Shadowing practice: AN ACCURATE COACHELLA VLOG
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- Happy Vlogmas Oh it's still zoomed in fuck oh I'm zooming out on my way out I'll just be waiting Welcome to fucking vlogmas!0:05
- No why?0:20
- That was all just a big prank it's actually Coachella Stay one like we're going to the vegetable event Let's get crazy Are you guys excited?0:22
- Yeah!0:29
- Stop walking in the mic!0:31
- Is this hard boiled?0:33
- Yeah I did this Wow I peeled this egg like a motherfucker this shit came off easy Here's where you fucked up you didn't do it on a paper towel0:34
- So this morning I'm having a nice breakfast of vegan yogurt and some hard boiled eggs You might be like Why the fuck are you eating vegan yogurt but then0:42
- eating eggs?0:49
- I'm just a really confusing person I like spice things up Coachella is this dairy?0:50
- Is there a different form?0:54
- Oh my god who's going to tell her?0:55
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- I'm so fucking high retweet if you're high This breakfast is sexy like I Why are we all vlogging at once I'm eating it I Amuse is an all -time1:12
- high I'm a Coachella you make a point.1:43
- I'm gonna have egg farts from this Okay I have a daily makeup routine, you know like the same thing I do every day, but I try something new I1:46
- Hear I'm gonna try to review the makeup routine today and see how it goes I don't think Coachella would be a good chance for me to rebound my makeup2:05
- routine with a bunch of new products So this could actually get a really good really bad.2:15
- I'm nervous Okay, this is boring face makeup is done you can kind of see here This is like good face makeup for me like I can't believe I just2:19
- did this I was gonna put on fake lashes, but I forgot to buy lash glue I guess it was like wasn't meant to be I get it the universe2:29
- was like bitch you're Everything you just did by putting on fake lashes.2:36
- So at least the universe is looking out for me.2:39
- Oh wait, I still see my whole hair Oh, I can't I just have a plan for Amanda.2:41
- Can you do my plan for what the fuck?2:45
- So you're not gonna do my hair Will you do my hair on day three though?2:48
- No.2:52
- Oh, yeah Okay, not speaking mine, but I'm wearing white pants today.2:52
- I'm on my girth So what are we gonna do about that?2:57
- Not too bad for a little inexperienced bitch Okay, I'm gonna do my hair and I'm not gonna film it because it's gonna be really exhausting for me I'm like3:02
- really upsetting for me.3:09
- So and then I'll see you then and then getting ready welcome to day one outfit for shoes I have these shoes by naked wool.3:10
- Her pants.3:16
- I have these shoes that I got from opening ceremony.3:17
- Her pants.3:19
- I have these shoes Did I really just say that her pants have these shoes?3:19
- Oh my god, I was not okay I meant to say I got these pants from opening ceremony there the brand Patrick Church glasses are from poppy listenin shirt is3:24
- I actually borrowed from a friend.3:33
- I don't even know where she got this and then my hair is these little things and what are we thinking?3:35
- Do we fucking hate it?3:39
- That's the question Wait no, I'm jealous.3:39
- I want something there We just took our Instagram pictures I posted twice within 20 minutes like I feel bad for everybody who's following me Who's gonna tell me that3:52
- like I can't do that, but I did it.4:05
- Are you guys ready?4:06
- This is my outfit I Know it's so sad.4:08
- I really want to just be able to show you guys all the music I'm listening to I really want to be able to vlog the music, but I can't4:24
- because then I'll get copyrighted This shit hits The shit hits different after we get coffee we're gonna go see Casey Musgraves.4:31
- I think this is the best day of my life Now she's hot bitch Fuck End of day one walking out of the festival I have excruciating back pain and4:51
- I just can't wait to fucking go to bed.5:43
- I tell you they want us completed It felt good.5:44
- I guess whatever fucking I'm going to fuck to bed as soon as my face is clean.5:46
- I am so fucking tired I'll give you a little recap of the day.5:53
- I'll make it quick.5:56
- We got there.5:56
- It was great We saw Casey Musgraves.5:57
- That was great pretty chill But then things are a little bit messy when we were trying to leave because we set up a car to come pick us up5:59
- 1 a .m.6:07
- Well, he ends up not wanting to show up.6:07
- So we're like, all right, let's just call an Uber Well, the Uber situation was a mess as you might imagine considering like hundreds and thousands of people are trying6:10
- to all call Ubers at the same time.6:17
- Yeah, I didn't go good I'm not gonna go into detail, but we had to wait like an hour for an Uber and we kept having to cancel and recall6:19
- them And it was a whole mess and now we're going to bed.6:26
- It feels so good to say that my back is Okay, I literally have sciatica No, but like actually I do that's the thing so it's like really inflamed right6:28
- now like it's bad It's like really not fun like would not recommend like avoid it all cause if you can tomorrow We get to see Tame and Paula.6:38
- That shit's gonna go crazy I've loved Tame and Paula for probably the past four years since I was a freshman in high school So like this is gonna go6:45
- crazy for me.6:52
- Why do I look sunburned?6:53
- Is that possible?6:54
