Latihan shadowing: Best of Michael Scott - The Office US
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- Dunder Mithlin, this is Pam.0:00
- Pam, it's Michael.0:01
- Help me.0:02
- I need help right now.0:02
- Michael, what's wrong?0:04
- I'm hurt.0:05
- I have hurt myself.0:05
- Oh Okay, wait wait wait Michael do you need me to call an ambulance?0:07
- No, I want you to pick me up.0:12
- Okay.0:14
- Wait a sec.0:15
- I thought you said that you were hurt Hey whoa Michael It's okay, it's Jim just say again really loudly what happened You burned your foot on a foreman grill0:15
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- I enjoy having breakfast in bed I like waking up to the smell of bacon sue me and since I don't have a butler I have to do it myself0:41
- So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill then I go to sleep When I wake up,0:49
- I plug in the grill.0:59
- I go back to sleep again Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.1:00
- It is delicious.1:06
- It's good for me.1:07
- It's a perfect way to start the day Today I got up.1:08
- I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot.1:12
- That's it I don't see what's so hard to believe about that on test kit.1:15
- Okay, I'll be putting them everywhere and Please don't throw these out This is a rate -on test kit Please don't throw these out See them all over the office1:19
- Toby has been leaving rate -on kits everywhere like he owns the place The first time I threw mine away.1:31
- I thought it was an ant trap But I figured I'd rather live with ants than with his creepy little disc Second time I thought it was one of those1:38
- you know the things you turn over and moves like a cow thing But upon closer examination it was another ant trap, so I threw it away and the third1:48
- time I Did it out of spite Come on Michael you're interrupting you're kidding me God You say rate on a silent but deadly and then you expect me not1:59
- to make farting noises with my mouth What is this?2:12
- You know what?2:15
- We're not gonna die of read on we're gonna die of boredom Right and if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler2:16
- bin Laden and Toby I would shoot Toby twice Okay, all right really funny and then you went too far I would kill bin Laden and then Toby no stone2:24
- Okay geniuses, how would you do it?2:35
- Yes?2:37
- It is true.2:38
- I Michael Scott am signing up with an online dating service Thousands of people have done it and I am going to do it.2:39
- I need a username and I have a great one Little kid lover that way people will know exactly where my priorities are at Hey cuz I heard you're having2:46
- money problems.3:06
- No you didn't listen.3:07
- I got the answer you declare bankruptcy All your problems go away.3:09
- How would that help creed in monopoly you go bankrupt you lose you don't go by monopoly man That game is nuts.3:13
- Nobody just picks up get out of jail free cards those things cost thousands That is a good point bankruptcy Michael is natures do over it's a fresh start It's3:20
- a clean slate like the witness protection program exactly I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program Fresh start no debts no baggage Fart I got my name3:32
- picked out Lord Rupert Everton.3:45
- I'm a Shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs That's the life I Declare bankruptcy Okay, Wendy hot and juicy redhead give this a try I Wendy's Hello, Wendy.3:48
- This is Kevin's friend Michael This isn't Wendy.4:23
- Oh, I'm sorry.4:28
- Could you put her on please?4:28
- This is a Wendy's restaurant Okay Could I just have a frosty and a baked potato, please You have to come to the restaurant to order food well send somebody4:29
- to pick it up just have it ready.4:43
- It's ready now Well put it aside No God No God, please no no no What's up Michael like a gum in my ear you do this just Stinks don't4:44
- touch it.5:09
- Please don't touch it.5:09
- You got a ton of dandruff.5:10
- Okay.5:11
- Let me be how'd you get coming here?5:12
- I was walking in and I noticed something shiny under Stanley's car And I got under to see what it was and I messed up my hair all for a5:14
- stupid piece of tin foil But best case scenario you thought I was a quarter kill me right now.5:21
- We have peanut butter in the kitchen.5:26
- I Don't feel like peanut butter.5:29
- Give me an ice cream sandwich.5:30
- Nope not for you.5:32
- It's for your hair and it is 9 a .m No Dwight not the good peanut butter people are gonna get mad.5:32
- Hey, hey, hey, this is my hair.5:39
- We're talking about Smells good It's good too.5:40
- Oh, don't that's disgusting a lot of calories Well, just don't leave it on too long Keep massaging, please Jim could you come in here, please?5:48
- Hi Jim hello, I am Harvey a computer Jim sucks Wow, that's so rude.6:06
- I'm sorry.6:19
- I can't control it.6:20
- Yeah, you know I get Pam for this Pam Pam you look very hot today I Mean Harvey this is my close new friend great me so horny me love6:21
- you long Tim.6:38
- Oh, oh That is gross whose long Tim Long time me love you a long time.6:39
- Oh, well, you should bring long Tim in one day.6:50
- No, I'd love to meet mom Yeah, right?6:52
- Yeah, you ruined a funny joke you get out of my off -ive Okay, bye Harvey Boobs Phil recruited me to sell these cards and now I am recruiting you6:54
- who is this guy again?7:11
- Don't worry about Phil.7:12
- He drives a Corvette.7:13
- He is doing just fine.7:14
- Okay Calling cards are The wave of the future these things sell themselves.7:15
- Who uses calling cards anyway?7:21
- You know what?7:22
- That's a nice attitude Ryan.7:23
- I'm just helping you invest in your future my friend.7:24
- It sounds like a get rich quick scheme Yes, thank you.7:27
- You will get rich quick.7:30
- We all will Can you lose a lot of money on that other investment one from the email?7:31
- You know what Toby when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly asking for help you help his father ran the Freakin country, okay All right,7:36
- so raise your hand if you want to get rich All right.7:46
- No, how is this not a pyramid scheme?7:50
- All right, let me explain again Phil has recruited me and another guy now We are getting three people each the more people to get involved the more people who7:54
- are Investing the more money we're all gonna make it's not a pyramid scheme.8:07
- It is a it's not even a scheme per se.8:11
- It's I Have to go make a call Oh My life Michael what's wrong?8:14
- Everything's wrong The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression Depression isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out Dwight you ignorant8:32
- slut Depression is a very serious illness over 32 ,000 people commit suicide Every year according to a 2004 study is not the last year the data was available.8:45
- Yes My head is in such pain and turmoil Don't do anything rash.8:58
- Dwight.9:05
- Where are the warehouse guys?9:05
- I?9:08
- didn't I Didn't think you needed them for this part.9:11
- Okay, that's you said to just that's the whole point dummy.9:14
- Okay.9:18
- I'm on it, okay?9:19
- Attention blue collar workers Michael is up on the roof and he's acting strange.9:22
- Oh My life Michael what's wrong?9:29
- Everything is wrong Dwight the stress of my modern office has made me depressed Depressed isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out Dwight you ignorant slut I9:33
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