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  1. Shabuya, yah, yah, Shabuya, roll call.0:00
  2. My name is Kevin.0:03
  3. Yeah.0:04
  4. That is my name.0:04
  5. Yeah.0:06
  6. They call me Kevin.0:06
  7. Yeah.0:08
  8. Because that's my name.0:08
  9. Roll call.0:09
  10. Shabuya.0:10
  11. This plantation, we were running long on greenbacks.0:11
  12. And we're having problems paying the people who give us a sate.0:16
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  1. Nah, nah.0:22
  2. Who's that?0:23
  3. KGB.0:24
  4. KGB?0:25
  5. We were asked that question.0:25
  6. What the hell was that?0:27
  7. What are you doing?0:28
  8. What are you?0:29
  9. Stop it!0:29
  10. Hey, hey!0:30
  11. Stop it!0:31
  12. Not everyone jumped.0:33
  13. OK, everybody jump in the air this time.0:34
  14. Please, here we go.0:36
  15. One, two, three.0:37
  16. Still some people not jumping.0:40
  17. You gotta be kidding me.0:41
  18. Who isn't jumping?0:42
  19. Yes.0:43
  20. But don't expect any cookie.0:44
  21. But what if I'm hungry?0:47
  22. No cookie.0:50
  23. Do you wear boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?0:52
  24. Oh.0:56
  25. Well, you're very saucy.0:57
  26. Call my baby sister an ass and told her to eat dog food.1:02
  27. We thought that she was you.1:05
  28. Why would you think a lady is me?1:07
  29. Are you serious?1:11
  30. Good afternoon, Iris.1:13
  31. It's a pleasure.1:14
  32. I'll get straight to the point is your paper toxic.1:15
  33. No, the paper's not toxic.1:17
  34. Thank you, Sandra.1:19
  35. Unless it's exposed to oxygen, then it becomes extremely toxic.1:20
  36. Wow.1:24
  37. That Carol is one smart cookie.1:25
  38. Goodbye, my love.1:28
  39. Goodbye, my friend.1:30
  40. I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that there.1:35
  41. There's no burst pipe.1:38
  42. How do you know that?1:39
  43. What is it, then?1:40
  44. Hey, guys.1:41
  45. Somebody making soup?1:42
  46. Shhh.1:47
  47. Gentle.1:49
  48. Shhh.1:54
  49. Shhh.1:55
  50. Shhh.1:55
  51. I will not believe.2:05
  52. I was so nervous.2:06
  53. But now, now I have a boyfriend.2:07
  54. All right.2:10
  55. I hooked up with her on February 13th.2:10
  56. Blue.2:16
  57. Yellow.2:18
  58. Red.2:20
  59. How about green?2:21
  60. I think green is kind of hoarse.2:22
  61. All right, well, it's really nice to meet you, Brian.2:25
  62. Uh, it's actually Ryan.2:27
  63. Oh, Ryan.2:28
  64. Yeah.2:29
  65. Bitch.2:30
  66. Could you scoot over?2:32
  67. You're on my dress.2:33
  68. Why are you not supposed to wear white to a wedding?2:35
  69. I know, but there was an emergency.2:36
  70. I look really good in white.2:39
  71. Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team.2:42
  72. I feel very blessed.2:45
  73. Stop it!2:46
  74. At first, I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently.2:52
  75. I never should have played that joke on Aaron.2:55
  76. Keyboard.2:58
  77. Never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place.2:58
  78. But my huge whopping penis is right here.3:02
  79. And I'm not afraid to use it.3:05
  80. So stop looking at my breasts and start looking at my penis.3:08
  81. What, Andy?3:15
  82. Andy, what should I tell them?3:17
  83. Don't tell them I'm floating away, obviously.3:18
  84. I don't understand what you want from me.3:21
  85. And you were directly under her the entire time.3:23
  86. That's what she said.3:26
  87. Excuse me?3:27
  88. That's what she said.3:28
  89. Ms.3:29
  90. Levinson told you that she was your direct superior?3:30
  91. What?3:32
  92. Okay, well that still leaves a 30 % chance that I'll attack you from the front.3:33
  93. Yeah, but it will be easier to stop.3:37
  94. I can always block the blow, or I can counter it, but...3:39
  95. That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indicator.3:45
  96. No.3:50
  97. It's marijuana.3:51
  98. You can expect these kind of repercussions as long as you keep trying to poach our people.4:02
  99. I'm taking Stanley.4:08
  100. And we will burn Utica to the ground.4:09
  101. Oh my god.4:13
  102. What's happening?4:15
  103. Andy's running over Dwight with his car.4:16
  104. Whoa!4:18
  105. Hey, hey!4:19
  106. Yeah!4:21
  107. What are you guys doing?4:23
  108. This girl was really rude to me at the mall.4:24
  109. So I created a fake eye -in -the -counter from a hot guy at her high school, and now I'm trying to make her anorexic.4:26
  110. Tell her everyone in the homeroom thinks she's fat.4:31
  111. Oh my god.4:34
  112. What?4:36
  113. Wrong baby.4:37
  114. What?4:38
  115. Wrong baby.4:38
  116. This is not a baby.4:40
  117. This is Esteban, another cleaning man.4:41