- Do you think I have sunburned?6:55
- This year I'm having a lot more fun I feel like I know what I'm doing now and I know how to like have a good time I think the6:57
- key to Coachella is just not put too much pressure on it last year I had too many expectations I was bound to get disappointed and so this year I7:02
- just walked into it I was like, what is the cure?7:09
- Also the coffee is still good.7:11
- That shit was so good.7:13
- I want to get more tomorrow like I want to get seven tomorrow I only got one coffee today.7:14
- That is sad.7:18
- No wonder I'm tired right now.7:19
- I literally had one coffee Oh my god, my moisturizer ran out.7:20
- Bitch, I actually heard it.7:24
- What even is this moisturizer?7:25
- I literally don't know the products I have I one time went into a store that is like focuses on skincare And I was like literally just helped me!7:26
- Sadly!7:33
- The back is still an issue!7:34
- Look at her!7:35
- Fucking!7:36
- Just!7:36
- Enflamed!7:37
- Or!7:37
- Whatever!7:37
- Now!7:48
- Back!7:48
- I am lion cuz coachella Hmm, okay, this could be fun.7:48
- Oh Do I look okay to you like I'm not time to eat a snack Wow We go grocery shopping tomorrow morning Nobody responded to me I don't know why8:04
- I just feel myself eating that there's no way that's entertaining for you I actually don't look alive right now.8:30
- I just look at my fucking face The thing that's funny about it is like most people go to Coachella and do a bunch of drugs And then they look8:34
- like this but for me I went to Coachella didn't do any drugs and I still look like this So like that's not fair Okay, I love snacks Why do8:40
- I keep forgetting I'm filming I can't believe coachella's already one third over I'm kind of sad Then again, I'm not because like it's really not that fun.8:59
- It's all an illusion.9:05
- I don't even know like am I having a good time I think I am good night I Do you think I was sleeping right there?9:06
- I wasn't why can't I just turn the camera off are you forgetting?9:20
- There's something about walking around the kitchen in the morning and just to tell it makes you feel kind of fun I have my yogurt.9:28
- I have veggie sausage and I have iced coffee in a sardine cup that makes me look like I'm drinking drugs I Don't do it.9:36
- You're gonna jump every time I turn my camera on all just weird shit happens.9:44
- I've just turned it off with bad luck This is my outfit.9:47
- This is my outfit.10:02
- This is my outfit.10:03
- These are our outfits and jokes Being an adult This is her outfit And these are our outfits We're gonna go It's a mess I'll tell you everything's from the10:05
- first she was there from uni if my pants are from machino I've also heard that it's pronounced mosquito.10:21
- I've heard machino machino.10:26
- Oh my god.10:27
- I really sound sick right now Like I don't know my top is from american apparel my neck is from doll's guilt earrings are from I have no fucking idea.10:28
- So anyway, so yeah, that's the tea bitch.10:35
- Who's excited.10:37
- Are you excited?10:38
- Are you excited?10:39
- Are you excited?10:41
- Are you excited?10:44
- Are you excited?10:46
- Yes Just took a fat shit now it's time to go get a coffee I Am so tired.10:48
- Tayman paul comes on in like an hour.11:11
- I'm about to go crazy I really want to go home, but I have to see Tayman paul at first.11:13
- I want to go to bed.11:17
- I want to go to bed there I said it I Never felt better bitch.11:18
- It's literally midnight.11:51
- We're drinking another coffee.11:52
- We just watched tamon paul It was fucked up.11:54
- It was insane.11:56
- So that was good.11:56
- That just made my whole night I low key had a panic attack at one point because crowds make me anxious But then once I saw tamon paul, I felt11:57
- better now.12:02
- I'm drinking coffee life is good.12:03
- This is my third one of the day I have a lot of energy.12:04
- Okay.12:05
- Bye day two is over I am Just wrecked.12:06
- I don't know how I'm supposed to survive another day this.12:13
- Tayman paul was amazing and stuff Like It's like three.12:15
- Normally at 3 a .m.12:21
- I'm thriving like on a normal day like a 3 a .m.12:22
- I'd be great But for some reason this shit's wiping me out one more day, and then there's a little another 365 days and then there's another Coachella and I'm12:24
- probably gonna end up going to that one too.12:31
- Coachella's fun It is it's fun, but it's also like it's not though But it is I'll have fun for like 20 minutes and then it's like not fun anymore12:33
- Then another 20 minutes of fun then maybe like two hours of no fun I think the main issue is that there's a lot of pain involved on so many12:41
- levels Are you okay?12:48
- No I'll see you tomorrow for day three.12:50
- I just want this shit to be over low key, but like also having a good time Am I having a good time?12:53
- I'm having a good time Wow So we just got coffee no cat today, all right day three no cat even though I don't really have any artists I care13:04
- to see today.13:20
- So I'm kind of just like I don't even really want to go I got a clog shot because I love when coffee makes me freak the fuck out Oh13:20
- wait, this shit actually is good.13:28
- Normally when I go to a random coffee place like this shit is just bad But anyway, so we're gonna go give our friends the coffee get ready and then13:29
