Latihan shadowing: CONANs Best Celebrity Interviews Volume One
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- Hey to help celebrate our 11 years of shows at TBS, we're putting together montages of some of our favorite show highlights.0:00
- We've had a lot of amazing guests over the years.0:05
- Take a look.0:08
- I wanna do something better than a selfie.0:09
- So I did a selfishie.0:12
- But I let him be the star of the selfishie.0:15
- First selfishie ever with two celebrities in it.0:18
- There we are.0:21
- I like you.0:24
- I like you too.0:26
- I like you.0:27
- I mean, I think you're good.0:29
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- Thank you.0:30
- Yes, thank you very much.0:31
- Others different, but I think they're good.0:32
- You were hosting the 2015 MTV Movie Awards that is this weekend, Sunday.0:34
- Sunday.0:40
- And I hosted that thing last year and it is different than all of the other award shows.0:41
- It is?0:45
- Yeah, they asked me, they said they wanted to like make it funny again.0:46
- Yeah.0:49
- And uh...0:49
- Oh no, she did!0:52
- Do you go in the water or the ocean a lot?0:54
- Are you, because some people hate the ocean.0:56
- No, I like the ocean.0:57
- I do, I like the ocean very much.0:58
- Yeah.1:00
- That's great.1:01
- Do you float a lot in the ocean?1:01
- Sure.1:06
- What do you sink?1:07
- Might be that cast iron heart.1:09
- I was on stage.1:14
- I moved the stool next to me just slightly and it made this weird noise.1:15
- And it caused the entire audience to laugh collectively.1:20
- And I was like, oh, that's all you guys needed?1:24
- I feel like maybe some of you aren't into it.1:39
- I noticed that you drive the Tesla and a very popular car out here in Los Angeles.1:43
- The electric car.1:48
- Electric car, yeah.1:49
- It's in the shop, now we're having a gas engine put in it.1:50
- But I love it.1:52
- I love it.1:53
- That's a nice car.1:53
- There's nothing better than Ronald Reagan swearing.1:54
- Really?1:57
- What the fuck are you talking about?1:58
- There's nothing greater in all of comedy.2:01
- The only thing better goes way back is Jimmy Stewart swearing.2:05
- Oh yeah.2:08
- Yeah, well how you doing?2:08
- Yeah, well pretty good.2:10
- How are you doing?2:11
- Yeah, well fuck you.2:13
- You have a bird on your...2:17
- On your shoulder.2:22
- You know what Conan?2:27
- Here's the deal.2:30
- I'm happy to come on your show.2:31
- And I'm happy to talk about the movie, Get Hard.2:32
- I'm happy to talk about, you know, anything.2:37
- But I don't wanna talk about my personal life, okay?2:40
- We're not here with Shaq.2:46
- Does he try and trash talk?2:48
- Does he try and get inside your head?2:49
- What's it like at this point?2:51
- Nah, not at all.2:51
- Not at all.2:53
- Does he say anything to you?2:54
- If he did, I wouldn't understand him anyway.2:56
- Which one do you want?3:02
- I want the Jeep.3:03
- You want the pink Jeep?3:04
- I hate to pull these with ropes.3:05
- So we play basketball.3:15
- We gotta get back to the movie set.3:17
- Shaq has to take a shower.3:19
- So everyone's like, all right, we'll see you later Shaq.3:23
- In my head, I'm like, I gotta see Shaq's penis.3:25
- So.3:27
- It's just not...3:31
- I can't pass up that opportunity.3:34
- You just, I mean, for historical reasons.3:36
- Yeah, it's not a gay thing.3:38
- It's just like, gotta see that.3:39
- I'm walking backwards, doing my routine, getting closer to the shower, and then I turn around.3:43
- And I go, all right, I gotta see Shaq's thing right now.3:48
- His bodyguard is there.3:51
- And his bodyguard is just so strong and big.3:53
- And like this thick neck, bald head, with his one eye, he's looking at me with his one eye.3:59
- So I said, sorry, I was just trying to see Shaq's penis.4:06
- So I see Shaq later on the set.4:12
- And I was like, I guarantee that guy ratted me out.4:14
- So I said, Shaq, sorry about that before with your security guard.4:17
- And he goes, I don't got a security guard, that was my dick.4:23
- I suggested that we do some sort of, you know, choreograph stunt thing.4:28
- And your producer said that you would not be into that.4:33
- No, he's not supposed to just unilaterally say, no, we don't do this.4:36
- He's supposed to ask me.4:38
- That makes me so mad.4:39
- Frank, get out here.4:40
- Yeah, why didn't you tell me about this?4:41
- I didn't think it was a good idea.4:43
- Well, let me just, you didn't think it was a good idea.4:45
- I actually decided to bring a backup guest tonight.5:08
- I'm sorry, I'm doing this a long time.5:15
- I've never heard of anyone bringing a backup guest.5:17
- I just think it would make, you know, it would make me feel a bit better because I don't know how this is gonna go.5:20
- So that way, if it's not working or my story's not good, you have the ability to switch over to another guest.5:25
- Susan, do you wanna come out now?5:35
- Oh!5:38
- Thank you.5:42
- How did you get Susan Sarandon to come out here?5:42
- How did you do that?5:48
- I got her through my booker.5:50
- I guess I have a better booker than you.5:53
- My whole life kinda grew up in this whole thing.5:56
- I was like, I don't like banks.5:59
- I think they're still in our money.6:00
- And then I worked at a bank and I was like, oh, I was right.6:01
- Okay, well, glad you didn't mention the name of the bank.6:09
- Well, Kobe, a bank.6:12
- Wow, that's a commercial we're not getting.6:16
- Still got those Folgers people though.6:22
- Oh, don't get me started on Fol...6:25
- Shut up!6:27
- Now we're out of you, punches.6:29
- Best part of waking up my ass.6:32
- I saw photos of you and your good friend, Mr.6:38
- Jason Bateman, hanging out together, paparazzi photos.6:41
- And these are real and I think you should probably explain.6:44
- Oh, there you go, that's nice.6:49
- Look at her.6:51
- Sometimes the paparazzi guys, they ride around on bikes and they ride ahead of you and then they get to the end of the block and they start snapping pics6:52
- and they wanna get you, like, you know, picking your nose or whatever.6:59
- And I said, the Bateman, I said, you know, let's go.7:02
- Let's have fun at their expense and just grab his hand.7:04
- And I feel like his internal monologue was finally...7:07
- By the way, you can tell by the photo, I'm the top.7:11
- Guys, come on!7:18
- What?7:19
- What is it, Andy?7:19
- Why don't you just settle it with the guitar off?7:20
- Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope The hole is out!7:34
- Catch the baby!7:59
- She's okay.8:34
- She's okay.8:37
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