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- What is this?0:07
- Happy holidays, Dwight.0:09
- But do not open it till Christmas.0:10
- You're so pathetic.0:13
- How long did this take you?0:13
- Three hours?0:14
- Five minutes, actually.0:15
- I am a black belt in gift wrapping.0:17
- Yeah, no such thing.0:18
- They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid.0:20
- Well, I hope it was worth it, because I'm going to take it apart in about five minutes.0:22
- I think I'll take it a little bit longer than that.0:27
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- Really?0:29
- If I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes, I ought to be able to cut my...0:30
- Unlikely?0:53
- That's kind of blurry?0:54
- That's better?0:59
- That's better?1:03
- Question.1:07
- What kind of bear is best?1:08
- That's a ridiculous question.1:11
- False.1:12
- Black bear.1:13
- Well, that's debatable.1:14
- There are basically two schools of thought.1:15
- Fact.1:17
- Bears eat beets.1:18
- Oh.1:19
- Bears.1:20
- Beets.1:21
- Battlestar Galactica.1:22
- Bears do not...1:23
- What is going on?1:24
- What are you doing?1:27
- Last week, I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses.1:28
- Uh, $4.1:31
- $4.1:32
- And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that's a grand total of...1:33
- $11.1:40
- Here's what's going to happen.1:42
- I am going to have to fix you.1:43
- Manage you to, on a more personal scale, a more micro form of management.1:45
- Jim, what is that called?1:52
- Microgimen.1:54
- Boom.1:54
- Yes.1:55
- Now, Jim is going to be the client.1:55
- Dwight, you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile, or difficult.1:58
- Let's go.2:04
- All right.2:04
- Fine.2:05
- Ring.2:07
- Ring.2:07
- Hello?2:09
- Hello.2:09
- This is Dwight Frut from the Dundermifflin Paper Company.2:10
- Well, that's great, because I need paper.2:12
- Excellent, then you are in luck, because we are having a limited time offer only on everything.2:14
- Wow, this is my lucky day.2:19
- Ask him his name.2:20
- What is your name, sir?2:21
- I am Bill Butlerger.2:23
- Really?2:25
- That's your real name?2:26
- How dare you?2:27
- My family built this country, by the way.2:29
- Be respectful, Dwight.2:31
- Yes, Michael.2:32
- You know what?2:34
- Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you.2:34
- Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.2:39
- Millions of families suffer every year.2:41
- Michael!2:44
- Oh, that's funny.2:46
- Michael!2:47
- Hold on one second.2:47
- That's my other line.2:48
- What?2:49
- No, but I...2:49
- Hello?2:50
- Yeah.2:51
- No, I'm just having fun with this stupid salesman.2:52
- He's so dumb.2:55
- Probably just gonna keep him on the line forever, not buying anything.2:56
- Okay.3:01
- It's up to you to change your mind.3:02
- Sorry.3:04
- That was a family emergency.3:05
- Oh, no.3:07
- What's wrong?3:07
- You know what?3:08
- That's private.3:08
- Boundaries, Dwight.3:10
- Come on.3:11
- Hey.3:11
- Hey.3:12
- Who are you faxing so early in the morning?3:13
- Oh, um...3:16
- kind of hard to explain.3:18
- I don't have a ton of contact with this grand branch, but before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery.3:20
- So, from time to time, I send Dwight Faxes.3:27
- From himself.3:31
- From the future.3:33
- Dwight, at 8 a .m.3:36
- today, someone poisons the coffee.3:37
- Do not drink the coffee.3:39
- More instructions will follow.3:41
- Cordially, future Dwight.3:43
- No!3:51
- You'll thank me later.3:53
- As I was saying, we are having a limited...3:55
- Son, you have to talk louder.3:57
- Never been lower.4:06
- Louder, son!4:07
- Buttnacker!4:08
- Our prices have never been lower!4:09
- Stop it!4:11
- Heat!4:11
- That is totally inappropriate.4:13
- You never yell at the client.4:16
- Now, you listen to me, sir.4:17
- Here we go.4:19
- The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile, and definitely difficult.4:20
- Give me the phone.4:25
- I'm right right now.4:26
- Give me the phone.4:27
- Give me the phone.4:27
- Give me the phone.4:28
- I have to put you on with my boss.4:30
- Well, I should hope so.4:32
- Who is this?4:33
- Hello, this is Michael Scott, regional manager.4:34
- Well, this is William M.4:36
- Butler.4:38
- Hello, Mr.4:38
- Butler.4:39
- How may we help you?4:39
- Michael, I like the sound of your voice.4:41
- You know what I'm going to do?4:43
- I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today.4:44
- See what's done?4:48
- Thank you very much, sir.4:49
- I don't think you'll regret it.4:51
- You're the master.4:52
- You are the master.4:53
- There is one condition, Michael.4:54
- Yes.4:55
- You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly.4:55
- Don't do it, Michael.4:58
- It's a million -dollar sale.5:00
- Where is my desk?5:06
- That is weird.5:09
- This is not funny.5:11
- This is totally unprofessional.5:13
- Okay, well, you're the one who lost the desk.5:14
- I didn't lose my desk.5:16
- Okay, calm down.5:17
- Where was the last place you saw it?5:18
- Okay, who moved my desk?5:20
- I think you should retrace your steps.5:22
