Shadowing practice: We Forgot About Epstein but then This Came Up
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- Man, I got in one in an Uber and the guy was like, where are you from?0:00
- And I go, Austin, he goes, I was just in Dallas.0:03
- He's like, the CIA killed JFK.0:07
- And I was like, what?0:10
- Oh, no.0:11
- And he's like, I did the whole tour.0:12
- I can set you up.0:13
- I don't want to go on the tour.0:14
- I'm sure.0:16
- And he just starts going off.0:16
- He was like, it was a 12 -man job.0:18
- I'm telling you.0:20
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- I was like, OK.0:21
- He's like, fuck.0:22
- I have friends.0:23
- Was that Alex Jones?0:24
- I mean, it was definitely a listener.0:25
- This is crazy.0:26
- I have otherwise completely rational friends who do not believe that the Challenger explosion was real.0:27
- That's like their new thing.0:33
- Yes.0:34
- The number of conspiracies that actually hook now with otherwise basically reasonable people is staggering.0:35
- Have you ever looked at any, and I mean any post from NASA on Instagram and gone to the comments?0:42
- No.0:49
- You do this?0:50
- Any fucking image.0:51
- They're like, they'll be like, there's people on the space station right now.0:52
- Look at this and everyone's like, fake AI.0:56
- You guys are trying to fucking ruin.1:00
- You're tricking us.1:02
- This is bullshit.1:03
- Who's buying the shit?1:04
- Like, thousands of comments for anything they've got.1:05
- The word on the street is that NASA was founded by a Satanist.1:07
- That's what someone said there.1:11
- It was like, this is what I'm talking about.1:12
- Yeah, that's all I'm saying.1:13
- That could be true, though.1:15
- That could be true.1:16
- Well, as a Satanist, you're a logical science -based person.1:16
- Yeah, I believe in science.1:20
- I love Maui.1:21
- Look at that.1:21
- Oh, this is nice.1:22
- Yeah, but that's Mother's Day.1:22
- Do a sort by newest.1:24
- Here we go.1:27
- More propaganda.1:27
- Yeah, nice.1:29
- Yeah.1:31
- Yeah, fighting Earth is, I mean, that could be a flat Earth.1:32
- Don't, all right, hold on.1:35
- Yeah, I mean, I could see them getting kind of crushed, especially if it was the moon, they'd be getting attacked.1:37
- Oh, they have moon stuff for sure, man.1:42
- Jesus Christ.1:47
- Brief us about, go back up to that essay.1:47
- It's actually pretty supportive, I'm saying.1:49
- Brief us about the Eucharist.1:50
- I don't think people were wondering if the recent mission was fake.1:52
- I think it's about the classic missions.1:55
- And there are some, like, just basic questions that I wish NASA would just answer directly.1:58
- Like, Rogan's always bringing up some very reasonable questions, like, how come the phone call was so clear and like from, and just to explain how was it that the2:04
- phone call was made from the White House, from, you know, Cape Canaveral?2:11
- Like, just explain the engineering behind it.2:15
- You know, you have to do it in detail.2:18
- Do you feel like, because - Look, they just said bullshit.2:19
- Smells like bullshit.2:21
- There you go.2:22
- Yeah, exactly.2:23
- Exactly.2:24
- Dude, it's almost favorite Hollywood's actors at the top.2:25
- That's kind of funny.2:28
- Unbelievable.2:29
- It's for everything.2:30
- Do you feel like any of the, let's say, big ones of the top 10 are legitimate to, are interesting to you?2:31
- You need a category of it.2:39
- Yeah, what are we - What are the top 10?2:40
- There's so many, right?2:41
- I mean, there's like the Pizzagate thing.2:43
- There's the Adrenaline thing.2:45
- The Adrenaline thing is a huge one.2:46
- The Moon landing thing seems pretty easy for NASA to resolve if they actually care enough to resolve it, right?2:47
- You know, I don't doubt that the photos were, you know, there was some exposure adjustments perhaps done to those photos, but that's not what people are claiming, right?2:53
- Right.3:03
- People are claiming this was fabricated.3:03
- There's a set.3:05
- So it should be pretty straightforward, right?3:05
- I mean, I'm always agnostic about it, because it's like, yeah, it could totally be real 100%, but if we were politically pressured to beat Russia, they could totally do3:07
- a set and be like, yeah, we did it.3:15
- You know, I feel like the day that Elon claims that the Moon landing was fake, True.3:17
- I might get on board.3:21
- That's a good.3:21
- That hypothesis, because he knows a lot about this whole rocket space show, and he's not afraid to say whatever.3:22
- Yeah.3:29
- And yeah, no one's thinking that Elon's being paid off.3:30
- He's not spending his time, let's put this way, he's not spending his time going on it to go back there.3:33
- He's got a different target.3:36
- And I would think that he would raise his voice, but I don't know Elon.3:38