- we're gonna fucking go to the festival day three We're just all a mess at this point like Why am I filming myself doing this Vegetarian sausage Can you stop13:35
- I'm I know what you're doing digging video of We're breaking up We all just made a crazy no cap executive decision to not go to day three We're literally14:12
- just gonna hang out all day at the pool.14:37
- We're just gonna chill by the pool Oh my god, it's freezing never mind.14:39
- Honestly, it just wasn't a vibe today.14:43
- Oh, oh it's all melted Kind of not as good when it's melted right the beach.14:45
- We're having a beach day You know what the thing about Coachella is it's only fun when you want to see music that you like And then if you don't14:49
- have like songs that you want to see your artists that you want to see it's just pointless And also like look at Josie's blisters like there's no way she14:55
- could walk around a whole nother day Ow, there's no reason to torture ourselves for a whole nother day.15:01
- I just don't have it in me But it was a great time when we were there We took polaroids we have coffee Oh, that's really some strong shit.15:05
- Also like it's so beautiful out here like come on Who can resist this view?15:18
- Oh It's my vegan pizza with so many olives on it that nobody would like to eat it But me welcome to vegan pizza muffin.15:25
- I thought I would do a quick Coachella review.15:32
- Oh, you got garlic not Stop last year.15:34
- I said that it was the worst weekend of my life This year it wasn't the worst weekend of my life But it definitely was a little bit of a15:38
- mess getting to and from the festival every day a mess The uber situation was a mess the coffee was good the music was good for the time that we15:43
- were there It was great.15:49
- Well, it was pretty good better than last year I also think I drank more coffee than I did last year, which means it was a good time.15:50
- Am I gonna go back next year?15:55
- Yeah Mm -hmm We was at the store or did you part?15:59
- Are you good bro?16:24
- Straight up not good Oh Wait just up those this three minutes There's something We didn't even notice she was joking for like a minute.16:25
- Am I okay?16:46
- No, I'm good now that I burped No, I'm not so that was fun.16:48
- The lesson I learned is chew your food.16:54
- I have a bad habit of not chewing my food Mother flies.16:55
- There's not a lot of flies at the festival.16:58
- No, because there's so many loud people being loud I don't know what flies can hear.17:00
- There's a good question.17:03
- You're my loud people Wait, you're awesome I would argue that the garlic knots that you can get from a pizza place are actually better than the pizza.17:04
- Mm -hmm.17:13
- Okay Welcome to vlogmas17:13
American english speaking practice with Emma Chamberlain's Coachella morning vlog
In this clip Emma Chamberlain films herself getting ready for Coachella: eating a hard boiled egg breakfast, complaining about her makeup routine, bantering with people off camera. It is unscripted American English at a natural pace, spoken fast and packed with asides, at 156 words per minute. The level is B2, so you need a working vocabulary and the stamina for someone who barely pauses between thoughts.
What makes it worth practising speaking on is the constant self interruption: she starts a sentence, corrects herself, jokes about being high, then finishes the original thought a few lines later. That is closer to how people actually talk than a scripted dialogue, which is exactly the kind of daily english conversation practice a shadowing session should train you on.
The gonna reduction and rapid reactions in this american accent clip
Three lines from the opening show why this clip is worth your time if you want to improve your english accent, not just your vocabulary.
- "I'm gonna have egg farts from this": the reduced gonna replaces going to and she runs it straight into the next clause with no pause, the actual rhythm of casual American speech, not the gonna you see written down slowly in a textbook.
- "So this morning I'm having a nice breakfast of vegan yogurt and some hard boiled eggs": one long breath group with no comma pauses in her delivery, a real test of whether you can pronounce english words at speed without dropping the ending of each item in the list.
- "So you're not gonna do my hair": a question turned into a flat statement by rising pitch alone, no extra words added, the kind of line that is easy to read and hard to say convincingly.
Shadow this vlog line by line, from breakfast to makeup
A concrete order to work through the opening of this clip, rather than pressing play and hoping it sticks.
- Start at the breakfast line, "So this morning I'm having a nice breakfast of vegan yogurt and some hard boiled eggs": say it once slowly for the words, then again matching her actual speed.
- Move to "I'm gonna have egg farts from this" and repeat it five times until gonna stops feeling like two separate words in your mouth.
- Try "So you're not gonna do my hair": focus only on the rising pitch at the end, not on the individual words.
- Skip the run of "No!" lines: it is one word repeated more than a dozen times and will not improve your english speaking, save your five repeats for lines with real content.
- Finish on "I peeled this egg like a motherfucker this shit came off easy", the fastest line in this stretch, then check your own recording against hers for pace before moving further into the vlog.