Shadowing practice: Office Moments That Make Me Laugh Like an Idiot - The Office US
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- Shabuya, yah, yah, Shabuya, roll call.0:00
- My name is Kevin.0:03
- Yeah.0:04
- That is my name.0:04
- Yeah.0:06
- They call me Kevin.0:06
- Yeah.0:08
- Because that's my name.0:08
- Roll call.0:09
- Shabuya.0:10
- This plantation, we were running long on greenbacks.0:11
- And we're having problems paying the people who give us a sate.0:16
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- Nah, nah.0:22
- Who's that?0:23
- KGB.0:24
- KGB?0:25
- We were asked that question.0:25
- What the hell was that?0:27
- What are you doing?0:28
- What are you?0:29
- Stop it!0:29
- Hey, hey!0:30
- Stop it!0:31
- Not everyone jumped.0:33
- OK, everybody jump in the air this time.0:34
- Please, here we go.0:36
- One, two, three.0:37
- Still some people not jumping.0:40
- You gotta be kidding me.0:41
- Who isn't jumping?0:42
- Yes.0:43
- But don't expect any cookie.0:44
- But what if I'm hungry?0:47
- No cookie.0:50
- Do you wear boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?0:52
- Oh.0:56
- Well, you're very saucy.0:57
- Call my baby sister an ass and told her to eat dog food.1:02
- We thought that she was you.1:05
- Why would you think a lady is me?1:07
- Are you serious?1:11
- Good afternoon, Iris.1:13
- It's a pleasure.1:14
- I'll get straight to the point is your paper toxic.1:15
- No, the paper's not toxic.1:17
- Thank you, Sandra.1:19
- Unless it's exposed to oxygen, then it becomes extremely toxic.1:20
- Wow.1:24
- That Carol is one smart cookie.1:25
- Goodbye, my love.1:28
- Goodbye, my friend.1:30
- I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that there.1:35
- There's no burst pipe.1:38
- How do you know that?1:39
- What is it, then?1:40
- Hey, guys.1:41
- Somebody making soup?1:42
- Shhh.1:47
- Gentle.1:49
- Shhh.1:54
- Shhh.1:55
- Shhh.1:55
- I will not believe.2:05
- I was so nervous.2:06
- But now, now I have a boyfriend.2:07
- All right.2:10
- I hooked up with her on February 13th.2:10
- Blue.2:16
- Yellow.2:18
- Red.2:20
- How about green?2:21
- I think green is kind of hoarse.2:22
- All right, well, it's really nice to meet you, Brian.2:25
- Uh, it's actually Ryan.2:27
- Oh, Ryan.2:28
- Yeah.2:29
- Bitch.2:30
- Could you scoot over?2:32
- You're on my dress.2:33
- Why are you not supposed to wear white to a wedding?2:35
- I know, but there was an emergency.2:36
- I look really good in white.2:39
- Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team.2:42
- I feel very blessed.2:45
- Stop it!2:46
- At first, I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently.2:52
- I never should have played that joke on Aaron.2:55
- Keyboard.2:58
- Never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place.2:58
- But my huge whopping penis is right here.3:02
- And I'm not afraid to use it.3:05
- So stop looking at my breasts and start looking at my penis.3:08
- What, Andy?3:15
- Andy, what should I tell them?3:17
- Don't tell them I'm floating away, obviously.3:18
- I don't understand what you want from me.3:21
- And you were directly under her the entire time.3:23
- That's what she said.3:26
- Excuse me?3:27
- That's what she said.3:28
- Ms.3:29
- Levinson told you that she was your direct superior?3:30
- What?3:32
- Okay, well that still leaves a 30 % chance that I'll attack you from the front.3:33
- Yeah, but it will be easier to stop.3:37
- I can always block the blow, or I can counter it, but...3:39
- That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indicator.3:45
- No.3:50
- It's marijuana.3:51
- You can expect these kind of repercussions as long as you keep trying to poach our people.4:02
- I'm taking Stanley.4:08
- And we will burn Utica to the ground.4:09
- Oh my god.4:13
- What's happening?4:15
