam drunk.11:36
- I guess it took a half court shot.11:40
- Half the tequila for the whole price.11:43
- And that's Guillermo guaranteed.11:45
- Yo, you're scamming, bro.11:47
- Perfect tequila for half the time.11:49
- I'm sober.11:51
- I'm not.11:53
- I know.11:54
- Well, that's it for the NBA finals.11:55
- Until next year.11:58
- Yippee -ki -yay, motherf**kers.12:00
- Bye.12:03
- Very well done, Guillermo.12:07
- You did it.12:08
- Uh -oh, look what's behind you.12:10
- It's Rollo.12:12
- He's got a car full of walnuts.12:20
- All right.12:24
- All right, but it's good to see you, Rollo.12:25
- Thanks for stopping by.12:28
- $14 ,000.12:37
- We had a fun show every night from the big hit movie, Obsession.12:40
- Indy Navarretti is here.12:43
- And Guillermo Blackbark with Johnny Knux.12:45
- We'll just give it a go.12:48
Why this Jimmy Kimmel NBA postgame bit is good english speaking practice
This clip is a Jimmy Kimmel Live segment built around game two of the NBA finals between the Spurs and the Knicks. Kimmel opens with a mock postgame report from Hollywood, then the segment cuts to interviews with fans outside the arenas in New York and San Antonio. That mix, a scripted host monologue followed by loud, unscripted crowd reactions, is exactly the range you want if you are building english speaking practice around real American speech rather than a single flat register.
The recording sits at B2 and runs at 215 words per minute, faster than 74 percent of the catalogue, so the host segments move quickly and the crowd lines come in short, overlapping bursts. The accent throughout is American, and Kimmel's own delivery is a solid target for american accent training because he switches between a dry, deadpan anchor voice for the report and a louder, more animated voice for the fan reactions, giving you two distinct deliveries inside one clip.
Pronunciation in the crowd's Knicks and Spurs chants
Pronunciation here is carried as much by volume and rhythm as by individual sounds, since most of these lines come from a crowd shouting outside the arena rather than one speaker at a microphone.
- "Let's go Knicks!" is repeated three times back to back by the crowd, so the stress falls hard on "go" and "Knicks", and copying that repetition is a fast way to feel the beat of an English chant rather than reading it flat.
- "Knicks in four, baby!" drops the verb entirely as a fan predicts the series will end in four games, and the tag "baby" at the end is thrown away quickly with almost no stress, a different rhythm from the stressed words before it.
- "My God, calm down." is Kimmel's own aside about the excited fans, with the two word command "calm down" landing as one quick unit, worth practising on its own before attaching it to the rest of the sentence.
- Later in the clip the host also uses the reduced forms gonna and gotta, so once these opening lines feel comfortable, listen for how those contractions get swallowed in fast American speech.
How to shadow this line by line, from anchor desk to crowd chants
Work through this clip in the order the scene actually escalates, from Kimmel's calm scripted report to the chaos of the crowd, rather than jumping around. This kind of scene, two or more speakers overlapping in unscripted reactions, is closer to everyday english than a single clean read, which is why it works well for english shadowing practice.
- Start with line 5, "You're watching a special Friday night edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live.", at Kimmel's steady anchor pace before the crowd noise begins.
- Move to the long postgame report sentence in line 4 and split it into two breaths so you keep pace with 215 words per minute without rushing the ending.
- Shadow the three repeated chants of "Let's go Knicks!" together, matching the crowd's rising energy instead of saying each one the same way.
- Isolate "Knicks in four, baby!" on its own, since the missing verb and the thrown away "baby" are the hardest part of the line to reproduce at speed.
- Finish on Kimmel's aside "My God, calm down.", said back at anchor pace, to feel how the segment drops out of the crowd noise and back into the scripted voice.