  118. He doesn't speak English either.4:45
  119. Esteban El Floro.4:47
  120. This is no get -together.4:50
  121. This is a party.4:54
  122. Oh!4:56
  123. Yes.4:58
  124. This is some through -me -beat.5:00
  125. Ow!5:02
  126. Ow!5:03
  127. I didn't see who you should have yelled crossing!5:04
  128. I'm sorry.5:07
  129. It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when it's the subject.5:08
  130. That sounds right.5:12
  131. Well, sounds right, but is it?5:13
  132. I don't grind.5:14
  133. Use it as an object.5:14
  134. Ryan, use me as an object.5:16
  135. This is your big sister, Kelly.5:18
  136. Did you color this pretty picture?5:21
  137. No.5:23
  138. So then this means nothing to you.5:23
  139. You are never going to find that.5:27
  140. Really?5:29
  141. I'm going to enjoy this.5:29
  142. Give me the leads!5:31
  143. Where are the leads?5:32
  144. Give me the leads!5:33
  145. I'm still enjoying it.5:34
  146. Where are the leads?5:36
  147. I want to thank God because God gave me the Stunty, and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.5:36
  148. Do you hear me, Mr.5:46
  149. Ash?5:47
  150. Look at me.5:48
  151. I'm not talking to you.5:49
  152. This is getting weird.5:55
  153. Do you understand?5:57
  154. Yes, sir.5:57
  155. Boy, have you lost your mind because I'll help you.5:58
  156. Find it.6:00
  157. What you're looking for?6:00
  158. Ain't nobody going to help you out there.6:01
  159. Jesus can come through that door and he's not going to help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child.6:02
  160. Okay.6:06
  161. Attention, Scranton Business Park.6:07
  162. There will be complimentary pretzels available in the lobby from now until 4 o 'clock.6:10
  163. I'd like you to our oil tenant.6:14
  164. So you worked at your last job for 15 years as assistant to the regional manager.6:17
  165. Assistant regional manager.6:21
  166. Assistant to the regional manager.6:22
  167. Assistant regional manager.6:24
  168. Assistant regional manager.6:25
  169. What is it?6:25
  170. Assistant regional manager.6:26
  171. Oh, that's my mistake.6:28
  172. Sorry about that.6:28
  173. Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times, so we've been eating together a lot.6:29
  174. Second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner.6:35
  175. So I am utterly and completely alone.6:40
  176. Angel, you still have your son.6:46
  177. I guess.6:48
  178. Met.6:50
  179. What are you doing?6:51
  180. Hey, I have a question.6:52
  181. Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office?6:53
  182. Stupid question, obviously.6:56
  183. Mr.6:58
  184. James Halpert.6:58
  185. Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.7:00
  186. Okay, I already see one.7:05
  187. Give him.7:07
  188. Okay.7:08
  189. They're the same picture.7:09
  190. Ah!7:10
  191. Ah!7:11
  192. Ah!7:13
  193. Ah!7:14
  194. Ah!7:15
  195. Ah!7:16
  196. Ah!7:16
  197. Ah!7:18
  198. No!7:18
  199. Get off me!7:19
  200. What the hell are you fighting?7:21
  201. Michigan.7:22
  202. The president of the United States is POTUS.7:26
  203. There's Bartender and Stanford who, you know what?7:31
  204. You just have to be there.7:35
  205. I wish I was.7:37
  206. I love inside jokes.7:38
  207. I'd love to be a part of one someday.7:40
  208. Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room.7:42
  209. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.7:45
  210. Okay.7:49
  211. Wow!7:52
  212. Look at you!7:53
  213. You are, you're like the new and improved Pam.7:54
  214. Pam 6 .0.7:57
  215. Oh, look!7:58
  216. Oh, hey!8:01
  217. I declare bankruptcy!8:05
  218. By chance did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?8:21
  219. No, I did not.8:25
  220. Is that any good?8:26
  221. Actually not.8:27
  222. It is really so -so.8:28
  223. Okay.8:29
  224. I was thinking about that story where you went to the girl who used to babysit.8:32
  225. I don't know what I'm gonna do!8:36
  226. Please call me back!8:38
  227. Please!8:38
  228. I'm not gonna be okay!8:39
  229. Please!8:40
  230. What's a seven letter word for purse?8:41
  231. Satchel.8:45
  232. No, starts with an H.8:46
  233. Handbag.8:48
  234. Hmm, thank you.8:49
  235. No, no, no, no.8:53
  236. No.8:55
  237. Oh my God!8:57
  238. Oh my God!8:58
  239. No!9:00
  240. They love a good crotch.9:03
  241. Yeah, they sure do.9:05
  242. You should take that as a compliment.9:06
  243. Oh, I do.9:08
  244. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.9:13
  245. I understand how you feel, Michael.9:19
  246. I really do.9:21
  247. Karen Philippelli sent me an email, asked me out.9:22