- Andy's running over Dwight with his car.4:16
- Whoa!4:18
- Hey, hey!4:19
- Yeah!4:21
- What are you guys doing?4:23
- This girl was really rude to me at the mall.4:24
- So I created a fake eye -in -the -counter from a hot guy at her high school, and now I'm trying to make her anorexic.4:26
- Tell her everyone in the homeroom thinks she's fat.4:31
- Oh my god.4:34
- What?4:36
- Wrong baby.4:37
- What?4:38
- Wrong baby.4:38
- This is not a baby.4:40
- This is Esteban, another cleaning man.4:41
- He doesn't speak English either.4:45
- Esteban El Floro.4:47
- This is no get -together.4:50
- This is a party.4:54
- Oh!4:56
- Yes.4:58
- This is some through -me -beat.5:00
- Ow!5:02
- Ow!5:03
- I didn't see who you should have yelled crossing!5:04
- I'm sorry.5:07
- It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when it's the subject.5:08
- That sounds right.5:12
- Well, sounds right, but is it?5:13
- I don't grind.5:14
- Use it as an object.5:14
- Ryan, use me as an object.5:16
- This is your big sister, Kelly.5:18
- Did you color this pretty picture?5:21
- No.5:23
- So then this means nothing to you.5:23
- You are never going to find that.5:27
- Really?5:29
- I'm going to enjoy this.5:29
- Give me the leads!5:31
- Where are the leads?5:32
- Give me the leads!5:33
- I'm still enjoying it.5:34
- Where are the leads?5:36
- I want to thank God because God gave me the Stunty, and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.5:36
- Do you hear me, Mr.5:46
- Ash?5:47
- Look at me.5:48
- I'm not talking to you.5:49
- This is getting weird.5:55
- Do you understand?5:57
- Yes, sir.5:57
- Boy, have you lost your mind because I'll help you.5:58
- Find it.6:00
- What you're looking for?6:00
- Ain't nobody going to help you out there.6:01
- Jesus can come through that door and he's not going to help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child.6:02
- Okay.6:06
- Attention, Scranton Business Park.6:07
- There will be complimentary pretzels available in the lobby from now until 4 o 'clock.6:10
- I'd like you to our oil tenant.6:14
- So you worked at your last job for 15 years as assistant to the regional manager.6:17
- Assistant regional manager.6:21
- Assistant to the regional manager.6:22
- Assistant regional manager.6:24
- Assistant regional manager.6:25
- What is it?6:25
- Assistant regional manager.6:26
- Oh, that's my mistake.6:28
- Sorry about that.6:28
- Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times, so we've been eating together a lot.6:29
- Second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner.6:35
- So I am utterly and completely alone.6:40
- Angel, you still have your son.6:46
- I guess.6:48
- Met.6:50
- What are you doing?6:51
- Hey, I have a question.6:52
- Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office?6:53
- Stupid question, obviously.6:56
- Mr.6:58
- James Halpert.6:58
- Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.7:00
- Okay, I already see one.7:05
- Give him.7:07
- Okay.7:08
- They're the same picture.7:09
- Ah!7:10
- Ah!7:11
- Ah!7:13
- Ah!7:14
- Ah!7:15
- Ah!7:16
- Ah!7:16
- Ah!7:18
- No!7:18
- Get off me!7:19
- What the hell are you fighting?7:21
- Michigan.7:22
- The president of the United States is POTUS.7:26
- There's Bartender and Stanford who, you know what?7:31
- You just have to be there.7:35
- I wish I was.7:37
- I love inside jokes.7:38
- I'd love to be a part of one someday.7:40
- Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room.7:42
- When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.7:45
- Okay.7:49
- Wow!7:52
- Look at you!7:53
- You are, you're like the new and improved Pam.7:54
- Pam 6 .0.7:57
- Oh, look!7:58
- Oh, hey!8:01
- I declare bankruptcy!8:05
- By chance did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?8:21
- No, I did not.8:25
- Is that any good?8:26
- Actually not.8:27