- That's fair.3:42
- He's not one of the people I was referring to earlier.3:42
- I've never met him.3:44
- We've been in the same physical space with other people at a gathering, but I've never actually spoken to him.3:45
- There's definitely something that happens with conspiracies.3:51
- If you're sat around a table, especially with people that spend a good bit of time thinking about conspiracy theories, which I don't, I love listening to people talk about3:53
- them.4:00
- Sure.4:00
- And there's kind of like this race to the bottom of the iceberg where people go, oh, what, you think that Epstein killed himself?4:00
- Well, really what happened?4:06
- Oh, you think that Epstein didn't kill himself?4:07
- Well, actually, he transcended to a third, a fifth dimension.4:10
- And it all, it's like this weird one -upmanship game of who's got the most intense, deep, fortune rabbit hole that they've gone down.4:13
- I think he didn't kill himself.4:22
- I mean, come on.4:24
- There was a suicide note.4:25
- There was a suicide note that was written like a three -year -old.4:26
- Have you seen what his roommate did?4:29
- His roommate's like an ex -cop, right?4:31
- Who's, I think doing four life sentences.4:33
- Oh, the cellmate that was the murder of the cop.4:35
- Yeah, like I'm going to trust that guy.4:37
- Yeah, the guards were chilling.4:39
- There's somebody going up the stairs.4:41
- Like also he was a narcissist.4:43
- Everyone agrees on that.4:45
- They don't tend to kill themselves.4:46
- There's something just, I mean, who knows.4:48
- Maybe he was serious.4:50
- I saw that note the other day online and maybe he was like, okay, this is no fun.4:51
- I'm out.4:55
- But like does not seem consistent with everything else.4:55
- There's things that lend itself to, I mean, he also basically changed his will what, two or three days before.4:58
- You didn't know that?5:07
- Yeah, he passed everything to his brother, which you could interpret as somebody getting ready to check out.5:08
- The hyoid bone that snapped.5:14
- If you talk to certain forensic pathologists, they say it's more consistent with a homicide than a suicide, the force with which it was broken, right?5:17
- So that lends itself to murder, not suicide, but yeah, it just kind of depends on.5:26
- I mean, I retard Max on conspiracy theories.5:31
- I go, maybe, I don't know.5:34
- Yeah, yeah.5:35
- Literally, I don't know.5:35
- That way everyone, you're just perfectly in the middle.5:37
- I genuinely have no idea.5:39
- Okay, you don't know.5:41
- I have no, I genuinely, if I'm - Yeah, I have no idea.5:41
- Like it's plausible that it was all a giant government coverup.5:44
- Also, I don't know.5:47
- Look, I have no idea.5:48
- People I know that have worked.5:50
- Literally, he's like, oh.5:51
- In the government doing, you know, like spooky shit, like online spooky shit and that kind of thing, will tell you that the government is pretty inefficient, even at the5:52
- highest levels, that it would be very hard to do clandestine things within the most effective organizations, their sub -organizations.6:01
- So if somebody wanted to run countercurrent to like everyone around them and be the, you know, that's tough.6:10
- You could get a small collection of people, but then it's hard to keep a secret, right?6:15
- As we know, human beings.6:19
- I don't know.6:20
- The Epstein thing was wild.6:21
- I have to say that blew a hole in the internet for a while.6:22
- Oh yeah, it's huge.6:26
- You had people from the right who were on that list and then the emails on the left.6:26
- What was so interesting to me is that kind of like the video theory that I had earlier, you know, which is just a thought and a theory really.6:29
- The files were interesting, even though they were incomplete, because they were real -time correspondence.6:37
- It wasn't like, I heard someone say this and then they said that it wasn't a deposition, right?6:43
- These were the real emails at the time.6:47
- You could have fed it into a chatbot and had a conversation with them.6:50
- Have you seen this thing?6:52
- There's this like J -mail where they turned all the conversations.6:53
- Yeah, and then they have another one, which is a plot where you can put anyone's name in and it shows the number of conversations they had with him over6:56
- time, like it's wild.7:02
- Yeah.7:05
- And you know, he sat at the nexus of a lot of different people organizations and it transcended.7:06
- Again, right, left, it transcended academia.7:12
- He was connected.7:16
- He was so connected.7:18
- And what's wild is the people who were approaching him and wanting his time, many of them had tons of money, tons of public accolades or private accolades.7:18
- Like they didn't, like I don't understand how it is that people just continue to seek him out.7:28