- Okay, I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished.5:24
- Colder.5:30
- Warmer.5:34
- A little warmer.5:36
- There you go.5:39
- Ooh, warmer.5:40
- Warmer.5:42
- Warmer.5:43
- Warmer.5:44
- Warmer.5:45
- Cold, cold, cold.5:45
- Back up.5:46
- Ooh.5:49
- Ooh, warmer.5:51
- Hot.5:52
- Red hot.5:53
- Hot.5:53
- Very hot.5:55
- Dwight Shrewd.6:09
- Hi, Dwight.6:10
- What sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 -pound white mon?6:11
- Jim, I've given you this information like 20 times.6:15
- Right now?6:17
- It's by the Ream?6:22
- Uh, yeah, Ream.6:24
- It is now 978.6:25
- Sorry.6:27
- It's a discount of 7%.6:27
- Okay, thank you.6:28
- Gotta get back to work.6:30
- Okay, so Dwight, in your own words, someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons.6:31
- I suspect Jim Halpert.6:36
- Everyone has called me Dwayne all day.6:39
- I think Jim Halpert paid them to.6:41
- Yes.6:45
- Five bucks each, and it was totally worth it.6:46
- You look cute today, Dwight.6:49
- Thanks, girl.6:52
- So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot.6:56
- Which is unfortunate because, as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.7:00
- I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.7:06
- That's ridiculous.7:08
- Of course it wasn't me.7:09
- Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe I just don't remember.7:11
- I would remember.7:14
- Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?7:15
- That's not how it works.7:17
- Now, how do you know how it works?7:18
- Back it off, okay?7:20
- I'm interviewing you.7:21
- No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here.7:22
- Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?7:25
- This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer, and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder.7:29
- I think he may be the real murderer.7:35
- Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room.7:38
- When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.7:41
- God.7:45
- Smile?7:47
- No.7:48
- I never smile if I can help it.7:49
- Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates.7:51
- When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.7:54
- This came out really well.8:01
- There you go.8:04
- Nope.8:04
- This is humongous.8:09
- I am not a security threat.8:11
- And my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.8:13
- What did I write?8:17
- This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.8:20
- That actually took a while.8:26
- I had to put more and more nickels into his handset until I got used to the weight, and then I just took them all out.8:27
- Every time I typed my name, it said diapers.8:35
- Just a simple macro.8:40
- Morning, Dwight.8:47
- Who are you?8:51
- Who am I?8:53
- I'm Jim.8:55
- We've been working together for 12 years.8:56
- We're jugged white.8:58
- You're not Jim.9:00
- Jim's not Asian.9:01
- You seriously never noticed?9:03
- Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.9:04
- Alright then, Jim, uh, why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?9:09
- Uh, Wellington Systems, sold them 10 cases of 24 pound letter stock.9:15
- Or were you talking about Krieger Murphy because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me.9:20
- Please enter your password.9:28
- You have one new message.9:35
- How did you know?9:37
- No, no, no.9:38
- That is sensitive information only for employees, not outsiders.9:40
- Dwight, cut it out.9:43
- I'm trying to work.9:44
- You don't work here.9:45
- You're not Jim.9:46
- Jim, I got us that dinner reservation.9:47
- Great go 730.9:49
- Oh, great.9:50
- Can't wait.9:50
- Jim's at the dentist this morning, and Steve is an actor friend of ours.9:55
- I don't know who you are, but you are not Jim.9:59
- This is Jim!10:03
- Oh, dude, uh, how did...10:09
- So what's the deal?10:13
- We gotta pay for our own drinks?10:14
- That's lame.10:15
- Come on, it'll be fun.10:16
- And besides, I'm a roulette expert.10:17
- Impossible.10:18
- Roulette is not a game of skill.10:19
- It is a game of chance.10:21
- I could always kind of win it, roulette.10:23
- Oh, really?10:25
- How would you do that?10:26
- Mind control.10:29
- You can't be serious.10:31
- Are you serious?10:35
- Ever since I was a little kid, like eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.10:36
- I don't believe you.10:43
- Continue.10:43
- It was just little things, you know?10:45
- Like I could make something shake, or I could make a marble fall out the counter, you know, just little things.10:46
- That's ridiculous.10:53
- You know what?10:54
- Uh, why don't you move that coat rack?10:55
- Excuse me, everyone.10:59
- Attention in the office, please.11:01
- Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers, and he needs absolute silence.11:03
- Go ahead.11:08
- Okay, I'll try.11:10
- Sigh.11:14
- Oh, my God.11:38
- Hello.11:44
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- Темп
- 218 слов в минуту — быстрее, чем 75% каталога
- Уровень CEFR
- B1
- Редукции в этой записи
- gotta ×2, gonna
- Слова, которые стоит знать
- faxing, telekinetic, macro, handset, cordially, battlestar