- It is really so -so.8:28
- Okay.8:29
- I was thinking about that story where you went to the girl who used to babysit.8:32
- I don't know what I'm gonna do!8:36
- Please call me back!8:38
- Please!8:38
- I'm not gonna be okay!8:39
- Please!8:40
- What's a seven letter word for purse?8:41
- Satchel.8:45
- No, starts with an H.8:46
- Handbag.8:48
- Hmm, thank you.8:49
- No, no, no, no.8:53
- No.8:55
- Oh my God!8:57
- Oh my God!8:58
- No!9:00
- They love a good crotch.9:03
- Yeah, they sure do.9:05
- You should take that as a compliment.9:06
- Oh, I do.9:08
- We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.9:13
- I understand how you feel, Michael.9:19
- I really do.9:21
- Karen Philippelli sent me an email, asked me out.9:22
- I said no because I was committed to our relationship.9:24
- Well, I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant.9:26
- Paul's in face.9:37
- It's not a race, Dwight.9:38
- Ah!9:39
- I came up with a new thing this summer.9:52
- I act like I'm telling someone how to do something.9:54
- I go on with a long description, and then I say, and shove it up your butt.9:57
- They call me prison Mike.10:03
- Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?10:05
- Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, Biotch?10:07
- Okay, Michael.10:11
- Alright, A.10:12
- Ryan started the fire!10:13
- It was always burning since the world's returning!10:15
- Ryan started the fire!10:19
- It was always burning!10:21
- The Gaba Ghoul.10:23
- I don't really know what that is.10:25
- You know, Gaba Ghoul.10:27
- I don't have to have that.10:29
- What he's trying to say is Gaba Ghoul.10:30
- Guys, everyone, everyone, can I just have your attention?10:33
- Has anyone seen a small...10:35
- Stop that tiny boy woman!10:36
- She stole my baby!10:38
- What are you doing?10:40
- We can go to lunch, pick up babes.10:41
- Smile if you love men's prostates.10:44
- What are you doing?10:47
- What?10:49
- Those are my keys.10:49
- Good luck.10:50
- Jim!10:51
- Damn it!10:52
- No!10:53
- Jim, let me out!10:54
- Jim!10:55
- Wait for her.10:58
- Like something that you have to look for.10:59
- Sort of a where's Waldo.11:03
- Oh!11:05
- Get it!11:11
- Get it!11:12
- Ow!11:13
- A 15 -minute round of applause.11:18
- I like it.11:21
- Followed by a 15 -minute moment of silence.11:22
- I don't know.11:25
- Is it classy enough?11:27
- It hasn't really been ten years.11:28
- Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders.11:31
- Really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here.11:48
- Any time.11:52
- What do you do here?11:53
- Excuse me.11:58
- Here.12:06
- Here's beautiful.12:10
- This big fat pig is beautiful.12:12
- Yes!12:21
- Yeah!12:25
- Jan?12:28
- We need to talk.12:31
- Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?12:38
- $60 ,000 a year.12:41
- You get paid by the year at the bowling alley.12:42
- What do you make, Secretary?12:44
- Back to work, shoe bitch!12:46
- Dunham Niffen is a part of Saber.12:48
- Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.12:51
- Dunham Niffen is a part of Saber.12:53
- Dunham Niffen is a part of Saber.12:56
- There's a lake there.12:57
- I think it knows where it is going.12:58
- This is the lake!12:59
- The machine knows!13:00
- This is the lake!13:01
- Stop yelling at me!13:02
- No, it's up there!13:03
- There's no lake!13:04
- Here!13:05
- I want my baby back here.13:08
- I want my baby back here.13:11
- I want my baby back here.13:13
- I want my baby back here.13:14
- Come on!13:17
- Who's that girl?13:19
- Who's that girl?13:21
- It's Andy!13:23
- Bears eat beets.13:35
- Bears.13:37
- Beets.13:39
- Battlestar Galactica.13:40
- Bears do not...13:41
- What is going on?13:42
- What are you doing?13:44
- I love meat.13:46
- What's your blood type?13:48
- Oh, negative.13:49