- It was wild.7:33
- Yeah, it was really interesting.7:34
- It was crazy that somebody was that connected to so many different facets of people in life.7:36
- And they overlooked the fact that he had already been convicted of.7:42
- Yeah, that was the wild one where it was just kind of like, if you didn't know that, whatever, but like when people are like, yeah, this is public record7:45
- and you're like, eh.7:51
- Yeah, so like Bill Gates met up with him.7:52
- So like not a conspiracy theory.7:54
- And you can look this up.7:55
- There's a guy, I know, because he was kind of peripheral of the science community.7:56
- I never met him.7:59
- He was actually kind of a lousy failed scientist named Al Sekal, this great big fat guy who studied visual illusions, right?8:00
- And, but his data were always kind of, eh.8:08
- Anyway, he ended up marrying Galeen Maxwell's sister.8:10
- He was in charge with a small group of other people of basically trying to bury Epstein's sex offender status after he was convicted the first time.8:14
- Oh, was he the one that helped to get all of the headlines out?8:24
- Yeah, so they searched his name.8:26
- It would be on the fifth page.8:27
- Whatever, sports or whatever.8:28
- And so kept putting this stuff out.8:29
- Yeah, yeah.8:30
- What happened to him?8:31
- He was found dead at the bottom of a cliff in like 2015 or something.8:32
- Like, French government won't comment on cause of death.8:36
- Like, there are a lot of dead people around this.8:39
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English Speaking Practice with a Fast, Unscripted British Podcast Conversation
This clip is english speaking practice pulled from a real conversation, not a scripted scene: two hosts on the Modern Wisdom podcast, British voices, talking over each other about an Uber driver's JFK conspiracy story before sliding into NASA comment sections and flat earth theories. Nothing here is read from a page, so the rhythm is the rhythm of actual daily english conversation practice: interruptions, half finished thoughts, one speaker laughing through the other's line.
The clip sits at B2 and runs at 228 words per minute, faster than 84 percent of the catalogue, across 218 lines. That speed is the point. If you can keep pace with this recording you can keep pace with a real dinner table argument, which is a harder skill than following a slow, careful narrator.
The Colloquial Turns in This NASA and Conspiracy Riff
A few lines carry the whole tone of the clip, and each one rewards a close listen before you try to speak english fluently over it yourself.
- "He's like, the CIA killed JFK." and later "He was like, it was a 12 -man job." Both use he's like and he was like to introduce someone else's words, a spoken alternative to a reporting verb: the stress lands on the quoted word, not on like itself.
- "I have otherwise completely rational friends who do not believe that the Challenger explosion was real." Long sentence, no pause markers on the page, but the speaker breaks it into two breath groups: friends, then the belief. Practising the break is part of getting the intonation right, not just the words.
- "The number of conspiracies that actually hook now with otherwise basically reasonable people is staggering." A dense noun phrase, conspiracies that actually hook now with otherwise basically reasonable people, all stacked before the verb is. Say it slowly first and you will hear where the stress actually falls.
- "Have you ever looked at any, and I mean any post from NASA on Instagram and gone to the comments?" The self correction, and I mean any, is a real speech habit: the speaker adds emphasis mid sentence rather than planning it in advance.
A Line by Line Way to Shadow This Modern Wisdom Clip
Treat this as english shadowing practice in chunks, not as one long take. Working the clip out of order beats trying to keep up with the full 228 words per minute on your first pass.
- Start with lines 1 to 9, the Uber story setup. It is short, mostly single clause lines, and gives you the baseline pace before the conversation speeds up.
- Shadow this line next: "He's like, the CIA killed JFK." Repeat it until he's like lands as one beat, not two separate words.
- Move to line 19, the Challenger sentence, and read it once for meaning before you shadow it for speed. This is the line where B2 learners usually lose the thread if they try to match pace immediately.
- Take line 22 on its own. It is the densest sentence in the opening section, so isolate it, slow it down, then bring it back to full speed.
- Finish the block with lines 23 to 34, the NASA Instagram comments riff, and shadow it as one continuous run once the individual lines feel solid. This section moves fastest and rewards daily practice over a single long session.