  248. I said no because I was committed to our relationship.9:24
  249. Well, I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant.9:26
  250. Paul's in face.9:37
  251. It's not a race, Dwight.9:38
  252. Ah!9:39
  253. I came up with a new thing this summer.9:52
  254. I act like I'm telling someone how to do something.9:54
  255. I go on with a long description, and then I say, and shove it up your butt.9:57
  256. They call me prison Mike.10:03
  257. Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?10:05
  258. Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, Biotch?10:07
  259. Okay, Michael.10:11
  260. Alright, A.10:12
  261. Ryan started the fire!10:13
  262. It was always burning since the world's returning!10:15
  263. Ryan started the fire!10:19
  264. It was always burning!10:21
  265. The Gaba Ghoul.10:23
  266. I don't really know what that is.10:25
  267. You know, Gaba Ghoul.10:27
  268. I don't have to have that.10:29
  269. What he's trying to say is Gaba Ghoul.10:30
  270. Guys, everyone, everyone, can I just have your attention?10:33
  271. Has anyone seen a small...10:35
  272. Stop that tiny boy woman!10:36
  273. She stole my baby!10:38
  274. What are you doing?10:40
  275. We can go to lunch, pick up babes.10:41
  276. Smile if you love men's prostates.10:44
  277. What are you doing?10:47
  278. What?10:49
  279. Those are my keys.10:49
  280. Good luck.10:50
  281. Jim!10:51
  282. Damn it!10:52
  283. No!10:53
  284. Jim, let me out!10:54
  285. Jim!10:55
  286. Wait for her.10:58
  287. Like something that you have to look for.10:59
  288. Sort of a where's Waldo.11:03
  289. Oh!11:05
  290. Get it!11:11
  291. Get it!11:12
  292. Ow!11:13
  293. A 15 -minute round of applause.11:18
  294. I like it.11:21
  295. Followed by a 15 -minute moment of silence.11:22
  296. I don't know.11:25
  297. Is it classy enough?11:27
  298. It hasn't really been ten years.11:28
  299. Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders.11:31
  300. Really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here.11:48
  301. Any time.11:52
  302. What do you do here?11:53
  303. Excuse me.11:58
  304. Here.12:06
  305. Here's beautiful.12:10
  306. This big fat pig is beautiful.12:12
  307. Yes!12:21
  308. Yeah!12:25
  309. Jan?12:28
  310. We need to talk.12:31
  311. Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?12:38
  312. $60 ,000 a year.12:41
  313. You get paid by the year at the bowling alley.12:42
  314. What do you make, Secretary?12:44
  315. Back to work, shoe bitch!12:46
  316. Dunham Niffen is a part of Saber.12:48
  317. Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.12:51
  318. Dunham Niffen is a part of Saber.12:53
  319. Dunham Niffen is a part of Saber.12:56
  320. There's a lake there.12:57
  321. I think it knows where it is going.12:58
  322. This is the lake!12:59
  323. The machine knows!13:00
  324. This is the lake!13:01
  325. Stop yelling at me!13:02
  326. No, it's up there!13:03
  327. There's no lake!13:04
  328. Here!13:05
  329. I want my baby back here.13:08
  330. I want my baby back here.13:11
  331. I want my baby back here.13:13
  332. I want my baby back here.13:14
  333. Come on!13:17
  334. Who's that girl?13:19
  335. Who's that girl?13:21
  336. It's Andy!13:23
  337. Bears eat beets.13:35
  338. Bears.13:37
  339. Beets.13:39
  340. Battlestar Galactica.13:40
  341. Bears do not...13:41
  342. What is going on?13:42
  343. What are you doing?13:44
  344. I love meat.13:46
  345. What's your blood type?13:48
  346. Oh, negative.13:49
  347. Universal donor.13:50
  348. Universal donor?13:51
  349. Oh, no.13:53
  350. F***!13:55
  351. Hey, are you okay?13:56
  352. I'm fine.13:58
  353. I'm totally fine.13:58
  354. Dwight!13:59
  355. Yes.13:59
  356. Dwight!14:02
  357. Oh, crap.14:04
  358. I'm just...14:05
  359. Dwight!14:05
  360. Do you know her last name?14:06
  361. Toby, I'm going to tell you her last name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight.14:08
  362. She's going to be screaming her own last name?14:13
  363. Hey.14:15
  364. And, uh, Greek.14:16
  365. Come on.14:18
  366. Did that...14:19
  367. Did that just happen?14:19
  368. We should write a movie or something.14:22
  369. I'm serious.14:24
  370. Blood alone moves the wheels of history!14:31
  371. Hey!14:35
  372. Hey!14:38
  373. Hey!14:38
  374. Hey!14:42
  375. Hey!14:43
  376. Hey!14:43
  377. Hey!14:43

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B1
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gonna ×2, gotta, ain't
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greenbacks, hollowed, levinson, whopping, anorexic, battlestar
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