- Universal donor.13:50
- Universal donor?13:51
- Oh, no.13:53
- F***!13:55
- Hey, are you okay?13:56
- I'm fine.13:58
- I'm totally fine.13:58
- Dwight!13:59
- Yes.13:59
- Dwight!14:02
- Oh, crap.14:04
- I'm just...14:05
- Dwight!14:05
- Do you know her last name?14:06
- Toby, I'm going to tell you her last name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight.14:08
- She's going to be screaming her own last name?14:13
- Hey.14:15
- And, uh, Greek.14:16
- Come on.14:18
- Did that...14:19
- Did that just happen?14:19
- We should write a movie or something.14:22
- I'm serious.14:24
- Blood alone moves the wheels of history!14:31
- Hey!14:35
- Hey!14:38
- Hey!14:38
- Hey!14:42
- Hey!14:43
- Hey!14:43
- Hey!14:43
Fast Cut American Sitcom Lines for B1 English Speaking Practice
This clip strings together short reaction shots and one liners from The Office US, so instead of one continuous scene you get many different speakers, one after another. It is rated B1 and moves at 211 words per minute, faster than most of the catalogue, and the constant cuts mean a new voice and a new rhythm every few seconds.
That mix is what makes it good material to practise english speaking with American voices: office workers reacting to an odd roll call, a couple arguing about a wedding dress, someone explaining why a piece of paper is supposedly toxic. Nothing here is a single monologue, so you train switching between speakers and pace rather than settling into one person's habits, which is closer to real conversation than a lecture clip is.
The Language in These Office Moments: gotta, Fragments, and Punchlines
Most lines are short, several barely reach three words, which is typical of reaction comedy: a laugh needs a fast setup and an even faster payoff. A handful of lines carry the recording's only reduced form and its rarer vocabulary, worth hearing closely before you repeat them.
- "You gotta be kidding me." This line uses "gotta", one of the few reduced forms in this recording. Say it as one beat, with no gap between the two syllables, and the stress landing on "kidding".
- "This plantation, we were running long on greenbacks." A rare word, "greenbacks", sits inside an ordinary sentence rhythm, so the line tests whether you can keep your pace steady even when one word slows you down.
- "I'll get straight to the point is your paper toxic." The line runs two ideas together with no pause between them, which is how people actually talk when they interrupt their own sentence. Match that missing pause rather than adding one when you shadow this line.
How to Shadow This Office US Highlight Reel Line by Line
The clip is not one story, so work it in short bursts rather than start to finish. Use it for english shadowing practice built around single reactions instead of long paragraphs, and come back to the same four lines until they feel automatic.
- Start on "You gotta be kidding me." It is short, carries a genuine reduction, and gives you an immediate sense of american accent training on one stress pattern before you move to longer lines.
- Pair "But don't expect any cookie." with "But what if I'm hungry?" since they are a question and answer exchange, good for practising the rise and fall between two speakers, the kind of exchange daily english conversation practice is built on.
- Take "I'll get straight to the point is your paper toxic." on its own and repeat it until the run on rhythm feels like one sentence, not two stitched together.
- Finish on "Never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place." for the rare word "hollowed" and the falling intonation of a complaint, useful if you want to improve your english accent on frustrated, informal speech.
- Loop the four lines above in order once you can say each alone, so you get used to jumping between reactions the way the video itself does.